Your character name:Scott Osterweis
Their character name:Wandering Bob
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it):
Server and time:Badger, 4:30 CST
Logs and/or screenshots:
Spoiler:
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: changeling, extended, traitor and traitor+changeling
Scott Osterweis's Memories:
You are the Head of Personnel.
As the Head of Personnel you answer directly to the captain. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.
Attention:
Captain Wandering Bob on deck!
Welcome to Traditional East Object IV, enjoy your stay!
OOC: Iteq: so what's the cool event now
OOC: Gun Hog: Plasma and Singuloth are the laggiest spells in game.
[Common] Luck says, "it's dead"
[Command] Scott Osterweis says, "WHY"
Scott Osterweis says, "WHY"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Na."
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Mas."
The locker has been unlocked by Scott Osterweis.
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Te."
You are not holding anything to equip.
OOC: Stickymayhem: Now we stop with the IC in OOC
You put the energy gun into the satchel.
The locker has been locked by Scott Osterweis.
You put the ID into PDA-Scott Osterweis (Head of Personnel)'s slot.
Luck says, "im gonna need all access"
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: hey guys the c- banned
Ian dances around.
Scott Osterweis says, "Hmmm"
Scott Osterweis says, "Justify it"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "I feel like ve can't power ze singulo today."
Luck says, "i need it for uh"
Luck says, "purposes"
Luck says, "beyond our control"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Scott Osterweis (Head of Personnel).
Scott Osterweis says, "Hmm"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Mainly due to a lack of being able to open ze secure storage."
Scott Osterweis says, "Seeeeeems legit"
[Command] Wandering Bob says, "Alright staff. Report in."
Luck says, "score"
[Command] Pa Chuu Rin says, "RD here."
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.
Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
Luck says, "than;s"
Luck says, "thanks"
You put the box of spare IDs into the satchel.
You put the ID into PDA-Scott Osterweis (Head of Personnel)'s slot.
OOC: Stickymayhem: I'll be back in a secx
[Command] Scott Osterweis asks, "I was supposed to give luck ALl access, Right?"
Scott Osterweis says, "I was supposed to give luck ALl access, Right?"
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: back in a sex
OOC: ComradeLeo: no admuns time2griff
OOC: Iteq: >21 players
Ian woofs, "AUUUUUU!"
OOC: Iteq: it's more dead
Baby Cakes (as Unknown) says, "change my job to something insulting to me"
Scott Osterweis says, "Okay"
OOC: Deputi: ripip
Ian chases its tail!
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces
Turn your suit sensors on, don't kill each other, and let's have a productive shift
Your suit will now report whether you are live or dead.
Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns.
Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
Baby Cakes (as Unknown) says, "i'd prefer whore"
Baby Cakes (as Unknown) says, "to that"
OOC: Dorsidwarf: 19
OOC: Dorsidwarf: it's collapsing
OOC: Iteq: it's over
Mariah Osteen is hit by a laser tag beam in the right arm!
Baby Cakes says, "thanks"
Christopher Beckett says, "The hell"
OOC: Dorsidwarf: And soon it will be 18. Night people.
OOC: Deputi: abandon ship
OOC: Iteq: it's all over
Christopher Beckett says, "Alright"
OOC: Dorsidwarf: Mind out for the badgers
Christopher Beckett says, "I would like my access extended"
Scott Osterweis says, "HMMM"
Christopher Beckett says, "A little bit more"
OOC: Deputi: it all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooooown
Luck fires the laser tag gun!
Luck fires the laser tag gun!
You rest your hand on Ian's head for a moment.
Christopher Beckett is hit by a laser tag beam in the chest!
Mariah Osteen is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
You rest your hand on Ian's head for a moment.
Christopher Beckett says, "I don't like that tittle, but..."
Scott Osterweis says, "Of course ya don't like that Tittie"
Luck has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
You extend the baton.
Christopher Beckett says, "Uh"
Christopher Beckett says, "He's dead"
Luck has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
*---------*
This is Luck!
He is wearing a red jumpsuit with a red tie.
He is wearing a red cap on his head.
He is wearing a red laser tag armor.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a lit ÿCohiba Robusto cigar on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Luck (Assistant).
He appears to have commited suicide... there is no hope of recovery.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
*---------*
Scott Osterweis says, "TAKE IT"
Luck has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
Luck has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
You collapse the baton.
Wandering Bob collapses their telescopic baton.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Luck's lit ÿCohiba Robusto cigar.
[Common] Willie Fisterbottom says, "test"
Scott Osterweis says, "Rip Luck"
You put the flash into the satchel.
The locker has been unlocked by Scott Osterweis.
That's a noir trenchcoat.
A hard-boiled private investigator's grey trenchcoat.
It is a normal-sized item.
That's some black gloves.
These gloves are fire-resistant.
They are a small item.
[Common] Uriel Bloise says, "You failed."
You put the noir trenchcoat into the satchel.
You put the head of personnel's cap into the satchel.
[Common] Bill DeFoe says, "Gee, it sure is boring around here"
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces
Alright. Next person to break into my quarters or the bridge is getting executed.
[Common] Scott Osterweis exclaims, "I wonder what the Syndicate's up to!"
Scott Osterweis says, "I wonder what the Syndicate's up to!"
You put the head of personnel's jumpsuit into the satchel.
[Common] William Tobias exclaims, "That old Traitor's no match for the Captain!"
Scott Osterweis says, "I AM BREAKING IN"
Scott Osterweis says, "WOOO"
With a flick of their wrist, Wandering Bob extends their telescopic baton.
Scott Osterweis has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis has been beaten in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
Scott Osterweis has been beaten in the left leg with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your left leg.
Scott Osterweis says, "YA GOT ME"
Scott Osterweis has been struck in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
Scott Osterweis has been smacked in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me"
Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me"
Scott Osterweis has been smacked in the left arm with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your left arm.
Wandering Bob collapses their telescopic baton.
You extend the baton.
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
You collapse the baton.
You put the head of personnel's cap on Ian's head. Lieutenant Ian gives you a peculiar look, then wags his tail once and barks.
[Common] Christopher Beckett asks, "What happened?"
OOC: Tarktheshark: Um guys...
You fire the energy gun!
OOC: Tarktheshark: This is badger... What are you all doing here?
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
You extend the baton.
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
[Common] Christopher Beckett says, "We have three deaths alredy"
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
You collapse the baton.
OOC: Deputi: ERP
You extend the baton.
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
OOC: Tarktheshark: Why are all these people in my ERP cave?
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
Baby Cakes says, "aaaaaaah"
You collapse the baton.
Scott Osterweis has grabbed Baby Cakes passively!
Scott Osterweis starts putting Baby Cakes into the disposal unit.
Scott Osterweis starts putting Baby Cakes into the disposal unit.
You fire the energy gun!
Baby Cakes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
OOC: JDemms: Holy hell, 19 peopl
Scott Osterweis has grabbed Baby Cakes passively!
Scott Osterweis starts putting Baby Cakes into the disposal unit.
Christopher Beckett has kicked Baby Cakes!
Scott Osterweis starts putting Baby Cakes into the disposal unit.
OOC: Tarktheshark: Allright, fuck this, I'm going in.
OOC: Tarktheshark: /me unzips
Christopher Beckett asks, "So you took my suit?"
Baby Cakes says, "no"
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ My chest is bruised.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ My left arm is bruised.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ My left leg is bruised.
Scott Osterweis says, "Yeah"
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Space Debris sighted on a collision course with the station.
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
Christopher Beckett says, "Hm"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "BOOORIIIIIING."
Christopher Beckett says, "Let's go to atmosia"
[Common] Bill DeFoe says, "DEBRY"
Scott Osterweis says, "You can have it back if you want"
Christopher Beckett says, "Nah"
Scott Osterweis says, "I'm getting a space suit for when shit goes down"
Scott Osterweis says, "SPACE"
Christopher Beckett says, "There might be someone dead"
Scott Osterweis says, "DEBRIS"
Christopher Beckett has attempted to punch Cheese On Toast!
Baby Cakes climbs onto the wooden table.
Scott Osterweis has thrown the bruise pack.
Cheese On Toast has been hit by the bruise pack.
You extend the baton.
Scott Osterweis has been called in the right arm with the red phone by Baby Cakes!
Your armor has softened a hit to your right arm.
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
You collapse the baton.
Baby Cakes has been called in the right arm with the red phone by Scott Osterweis!
Cheese On Toast hugs Baby Cakes to make her feel better!
Cheese On Toast has been called in the head with the red phone by Scott Osterweis!
You put the red phone into the satchel.
You put the handcuffs into the satchel.
Scott Osterweis has thrown the fedora.
[Common] William Tobias asks, "Oi clown, you alive?"
Scott Osterweis calmly drops and treads on the lit ÿCohiba Robusto cigar, putting it out instantly.
[Common] Baby Cakes says, "no"
You take the oxygen tank out of the tank storage unit.
You fire the energy gun!
Baby Cakes is hit by an electrode in the head!
Scott Osterweis is trying to put handcuffs on Baby Cakes!
You put the oxygen tank into the satchel.
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Baby Cakes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Scott Osterweis is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Scott Osterweis stammers, "S-SP-PAC-CE D-DEB-BR-R-RIS-S"
[Common] William Tobias says, "Good, I want to augment you to be as annoying as possible, get yer arse into robotics for awesome metal bits to be inserted into ya if yer interested."
Wandering Bob is trying to put handcuffs on Scott Osterweis!
Scott Osterweis stammers, "oah-h-h"
Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me"
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me again"
Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me again"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Zat sounded gay."
[Common] Baby Cakes says, "captain killing HoP in brig"
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Scott Osterweis is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
The locker has been unlocked by Wandering Bob.
The locker has been unlocked by Wandering Bob.
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "Just permain"
Scott Osterweis says, "Just permain"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's satchel.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's security hardsuit helmet.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's security hardsuit.
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "For no raison"
Scott Osterweis says, "For no raison"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's ÿthe head of personnel's headset.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's security gas mask.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's sunglasses.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's jackboots.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's referee suit.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's energy gun.
Scott Osterweis says, "Christ, I'd like some hep"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's PDA-Scott Osterweis (Head of Personnel).
Scott Osterweis says, "So bob"
Wandering Bob tries to put the orange shoes on Scott Osterweis.
Scott Osterweis asks, "You do realise that Centcom doesn't like shitlers, Right?"
Wandering Bob tries to put the orange jumpsuit on Scott Osterweis.
Wandering Bob says, "You are clearly unfit for duty"
Wandering Bob says, "blatant disregard for the chain of command"
Scott Osterweis says, "No."
Scott Osterweis says, "You,"
Wandering Bob says, "Attacking your captain"
Scott Osterweis says, "Woah"
Wandering Bob says, "And giving random people shitty ID titles"
Scott Osterweis says, "I got the shit beaten out of me and defended myself"
You are buckled in to the bed by Wandering Bob.
Scott Osterweis says, "And gave someone a title they asked for"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's handcuffs.
Scott Osterweis says, "Execute me then"
Scott Osterweis says, "Faggut"
You unbuckle yourself from the bed.
Scott Osterweis has broken Wandering Bob's grip on Scott Osterweis!
Wandering Bob puts the handcuffs into the captain's backpack.
Scott Osterweis has disarmed Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis attempted to disarm Wandering Bob!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Scott Osterweis attempted to disarm Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis has disarmed Wandering Bob!
Wandering Bob has punched Scott Osterweis!
You fire the energy gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the head!
You fire the energy gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
You try to empty Wandering Bob's left pocket.
You try to empty Wandering Bob's right pocket.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's chain of command.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's captain's jumpsuit.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's captain's gloves.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's brown shoes.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's captain's carapace.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's PDA-Wandering Bob (Captain).
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's captain's backpack.
Scott Osterweis has been poked in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
You fire the energy gun!
Scott Osterweis has been hit in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
You fire the energy gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the head!
You extend the baton.
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
Wandering Bob stammers, "b-b-bac-ck-k-k-kup-p t-to t-th-he br-r-r-rig-g"
Scott Osterweis has been disciplined in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis has been disciplined in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis (as Captain) has been flogged in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis (as Captain) has been flogged in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis (as Captain) has been flogged in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
The ÿÿPrison Wing vent pump #1 has been hit by Wandering Bob with the chain of command.
The ÿÿPrison Wing vent pump #1 has been hit by Wandering Bob with the chain of command.
Scott Osterweis (as Captain) has been flogged in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis (as Captain)!
You fire the energy gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the head!
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis (as Captain)!
*---------*
This is Wandering Bob!
He is wearing a captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy.
He is wearing a captain's hat on his head.
He is wearing a captain's carapace.
He has a captain's backpack on his back.
He has some captain's gloves on his hands.
He is wearing some brown shoes on his feet.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe captain's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Wandering Bob (Captain).
*---------*
You are unable to equip that.
You collapse the baton.
OOC: KotMroku: is fun still going on
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: KotMroku: i had to go for a while
OOC: IcePacks: no
You are not holding anything to equip.
You put the jackboots into the satchel.
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: no
OOC: Stickymayhem: Guys stahp
OOC: KotMroku: 0/10
You put the energy gun into the satchel.
[Common] Jack Morgan says, "Also, I'm new, so if you could not be hurt too seriously, that woud be great."
OOC: IcePacks: but there's spoiler spoilering at spoiler on sibyl
OOC: KotMroku: lame
ÿsustenance vendor beeps, "Enough calories to support any worker."
OOC: IcePacks: and it's fucking hilarious
You put the oxygen tank into the satchel.
OOC: KotMroku: i'll go play on sybil
You put the telescopic baton into the satchel.
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
OOC: JDemms: Fun? This is ss13, man. we don't play for fun.
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by a laser in the left leg!
Your armor softens the blow!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
OOC: IcePacks: i got your back sticky
Captain is hit by a laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by a laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Your armor softens the blow!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by a laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You hear a laser blast!
Willie Fisterbottom says, "huh?"
Your armor softens the blow!
You hear a laser blast!
Your armor softens the blow!
You hear a laser blast!
Your armor softens the blow!
The crab clacks
Wandering Bob puts the energy gun into the captain's backpack.
Wandering Bob puts the energy gun into the captain's backpack.
DEAD: Scott Osterweis says, "What a cunt"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's satchel.
*---------*
This is Captain!
He is wearing a security hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing a security hardsuit.
He is carrying an oxygen tank on his security hardsuit.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has an energy gun about his waist.
He is wearing a captain's spare ID.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's security hardsuit helmet.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's security hardsuit.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's oxygen tank.
Wandering Bob tries to open the valve on Captain's the oxygen tank.
OOC: KotMroku: We play for clown tears.
Wandering Bob opens the valve on Captain's the oxygen tank.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's security gas mask.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's sunglasses.
OOC: KotMroku: Fun = clown tears.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's ÿthe head of personnel's headset.
OOC: JDemms: Bingo.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's captain's spare ID.
William Tobias says, "if ya want Jack, I can turn you into a medical borg, all you have to do there is inject people with one solution that heals, one that stabilizes, and one that cures illnesses"
Christopher Beckett says, "Captain..."
Christopher Beckett asks, "Why did you arrest him?"
*---------*
This is Scott Osterweis!
He is wearing an orange jumpsuit.
He has an energy gun about his waist.
He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Scott Osterweis's Memories:
Time of death: 11:17
Kentucky flaps its wings viciously
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: losing is fun
William Tobias says, "Simpler, faster, etc."
The monkey (348) jumps!
Wandering Bob says, "he committed mutiny"
OOC: KotMroku: so is clown still crying like a little bitch in a corner
Christopher Beckett asks, "A mutiny?"
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: yes
Poly looks in the pen's direction and takes flight.
William Tobias says, "That, or you can lynch the clown and hand me his corpse for the same purpose."
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: milk the tears
Baby Cakes says, "hes dead"
Pun Pun jumps!
The crab clicks
OOC: JDemms: Personally, I play because I hate each and every one of you, and standing by as you get eaten by a singulo is the tastiest schudanfreude.
Christopher Beckett asks, "How can a dead man commit a mutiny?"
OOC: JDemms: As is horribly butchered German.
OOC: KotMroku: i wonder who are the people playing clowns
Kentucky flaps its wings viciously
Baby Cakes says, "he lied about permaing him"
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: hi guys
Christopher Beckett says, "Captain has left"
OOC: KotMroku: masochists?
Christopher Beckett says, "Recording stopped"
Poly looks in the pen's direction and takes flight.
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: can anyone teach me how to into mapping?
OOC: JDemms: Sadomasochists, I think.
Featherbottom clucks
[Common] Jack Morgan says, "Thanks for the offer Tobias, but uh...I like fingers."
Jack Morgan says, "Thanks for the offer Tobias, but uh...I like fingers."
Baby Cakes says, "he lied about permaing him"
Christopher Beckett says, "Yea"
The monkey (687) jumps!
[Common] William Tobias says, "Fair enough, better go nab the clown then, heheh."
William Tobias says, "Fair enough, better go nab the clown then, heheh."
OOC: KotMroku: don't put buttons in windows
Something is there but you can't see it.
[Common] Jack Morgan says, "And killing the clown would be a violation of my hypocritical oath."
Jack Morgan says, "And killing the clown would be a violation of my hypocritical oath."
OOC: KotMroku: don't put rwalls everywhere
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: yeah but how the fuck do i even see the maps
Poly looks in the pen's direction and takes flight.
[Common] William Tobias says, "Well, I can use his brain dead or alive..."
William Tobias says, "Well, I can use his brain dead or alive..."
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: i open it in dreammaker and it is black
Scott Osterweis's Memories:
Time of death: 11:17
Consciousness slowly creeps over you as your body regenerates.
So this is what cloning feels like?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: because you need to like open it through dm?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: wot
OOC: Eredale: Urist, you need to first compile it, and the n open the map
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: oh
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: thanks im gonna try that
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Captain Announces
For the Crime of Mutiny, the Head of Personel, Scott Osterweis has been demoted to assistant and executed. He is currently being cloned. As such, I am need of a new Head of Personel. Applications will be accepted in the HoP line
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You get a headache.
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: asCunt
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "CUNT!!!"
*---------*
This is Erin Wake!
She is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
She is carrying a penlight on her geneticist labcoat.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is wearing some white shoes on her feet.
She has a medical research radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Erin Wake (Geneticist).
*---------*
Unknown tries to remove Scott Osterweis's orange shoes.
Unknown tries to remove Scott Osterweis's orange jumpsuit.
Unknown tries to remove Scott Osterweis's energy gun.
Unknown tries to remove Scott Osterweis's Scott Osterweis's ID Card (Assistant).
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "H-HEH!"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "luv can bloooom"
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: how do i open a dm file?
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "MORON!!"
*---------*
This is Erin Wake!
She is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
She is carrying a penlight on her geneticist labcoat.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is wearing some white shoes on her feet.
She has a medical research radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Erin Wake (Geneticist).
*---------*
That's a floor.
Jack Morgan knocks on the reinforced window.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Yo Erin"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "HEAL ME!!!"
Scott Osterweis drools.
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Atmospherics alert
The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.
Jack Morgan says, "Cmon."
That's a freezer.
Cools gas when connected to pipe network
That's a canister: [O2].
That's a canister: [O2].
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "NOT EVEN SET UP!"
Scott Osterweis drools.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "No beaker"
Jack Morgan exclaims, "I dunno what Im doing, okay?!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "TERRIBLE!!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH!"
Christopher Beckett has thrown the referee suit.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Yo Chris"
Jack Morgan says, "first day, etc."
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Captains a moron"
Christopher Beckett says, "Mhm"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "H-H-He l-lef-ft-t a g-g-gun-n-n-n on-n m-my-y c-corps-se"
Jack Morgan asks, "I dunno, still think we should borg him?"
Unknown has thrown the energy gun.
Scott Osterweis has thrown the orange jumpsuit.
Scott Osterweis drools.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "No."
Christopher Beckett says, "I see you had all-access IDs"
Christopher Beckett shows you: identification card: assignment:
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "YEAH"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "I WAS HOP"
Jack Morgan says, "Mutineers dont usually get a vote, Scott."
Christopher Beckett has thrown the identification card.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "I DIDN'T MUTINY"
Jack Morgan says, "What the hell."
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "H-HE B-BEAT-T M-ME H-H-HAL-LF-F T-T-TO D-DEAT-TH-H-H"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "SO I STUNNED HMI"
Jack Morgan says, "Technically, that is mutiny."
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "NO"
Christopher Beckett says, "He said that you disobeyed his orders"
Jack Morgan says, "Strictly speaking."
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IT ISN'T"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "F-FOR-R T-TEH-H EMP-P-PRAH-H"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IT N-NON-N-N H-HAR-RMF-FUL-L-L!!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "AN-ND-D A L-LOW-WER-R-R OF-FF-F-FEN-NSE"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "SPESS LAW!!"
That's an identification card.
A card used to provide ID and determine access across the station.
It is a tiny item.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THE SAIYANS SCREWED!"
Jack Morgan asks, "Dammit, either of you two know how to do this?"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Yeah"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Clonex"
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH!"
Scott Osterweis drools.
Christopher Beckett places the beaker in the cryo cell.
Christopher Beckett says, "Get in"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "CLONEX!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "G-GOD-D-DD-DAM-M-MN-N IT"
Jack Morgan says, "Ohhh, I was reading cloning, instead of cryo."
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: anyone?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: you don't
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: ?
OOC: KotMroku: use dreammaker
OOC: KotMroku: duh
OOC: KotMroku: like there should be files on left in dm, find the map and open it
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: right but it is black when I open it.
OOC: KotMroku: did you compiled it
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: And when I do it displays a bunch of error messages.
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: the compile option is greyed out.
OOC: KotMroku: what the fuck
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Eredale: Are you sure you downloaded clean code
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: yeah I downloaded the tgstation code off github.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: well i am not suprised, Byond is a fucking bitch when it comes to everything
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: like for long time i could only open one map at time
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: should i just redownload everything?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: which was pretty annoying since i couldn't steal shit off other maps
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Christopher Beckett says, "Yeaa"
universal recorder says, "[02:22] Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH!""
universal recorder says, "Skipping 20 seconds of silence"
universal recorder says, "[02:42] Christopher Beckett says, "Get in""
Christopher Beckett says, "Doctor is still working on clonex"
OOC: KotMroku: Sticky are you here
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "FUS RO DAH"
universal recorder says, "[02:52] Scott Osterweis gibbers, "CLONEX!!""
Christopher Beckett tries to remove Scott Osterweis's referee suit.
Christopher Beckett tries to remove Scott Osterweis's orange shoes.
universal recorder says, "[02:55] Scott Osterweis gibbers, "G-GOD-D-DD-DAM-M-MN-N IT""
universal recorder says, "[02:56] Jack Morgan says, "Ohhh, I was reading cloning, instead of cryo.""
Central Command Update
It appears a chunk of some kind of space station has collided with the fitness room at the Northerly point of the station. It may be worth investigating.
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: no
OOC: KotMroku: i need to know your name so i can metagrudge you
universal recorder says, "[03:07] Christopher Beckett says, "Cryox will do""
universal recorder says, "[03:14] Recording stopped."
universal recorder says, "End of recording."
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: ErikHanson: wow 25 users
OOC: KotMroku: Sticky is making fun events
OOC: KotMroku: or at least he is pretending to
OOC: ErikHanson: oh cool
OOC: ErikHanson: test test
OOC: ErikHanson: ah color
Something is there but you can't see it.
OOC: KotMroku: like last round everyone was wizard
OOC: KotMroku: and round before that we had talking brains and flukeops without spacesuits
... Nanotrasen ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: and before that we had respawn doeverythingyouwantnorules round
You have a seizure!
Unusable emote 'sihg'. Say *help for a list.
OOC: KotMroku: there was like 7 or 8 admins before
You are not holding anything to equip.
Jack Morgan says, "Um..."
You are not holding anything to equip.
Jack Morgan puts the energy gun into the medical backpack.
OOC: Stickymayhem: they all got bored and left or something
OOC: KotMroku: each of them playing oggs or something
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "F-F-F-FINE!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "I'll get a new gun"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces
The station is currently without an active power source. If engineering doesn't get us power withing the next five minutes, shuttle will get called
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "R-R-R-RY-YET-TLY-Y-Y-YN-N"
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: asCUN
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "CUNT"
Jack Morgan has analyzed Scott Osterweis's vitals.
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: so should i redownload tgstation map/ source code?
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "RYETYLIN"
Central Command Update
Anomaly Alert
High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "MAKE IT"
OOC: KotMroku: being admin is apparently boring since you can fuck with round only now and then and not too much
You feel weak.
Scott Osterweis collapses!
OOC: Stickymayhem: Nah it's alright
OOC: KotMroku: redownload NTstation code
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: ok
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Anomaly Alert
The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "ALRIGHT!!"
You have a seizure!
OOC: Stickymayhem: The hardest part about adminning is dealing with the shit you get for anything you do
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: erst
You are now resting.
You are now getting up.
OOC: Stickymayhem: A lot of people can't handle that pat of it
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "MAKE THIS!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "5u Nitrogen, 5u Silicon, 5u Potassium, 15u Radium, 30u Hydrogen, 40u Carbon"
OOC: IyaerP: it is basically like playing sec, but worse
OOC: Stickymayhem: No matter what you do you'll get screamed at by someone for it so you just have to kind of filter out the retards
OOC: IcePacks: COUGHUHRGHKKKGAHHHHKQUARTZCRYSTALWHEEZEHURGGGHK
OOC: Stickymayhem: Pretty much
OOC: IcePacks: help i'm choking
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "waaaaaagh!!!"
That's a beaker.
A beaker. It can hold up to 50 units.
It contains:
20 units of Water
20 units of Plasma
It is a tiny item.
*---------*
This is Bill DeFoe!
He is wearing a firefighter helmet on his head.
He is wearing a firesuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a flare in his right hand.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Bill DeFoe (Assistant).
He has minor bruising.
He has severe burns!
*---------*
OOC: Stickymayhem: I have a lot of respect for QuartzCrystal
*---------*
This is Jack Morgan!
He is wearing a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He has a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Jack Morgan (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
That's a large beaker.
A large beaker. Can hold up to 100 units.
It contains:
10 units of Plasma
It is a tiny item.
*---------*
This is Bill DeFoe!
He is wearing a firefighter helmet on his head.
He is wearing a firesuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a flare in his right hand.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Bill DeFoe (Assistant).
He has minor bruising.
He has severe burns!
*---------*
OOC: Stickymayhem: He basically asked to be a trialmin again instead of leaping back into gameminning like some more arrogant admins
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "B-BILL-L!!"
Bill DeFoe says, "WHAT"
OOC: KotMroku: Sticky consider that
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "H-H-HAV-V-VE u S-SEEN L-LUC-CK-K-K-K?"
OOC: Stickymayhem: And genuinely cares about getting better
Bill DeFoe asks, "LITERALLY WHO?"
OOC: IcePacks: he's also going to quit in another month and make a thread about it
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "LUCK"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "YA CUNT!!"
Scott Osterweis headbutts the airlock!
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "OUCH"
Bill DeFoe says, "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LUCK"
OOC: KotMroku: people need someone to blame for shit
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "I DON'T KNOW!!!"
Bill DeFoe says, "IS THAT THEIR FIRST OR LAST NAME"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IT'S HIS NAME!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "BOTH!!!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: you know what they say about assumptions
Bill DeFoe says, "IF IT WAS BOTH IT'D BE LUCK LUCK"
You swallow the anti-toxins pill.
OOC: KotMroku: and admins are quite easy to blame for shit
OOC: Stickymayhem: Sometimes they turn out to be not entirely correct
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THATS RIGHT"
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: how many times
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "ID-DIOT-T"
*---------*
This is Jack Morgan!
He is wearing a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He is holding a large beaker in his left hand.
He has a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Jack Morgan (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: is he going to quiit
*---------*
This is Jack Morgan!
He is wearing a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He is holding a large beaker in his left hand.
He is holding a syringe (inaprovaline) in his right hand.
He has a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Jack Morgan (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
Bill DeFoe says, "WOW"
Bill DeFoe says, "RUDE"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "NO"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THE OTHER GUY"
OOC: KotMroku: also pretty much every time im
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THE ONE WHO SPILLED PLASMA!!!"
Scott Osterweis stares cluelessly at the ÿMedbay Central vent pump #1 and drools.
OOC: KotMroku: blaming admins for shit i'm being annoying faggot and joking
Bill DeFoe says, "IM FUCKIGN DYING HERE"
OOC: Stickymayhem: Yeah I know
Bill DeFoe starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Bill DeFoe climbs onto the reinforced table.
OOC: Stickymayhem: I am that kind of person too
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "PACKETS!!!"
Bill DeFoe says, "GOD DMANIT"
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Bill DeFoe starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
OOC: Stickymayhem: I yell at people in all caps in asay as a joke
Jack Morgan is trying to inject Scott Osterweis!
Jack Morgan is trying to inject Scott Osterweis!
Jack Morgan is trying to inject Scott Osterweis!
Jack Morgan injects Scott Osterweis with the syringe!
OOC: KotMroku: sticky you fucking idiot your events are not fun
Jack Morgan injects Scott Osterweis with the syringe!
Jack Morgan injects Scott Osterweis with the syringe!
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "HELLO!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: And like one in ten admins get horribly offended and hate me forever
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "nope"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Still"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THE SAIYANS SCREWED!!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Retarded"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "G-GREAT-T!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: I know BUT I DO THEM ANYWAY JUST TO HATEFUCK YOU WITH BUTTONS
OOC: ErikHanson: OOPS
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Fuck this"
OOC: KotMroku: i kinda discovered that one in ten people don't get offended with me being annoying faggot
OOC: KotMroku: not suprised
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "SOTP IT#!!!"
You hungrily gobble some of the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky and gobble it down!
You hungrily gobble some of the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky and gobble it down!
You hungrily begin to gobble the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky.
*---------*
This is Aaden Hill!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He has an oxygen tank on his back.
He is holding a backpack in his right hand.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Aaden Hill (Assistant).
*---------*
You hungrily begin to gobble the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky.
OOC: Stickymayhem: The admins tend to have better odds than that since it takes such thick skin to stay an admin
You are unable to equip that.
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Scott Osterweis!
OOC: Stickymayhem: The first time I've really got offended in about a year of adminning happened yesterday
Unknown has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
[Common] Erin Wake says, "FUCK"
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipeties on Unknown!
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) stammers, "Woah-h"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) stammers, "G-G-GR-R-REAT-T-T-T!!"
[Common] Erin Wake says, "CUNT"
OOC: KotMroku: was it me
OOC: IcePacks: i just would like to say
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "What a cunt"
You attempt to remove the used zipties. (This will take around 0.75 minutes and you need to stand still.)
[Common] Erin Wake says, "CUNT"
Unknown sighs.
OOC: ErikHanson: can any admin PM me?
OOC: Stickymayhem: Wizard Trigger Events happened, and herpa and elyina assumed that I was making the floor lava and shit
[Common] Erin Wake says, "CUNT"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, ">MY FACE!"
OOC: IcePacks: i would still be an admin today were it not for intigracy's love-hate relationship with me
OOC: ErikHanson: can't adminPM anymore.. for some reason
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "I NOT SCOTT!!!"
OOC: KotMroku: also holy shit i know this thing
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "I P-PR-R-ROMIS-S-S-SE"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "SCOTT"
OOC: Stickymayhem: So elyina demotes me, herpA boots and bans me for 5000 minutes
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "IS A LING"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "AND STUNG ME!!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: Quartz calls me a shit admin and asks why anyone ever made me gamemin
*---------*
This is Christopher Beckett!
He is wearing a security hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing a security hardsuit.
He is carrying an oxygen tank on his security hardsuit.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has Validator about his waist.
He is wearing PDA-Christopher Beckett (Detective).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Wandering Bob says, "you have his ID"
OOC: IcePacks: can i say that i legitimately wonder if elyina is mentally deficient
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "YEAH!!"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "CAUSE I PUNCHED HIM UOT"
OOC: Stickymayhem: And this all happens without anyone checking the logs
OOC: KotMroku: that's the bad side of being funmin
OOC: IcePacks: said it anyways
You successfully remove the used zipties.
OOC: Stickymayhem: to see if I did anything
OOC: IcePacks: whoops
OOC: ErikHanson: ehh
OOC: KotMroku: every time shit hits the fan it IS your FAULT
OOC: Stickymayhem: I had done nothing all round
OOC: ErikHanson: badmins
OOC: ErikHanson: pm me pl0x
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "FUS RO DAH!!!"
OOC: ErikHanson: cant adminhelp for some reason
OOC: Stickymayhem: And I got demotebanned anyway just because they saw me online and I had talking in OOC before hand or something
Scott Osterweis (as Scott Osterweis) gibbers, "WITHOUT OXIGEN BLOB DON'T EVOLUATE?!!!"
OOC: IcePacks: wow subtle kraso
You put the oxygen tank into the backpack.
OOC: KotMroku: like that one time when i blamed Antonkr for spawning cutehulhu even if it wasn't him
You don't have an oxygen tank.
OOC: KotMroku: Antonkr got blamed for quite a lot shit actually
You are now running on internals from the the oxygen tank on your left hand.
OOC: Stickymayhem: Anyway I was legitimately kind of upset about that
You put the lit premium cigar into the backpack.
OOC: KotMroku: Just like HBL before
[Common] Erin Wake says, "COCKSUCKER"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "STOP GRIFING ME!!!!!"
Priority Announcement
The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Possibilities: changeling, extended, traitor and traitor+changeling
Scott Osterweis's Memories:
You are the Head of Personnel.
As the Head of Personnel you answer directly to the captain. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.
Attention:
Captain Wandering Bob on deck!
Welcome to Traditional East Object IV, enjoy your stay!
OOC: Iteq: so what's the cool event now
OOC: Gun Hog: Plasma and Singuloth are the laggiest spells in game.
[Common] Luck says, "it's dead"
[Command] Scott Osterweis says, "WHY"
Scott Osterweis says, "WHY"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Na."
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Mas."
The locker has been unlocked by Scott Osterweis.
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Te."
You are not holding anything to equip.
OOC: Stickymayhem: Now we stop with the IC in OOC
You put the energy gun into the satchel.
The locker has been locked by Scott Osterweis.
You put the ID into PDA-Scott Osterweis (Head of Personnel)'s slot.
Luck says, "im gonna need all access"
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: hey guys the c- banned
Ian dances around.
Scott Osterweis says, "Hmmm"
Scott Osterweis says, "Justify it"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "I feel like ve can't power ze singulo today."
Luck says, "i need it for uh"
Luck says, "purposes"
Luck says, "beyond our control"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Scott Osterweis (Head of Personnel).
Scott Osterweis says, "Hmm"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Mainly due to a lack of being able to open ze secure storage."
Scott Osterweis says, "Seeeeeems legit"
[Command] Wandering Bob says, "Alright staff. Report in."
Luck says, "score"
[Command] Pa Chuu Rin says, "RD here."
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.
Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
Luck says, "than;s"
Luck says, "thanks"
You put the box of spare IDs into the satchel.
You put the ID into PDA-Scott Osterweis (Head of Personnel)'s slot.
OOC: Stickymayhem: I'll be back in a secx
[Command] Scott Osterweis asks, "I was supposed to give luck ALl access, Right?"
Scott Osterweis says, "I was supposed to give luck ALl access, Right?"
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: back in a sex
OOC: ComradeLeo: no admuns time2griff
OOC: Iteq: >21 players
Ian woofs, "AUUUUUU!"
OOC: Iteq: it's more dead
Baby Cakes (as Unknown) says, "change my job to something insulting to me"
Scott Osterweis says, "Okay"
OOC: Deputi: ripip
Ian chases its tail!
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces
Turn your suit sensors on, don't kill each other, and let's have a productive shift
Your suit will now report whether you are live or dead.
Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns.
Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
Baby Cakes (as Unknown) says, "i'd prefer whore"
Baby Cakes (as Unknown) says, "to that"
OOC: Dorsidwarf: 19
OOC: Dorsidwarf: it's collapsing
OOC: Iteq: it's over
Mariah Osteen is hit by a laser tag beam in the right arm!
Baby Cakes says, "thanks"
Christopher Beckett says, "The hell"
OOC: Dorsidwarf: And soon it will be 18. Night people.
OOC: Deputi: abandon ship
OOC: Iteq: it's all over
Christopher Beckett says, "Alright"
OOC: Dorsidwarf: Mind out for the badgers
Christopher Beckett says, "I would like my access extended"
Scott Osterweis says, "HMMM"
Christopher Beckett says, "A little bit more"
OOC: Deputi: it all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooooown
Luck fires the laser tag gun!
Luck fires the laser tag gun!
You rest your hand on Ian's head for a moment.
Christopher Beckett is hit by a laser tag beam in the chest!
Mariah Osteen is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
You rest your hand on Ian's head for a moment.
Christopher Beckett says, "I don't like that tittle, but..."
Scott Osterweis says, "Of course ya don't like that Tittie"
Luck has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
You extend the baton.
Christopher Beckett says, "Uh"
Christopher Beckett says, "He's dead"
Luck has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
*---------*
This is Luck!
He is wearing a red jumpsuit with a red tie.
He is wearing a red cap on his head.
He is wearing a red laser tag armor.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a lit ÿCohiba Robusto cigar on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Luck (Assistant).
He appears to have commited suicide... there is no hope of recovery.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
*---------*
Scott Osterweis says, "TAKE IT"
Luck has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
Luck has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
You collapse the baton.
Wandering Bob collapses their telescopic baton.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Luck's lit ÿCohiba Robusto cigar.
[Common] Willie Fisterbottom says, "test"
Scott Osterweis says, "Rip Luck"
You put the flash into the satchel.
The locker has been unlocked by Scott Osterweis.
That's a noir trenchcoat.
A hard-boiled private investigator's grey trenchcoat.
It is a normal-sized item.
That's some black gloves.
These gloves are fire-resistant.
They are a small item.
[Common] Uriel Bloise says, "You failed."
You put the noir trenchcoat into the satchel.
You put the head of personnel's cap into the satchel.
[Common] Bill DeFoe says, "Gee, it sure is boring around here"
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces
Alright. Next person to break into my quarters or the bridge is getting executed.
[Common] Scott Osterweis exclaims, "I wonder what the Syndicate's up to!"
Scott Osterweis says, "I wonder what the Syndicate's up to!"
You put the head of personnel's jumpsuit into the satchel.
[Common] William Tobias exclaims, "That old Traitor's no match for the Captain!"
Scott Osterweis says, "I AM BREAKING IN"
Scott Osterweis says, "WOOO"
With a flick of their wrist, Wandering Bob extends their telescopic baton.
Scott Osterweis has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis has been beaten in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
Scott Osterweis has been beaten in the left leg with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your left leg.
Scott Osterweis says, "YA GOT ME"
Scott Osterweis has been struck in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
Scott Osterweis has been smacked in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me"
Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me"
Scott Osterweis has been smacked in the left arm with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
Your armor has softened a hit to your left arm.
Wandering Bob collapses their telescopic baton.
You extend the baton.
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
You collapse the baton.
You put the head of personnel's cap on Ian's head. Lieutenant Ian gives you a peculiar look, then wags his tail once and barks.
[Common] Christopher Beckett asks, "What happened?"
OOC: Tarktheshark: Um guys...
You fire the energy gun!
OOC: Tarktheshark: This is badger... What are you all doing here?
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
You extend the baton.
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes fires the cap gun at Carpet!
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
[Common] Christopher Beckett says, "We have three deaths alredy"
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
You collapse the baton.
OOC: Deputi: ERP
You extend the baton.
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
OOC: Tarktheshark: Why are all these people in my ERP cave?
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
Baby Cakes says, "aaaaaaah"
You collapse the baton.
Scott Osterweis has grabbed Baby Cakes passively!
Scott Osterweis starts putting Baby Cakes into the disposal unit.
Scott Osterweis starts putting Baby Cakes into the disposal unit.
You fire the energy gun!
Baby Cakes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
OOC: JDemms: Holy hell, 19 peopl
Scott Osterweis has grabbed Baby Cakes passively!
Scott Osterweis starts putting Baby Cakes into the disposal unit.
Christopher Beckett has kicked Baby Cakes!
Scott Osterweis starts putting Baby Cakes into the disposal unit.
OOC: Tarktheshark: Allright, fuck this, I'm going in.
OOC: Tarktheshark: /me unzips
Christopher Beckett asks, "So you took my suit?"
Baby Cakes says, "no"
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ My chest is bruised.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ My left arm is bruised.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ My left leg is bruised.
Scott Osterweis says, "Yeah"
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Space Debris sighted on a collision course with the station.
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
Christopher Beckett says, "Hm"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "BOOORIIIIIING."
Christopher Beckett says, "Let's go to atmosia"
[Common] Bill DeFoe says, "DEBRY"
Scott Osterweis says, "You can have it back if you want"
Christopher Beckett says, "Nah"
Scott Osterweis says, "I'm getting a space suit for when shit goes down"
Scott Osterweis says, "SPACE"
Christopher Beckett says, "There might be someone dead"
Scott Osterweis says, "DEBRIS"
Christopher Beckett has attempted to punch Cheese On Toast!
Baby Cakes climbs onto the wooden table.
Scott Osterweis has thrown the bruise pack.
Cheese On Toast has been hit by the bruise pack.
You extend the baton.
Scott Osterweis has been called in the right arm with the red phone by Baby Cakes!
Your armor has softened a hit to your right arm.
Baby Cakes has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
You collapse the baton.
Baby Cakes has been called in the right arm with the red phone by Scott Osterweis!
Cheese On Toast hugs Baby Cakes to make her feel better!
Cheese On Toast has been called in the head with the red phone by Scott Osterweis!
You put the red phone into the satchel.
You put the handcuffs into the satchel.
Scott Osterweis has thrown the fedora.
[Common] William Tobias asks, "Oi clown, you alive?"
Scott Osterweis calmly drops and treads on the lit ÿCohiba Robusto cigar, putting it out instantly.
[Common] Baby Cakes says, "no"
You take the oxygen tank out of the tank storage unit.
You fire the energy gun!
Baby Cakes is hit by an electrode in the head!
Scott Osterweis is trying to put handcuffs on Baby Cakes!
You put the oxygen tank into the satchel.
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Baby Cakes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Scott Osterweis is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Scott Osterweis stammers, "S-SP-PAC-CE D-DEB-BR-R-RIS-S"
[Common] William Tobias says, "Good, I want to augment you to be as annoying as possible, get yer arse into robotics for awesome metal bits to be inserted into ya if yer interested."
Wandering Bob is trying to put handcuffs on Scott Osterweis!
Scott Osterweis stammers, "oah-h-h"
Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me"
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me again"
Scott Osterweis says, "Rip me again"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Zat sounded gay."
[Common] Baby Cakes says, "captain killing HoP in brig"
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Scott Osterweis is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
The locker has been unlocked by Wandering Bob.
The locker has been unlocked by Wandering Bob.
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "Just permain"
Scott Osterweis says, "Just permain"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's satchel.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's security hardsuit helmet.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's security hardsuit.
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "For no raison"
Scott Osterweis says, "For no raison"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's ÿthe head of personnel's headset.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's security gas mask.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's sunglasses.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's jackboots.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's referee suit.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's energy gun.
Scott Osterweis says, "Christ, I'd like some hep"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's PDA-Scott Osterweis (Head of Personnel).
Scott Osterweis says, "So bob"
Wandering Bob tries to put the orange shoes on Scott Osterweis.
Scott Osterweis asks, "You do realise that Centcom doesn't like shitlers, Right?"
Wandering Bob tries to put the orange jumpsuit on Scott Osterweis.
Wandering Bob says, "You are clearly unfit for duty"
Wandering Bob says, "blatant disregard for the chain of command"
Scott Osterweis says, "No."
Scott Osterweis says, "You,"
Wandering Bob says, "Attacking your captain"
Scott Osterweis says, "Woah"
Wandering Bob says, "And giving random people shitty ID titles"
Scott Osterweis says, "I got the shit beaten out of me and defended myself"
You are buckled in to the bed by Wandering Bob.
Scott Osterweis says, "And gave someone a title they asked for"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Scott Osterweis's handcuffs.
Scott Osterweis says, "Execute me then"
Scott Osterweis says, "Faggut"
You unbuckle yourself from the bed.
Scott Osterweis has broken Wandering Bob's grip on Scott Osterweis!
Wandering Bob puts the handcuffs into the captain's backpack.
Scott Osterweis has disarmed Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis attempted to disarm Wandering Bob!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Scott Osterweis attempted to disarm Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis has disarmed Wandering Bob!
Wandering Bob has punched Scott Osterweis!
You fire the energy gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the head!
You fire the energy gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
You try to empty Wandering Bob's left pocket.
You try to empty Wandering Bob's right pocket.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's chain of command.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's captain's jumpsuit.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's captain's gloves.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's brown shoes.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's captain's carapace.
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's PDA-Wandering Bob (Captain).
Scott Osterweis tries to remove Wandering Bob's captain's backpack.
Scott Osterweis has been poked in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
You fire the energy gun!
Scott Osterweis has been hit in the chest with the telescopic baton by Wandering Bob!
You fire the energy gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the head!
You extend the baton.
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis!
Wandering Bob stammers, "b-b-bac-ck-k-k-kup-p t-to t-th-he br-r-r-rig-g"
Scott Osterweis has been disciplined in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis has been disciplined in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis (as Captain) has been flogged in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis (as Captain) has been flogged in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Scott Osterweis (as Captain) has been flogged in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
The ÿÿPrison Wing vent pump #1 has been hit by Wandering Bob with the chain of command.
The ÿÿPrison Wing vent pump #1 has been hit by Wandering Bob with the chain of command.
Scott Osterweis (as Captain) has been flogged in the chest with the chain of command by Wandering Bob!
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis (as Captain)!
You fire the energy gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the head!
Wandering Bob has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Scott Osterweis (as Captain)!
*---------*
This is Wandering Bob!
He is wearing a captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy.
He is wearing a captain's hat on his head.
He is wearing a captain's carapace.
He has a captain's backpack on his back.
He has some captain's gloves on his hands.
He is wearing some brown shoes on his feet.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe captain's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Wandering Bob (Captain).
*---------*
You are unable to equip that.
You collapse the baton.
OOC: KotMroku: is fun still going on
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: KotMroku: i had to go for a while
OOC: IcePacks: no
You are not holding anything to equip.
You put the jackboots into the satchel.
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: no
OOC: Stickymayhem: Guys stahp
OOC: KotMroku: 0/10
You put the energy gun into the satchel.
[Common] Jack Morgan says, "Also, I'm new, so if you could not be hurt too seriously, that woud be great."
OOC: IcePacks: but there's spoiler spoilering at spoiler on sibyl
OOC: KotMroku: lame
ÿsustenance vendor beeps, "Enough calories to support any worker."
OOC: IcePacks: and it's fucking hilarious
You put the oxygen tank into the satchel.
OOC: KotMroku: i'll go play on sybil
You put the telescopic baton into the satchel.
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
OOC: JDemms: Fun? This is ss13, man. we don't play for fun.
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by a laser in the left leg!
Your armor softens the blow!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
OOC: IcePacks: i got your back sticky
Captain is hit by a laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by a laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Your armor softens the blow!
Wandering Bob fires the energy gun!
Captain is hit by a laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You hear a laser blast!
Willie Fisterbottom says, "huh?"
Your armor softens the blow!
You hear a laser blast!
Your armor softens the blow!
You hear a laser blast!
Your armor softens the blow!
The crab clacks
Wandering Bob puts the energy gun into the captain's backpack.
Wandering Bob puts the energy gun into the captain's backpack.
DEAD: Scott Osterweis says, "What a cunt"
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's satchel.
*---------*
This is Captain!
He is wearing a security hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing a security hardsuit.
He is carrying an oxygen tank on his security hardsuit.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has an energy gun about his waist.
He is wearing a captain's spare ID.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's security hardsuit helmet.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's security hardsuit.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's oxygen tank.
Wandering Bob tries to open the valve on Captain's the oxygen tank.
OOC: KotMroku: We play for clown tears.
Wandering Bob opens the valve on Captain's the oxygen tank.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's security gas mask.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's sunglasses.
OOC: KotMroku: Fun = clown tears.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's ÿthe head of personnel's headset.
OOC: JDemms: Bingo.
Wandering Bob tries to remove Captain's captain's spare ID.
William Tobias says, "if ya want Jack, I can turn you into a medical borg, all you have to do there is inject people with one solution that heals, one that stabilizes, and one that cures illnesses"
Christopher Beckett says, "Captain..."
Christopher Beckett asks, "Why did you arrest him?"
*---------*
This is Scott Osterweis!
He is wearing an orange jumpsuit.
He has an energy gun about his waist.
He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Scott Osterweis's Memories:
Time of death: 11:17
Kentucky flaps its wings viciously
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: losing is fun
William Tobias says, "Simpler, faster, etc."
The monkey (348) jumps!
Wandering Bob says, "he committed mutiny"
OOC: KotMroku: so is clown still crying like a little bitch in a corner
Christopher Beckett asks, "A mutiny?"
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: yes
Poly looks in the pen's direction and takes flight.
William Tobias says, "That, or you can lynch the clown and hand me his corpse for the same purpose."
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: milk the tears
Baby Cakes says, "hes dead"
Pun Pun jumps!
The crab clicks
OOC: JDemms: Personally, I play because I hate each and every one of you, and standing by as you get eaten by a singulo is the tastiest schudanfreude.
Christopher Beckett asks, "How can a dead man commit a mutiny?"
OOC: JDemms: As is horribly butchered German.
OOC: KotMroku: i wonder who are the people playing clowns
Kentucky flaps its wings viciously
Baby Cakes says, "he lied about permaing him"
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: hi guys
Christopher Beckett says, "Captain has left"
OOC: KotMroku: masochists?
Christopher Beckett says, "Recording stopped"
Poly looks in the pen's direction and takes flight.
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: can anyone teach me how to into mapping?
OOC: JDemms: Sadomasochists, I think.
Featherbottom clucks
[Common] Jack Morgan says, "Thanks for the offer Tobias, but uh...I like fingers."
Jack Morgan says, "Thanks for the offer Tobias, but uh...I like fingers."
Baby Cakes says, "he lied about permaing him"
Christopher Beckett says, "Yea"
The monkey (687) jumps!
[Common] William Tobias says, "Fair enough, better go nab the clown then, heheh."
William Tobias says, "Fair enough, better go nab the clown then, heheh."
OOC: KotMroku: don't put buttons in windows
Something is there but you can't see it.
[Common] Jack Morgan says, "And killing the clown would be a violation of my hypocritical oath."
Jack Morgan says, "And killing the clown would be a violation of my hypocritical oath."
OOC: KotMroku: don't put rwalls everywhere
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: yeah but how the fuck do i even see the maps
Poly looks in the pen's direction and takes flight.
[Common] William Tobias says, "Well, I can use his brain dead or alive..."
William Tobias says, "Well, I can use his brain dead or alive..."
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: i open it in dreammaker and it is black
Scott Osterweis's Memories:
Time of death: 11:17
Consciousness slowly creeps over you as your body regenerates.
So this is what cloning feels like?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: because you need to like open it through dm?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: wot
OOC: Eredale: Urist, you need to first compile it, and the n open the map
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: oh
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: thanks im gonna try that
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Captain Announces
For the Crime of Mutiny, the Head of Personel, Scott Osterweis has been demoted to assistant and executed. He is currently being cloned. As such, I am need of a new Head of Personel. Applications will be accepted in the HoP line
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You get a headache.
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: asCunt
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "CUNT!!!"
*---------*
This is Erin Wake!
She is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
She is carrying a penlight on her geneticist labcoat.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is wearing some white shoes on her feet.
She has a medical research radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Erin Wake (Geneticist).
*---------*
Unknown tries to remove Scott Osterweis's orange shoes.
Unknown tries to remove Scott Osterweis's orange jumpsuit.
Unknown tries to remove Scott Osterweis's energy gun.
Unknown tries to remove Scott Osterweis's Scott Osterweis's ID Card (Assistant).
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "H-HEH!"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "luv can bloooom"
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: how do i open a dm file?
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "MORON!!"
*---------*
This is Erin Wake!
She is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
She is carrying a penlight on her geneticist labcoat.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is wearing some white shoes on her feet.
She has a medical research radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Erin Wake (Geneticist).
*---------*
That's a floor.
Jack Morgan knocks on the reinforced window.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Yo Erin"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "HEAL ME!!!"
Scott Osterweis drools.
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Atmospherics alert
The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.
Jack Morgan says, "Cmon."
That's a freezer.
Cools gas when connected to pipe network
That's a canister: [O2].
That's a canister: [O2].
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "NOT EVEN SET UP!"
Scott Osterweis drools.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "No beaker"
Jack Morgan exclaims, "I dunno what Im doing, okay?!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "TERRIBLE!!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH!"
Christopher Beckett has thrown the referee suit.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Yo Chris"
Jack Morgan says, "first day, etc."
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Captains a moron"
Christopher Beckett says, "Mhm"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "H-H-He l-lef-ft-t a g-g-gun-n-n-n on-n m-my-y c-corps-se"
Jack Morgan asks, "I dunno, still think we should borg him?"
Unknown has thrown the energy gun.
Scott Osterweis has thrown the orange jumpsuit.
Scott Osterweis drools.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "No."
Christopher Beckett says, "I see you had all-access IDs"
Christopher Beckett shows you: identification card: assignment:
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "YEAH"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "I WAS HOP"
Jack Morgan says, "Mutineers dont usually get a vote, Scott."
Christopher Beckett has thrown the identification card.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "I DIDN'T MUTINY"
Jack Morgan says, "What the hell."
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "H-HE B-BEAT-T M-ME H-H-HAL-LF-F T-T-TO D-DEAT-TH-H-H"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "SO I STUNNED HMI"
Jack Morgan says, "Technically, that is mutiny."
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "NO"
Christopher Beckett says, "He said that you disobeyed his orders"
Jack Morgan says, "Strictly speaking."
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IT ISN'T"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "F-FOR-R T-TEH-H EMP-P-PRAH-H"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IT N-NON-N-N H-HAR-RMF-FUL-L-L!!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "AN-ND-D A L-LOW-WER-R-R OF-FF-F-FEN-NSE"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "SPESS LAW!!"
That's an identification card.
A card used to provide ID and determine access across the station.
It is a tiny item.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THE SAIYANS SCREWED!"
Jack Morgan asks, "Dammit, either of you two know how to do this?"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Yeah"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Clonex"
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH!"
Scott Osterweis drools.
Christopher Beckett places the beaker in the cryo cell.
Christopher Beckett says, "Get in"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "CLONEX!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "G-GOD-D-DD-DAM-M-MN-N IT"
Jack Morgan says, "Ohhh, I was reading cloning, instead of cryo."
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: anyone?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: you don't
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: ?
OOC: KotMroku: use dreammaker
OOC: KotMroku: duh
OOC: KotMroku: like there should be files on left in dm, find the map and open it
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: right but it is black when I open it.
OOC: KotMroku: did you compiled it
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: And when I do it displays a bunch of error messages.
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: the compile option is greyed out.
OOC: KotMroku: what the fuck
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Eredale: Are you sure you downloaded clean code
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: yeah I downloaded the tgstation code off github.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: well i am not suprised, Byond is a fucking bitch when it comes to everything
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: like for long time i could only open one map at time
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: should i just redownload everything?
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: which was pretty annoying since i couldn't steal shit off other maps
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Christopher Beckett says, "Yeaa"
universal recorder says, "[02:22] Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH!""
universal recorder says, "Skipping 20 seconds of silence"
universal recorder says, "[02:42] Christopher Beckett says, "Get in""
Christopher Beckett says, "Doctor is still working on clonex"
OOC: KotMroku: Sticky are you here
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "FUS RO DAH"
universal recorder says, "[02:52] Scott Osterweis gibbers, "CLONEX!!""
Christopher Beckett tries to remove Scott Osterweis's referee suit.
Christopher Beckett tries to remove Scott Osterweis's orange shoes.
universal recorder says, "[02:55] Scott Osterweis gibbers, "G-GOD-D-DD-DAM-M-MN-N IT""
universal recorder says, "[02:56] Jack Morgan says, "Ohhh, I was reading cloning, instead of cryo.""
Central Command Update
It appears a chunk of some kind of space station has collided with the fitness room at the Northerly point of the station. It may be worth investigating.
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: no
OOC: KotMroku: i need to know your name so i can metagrudge you
universal recorder says, "[03:07] Christopher Beckett says, "Cryox will do""
universal recorder says, "[03:14] Recording stopped."
universal recorder says, "End of recording."
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: ErikHanson: wow 25 users
OOC: KotMroku: Sticky is making fun events
OOC: KotMroku: or at least he is pretending to
OOC: ErikHanson: oh cool
OOC: ErikHanson: test test
OOC: ErikHanson: ah color
Something is there but you can't see it.
OOC: KotMroku: like last round everyone was wizard
OOC: KotMroku: and round before that we had talking brains and flukeops without spacesuits
... Nanotrasen ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: KotMroku: and before that we had respawn doeverythingyouwantnorules round
You have a seizure!
Unusable emote 'sihg'. Say *help for a list.
OOC: KotMroku: there was like 7 or 8 admins before
You are not holding anything to equip.
Jack Morgan says, "Um..."
You are not holding anything to equip.
Jack Morgan puts the energy gun into the medical backpack.
OOC: Stickymayhem: they all got bored and left or something
OOC: KotMroku: each of them playing oggs or something
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "F-F-F-FINE!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "I'll get a new gun"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces
The station is currently without an active power source. If engineering doesn't get us power withing the next five minutes, shuttle will get called
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "R-R-R-RY-YET-TLY-Y-Y-YN-N"
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: asCUN
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "CUNT"
Jack Morgan has analyzed Scott Osterweis's vitals.
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: so should i redownload tgstation map/ source code?
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "RYETYLIN"
Central Command Update
Anomaly Alert
High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "MAKE IT"
OOC: KotMroku: being admin is apparently boring since you can fuck with round only now and then and not too much
You feel weak.
Scott Osterweis collapses!
OOC: Stickymayhem: Nah it's alright
OOC: KotMroku: redownload NTstation code
OOC: Uristmcbigbeard: ok
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Anomaly Alert
The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "ALRIGHT!!"
You have a seizure!
OOC: Stickymayhem: The hardest part about adminning is dealing with the shit you get for anything you do
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: erst
You are now resting.
You are now getting up.
OOC: Stickymayhem: A lot of people can't handle that pat of it
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "MAKE THIS!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "5u Nitrogen, 5u Silicon, 5u Potassium, 15u Radium, 30u Hydrogen, 40u Carbon"
OOC: IyaerP: it is basically like playing sec, but worse
OOC: Stickymayhem: No matter what you do you'll get screamed at by someone for it so you just have to kind of filter out the retards
OOC: IcePacks: COUGHUHRGHKKKGAHHHHKQUARTZCRYSTALWHEEZEHURGGGHK
OOC: Stickymayhem: Pretty much
OOC: IcePacks: help i'm choking
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "waaaaaagh!!!"
That's a beaker.
A beaker. It can hold up to 50 units.
It contains:
20 units of Water
20 units of Plasma
It is a tiny item.
*---------*
This is Bill DeFoe!
He is wearing a firefighter helmet on his head.
He is wearing a firesuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a flare in his right hand.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Bill DeFoe (Assistant).
He has minor bruising.
He has severe burns!
*---------*
OOC: Stickymayhem: I have a lot of respect for QuartzCrystal
*---------*
This is Jack Morgan!
He is wearing a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He has a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Jack Morgan (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
That's a large beaker.
A large beaker. Can hold up to 100 units.
It contains:
10 units of Plasma
It is a tiny item.
*---------*
This is Bill DeFoe!
He is wearing a firefighter helmet on his head.
He is wearing a firesuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a flare in his right hand.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Bill DeFoe (Assistant).
He has minor bruising.
He has severe burns!
*---------*
OOC: Stickymayhem: He basically asked to be a trialmin again instead of leaping back into gameminning like some more arrogant admins
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "B-BILL-L!!"
Bill DeFoe says, "WHAT"
OOC: KotMroku: Sticky consider that
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "H-H-HAV-V-VE u S-SEEN L-LUC-CK-K-K-K?"
OOC: Stickymayhem: And genuinely cares about getting better
Bill DeFoe asks, "LITERALLY WHO?"
OOC: IcePacks: he's also going to quit in another month and make a thread about it
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "LUCK"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "YA CUNT!!"
Scott Osterweis headbutts the airlock!
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "OUCH"
Bill DeFoe says, "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LUCK"
OOC: KotMroku: people need someone to blame for shit
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "I DON'T KNOW!!!"
Bill DeFoe says, "IS THAT THEIR FIRST OR LAST NAME"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "IT'S HIS NAME!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "BOTH!!!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: you know what they say about assumptions
Bill DeFoe says, "IF IT WAS BOTH IT'D BE LUCK LUCK"
You swallow the anti-toxins pill.
OOC: KotMroku: and admins are quite easy to blame for shit
OOC: Stickymayhem: Sometimes they turn out to be not entirely correct
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THATS RIGHT"
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: how many times
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "ID-DIOT-T"
*---------*
This is Jack Morgan!
He is wearing a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He is holding a large beaker in his left hand.
He has a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Jack Morgan (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: is he going to quiit
*---------*
This is Jack Morgan!
He is wearing a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He is holding a large beaker in his left hand.
He is holding a syringe (inaprovaline) in his right hand.
He has a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Jack Morgan (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
Bill DeFoe says, "WOW"
Bill DeFoe says, "RUDE"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "NO"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THE OTHER GUY"
OOC: KotMroku: also pretty much every time im
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THE ONE WHO SPILLED PLASMA!!!"
Scott Osterweis stares cluelessly at the ÿMedbay Central vent pump #1 and drools.
OOC: KotMroku: blaming admins for shit i'm being annoying faggot and joking
Bill DeFoe says, "IM FUCKIGN DYING HERE"
OOC: Stickymayhem: Yeah I know
Bill DeFoe starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Bill DeFoe climbs onto the reinforced table.
OOC: Stickymayhem: I am that kind of person too
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "PACKETS!!!"
Bill DeFoe says, "GOD DMANIT"
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Bill DeFoe starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
OOC: Stickymayhem: I yell at people in all caps in asay as a joke
Jack Morgan is trying to inject Scott Osterweis!
Jack Morgan is trying to inject Scott Osterweis!
Jack Morgan is trying to inject Scott Osterweis!
Jack Morgan injects Scott Osterweis with the syringe!
OOC: KotMroku: sticky you fucking idiot your events are not fun
Jack Morgan injects Scott Osterweis with the syringe!
Jack Morgan injects Scott Osterweis with the syringe!
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "HELLO!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: And like one in ten admins get horribly offended and hate me forever
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "nope"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Still"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "THE SAIYANS SCREWED!!!"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Retarded"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "G-GREAT-T!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: I know BUT I DO THEM ANYWAY JUST TO HATEFUCK YOU WITH BUTTONS
OOC: ErikHanson: OOPS
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "Fuck this"
OOC: KotMroku: i kinda discovered that one in ten people don't get offended with me being annoying faggot
OOC: KotMroku: not suprised
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "SOTP IT#!!!"
You hungrily gobble some of the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky and gobble it down!
You hungrily gobble some of the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky and gobble it down!
You hungrily begin to gobble the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky.
*---------*
This is Aaden Hill!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He has an oxygen tank on his back.
He is holding a backpack in his right hand.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Aaden Hill (Assistant).
*---------*
You hungrily begin to gobble the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky.
OOC: Stickymayhem: The admins tend to have better odds than that since it takes such thick skin to stay an admin
You are unable to equip that.
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Scott Osterweis!
OOC: Stickymayhem: The first time I've really got offended in about a year of adminning happened yesterday
Unknown has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
[Common] Erin Wake says, "FUCK"
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipeties on Unknown!
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) stammers, "Woah-h"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) stammers, "G-G-GR-R-REAT-T-T-T!!"
[Common] Erin Wake says, "CUNT"
OOC: KotMroku: was it me
OOC: IcePacks: i just would like to say
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "What a cunt"
You attempt to remove the used zipties. (This will take around 0.75 minutes and you need to stand still.)
[Common] Erin Wake says, "CUNT"
Unknown sighs.
OOC: ErikHanson: can any admin PM me?
OOC: Stickymayhem: Wizard Trigger Events happened, and herpa and elyina assumed that I was making the floor lava and shit
[Common] Erin Wake says, "CUNT"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, ">MY FACE!"
OOC: IcePacks: i would still be an admin today were it not for intigracy's love-hate relationship with me
OOC: ErikHanson: can't adminPM anymore.. for some reason
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "I NOT SCOTT!!!"
OOC: KotMroku: also holy shit i know this thing
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "I P-PR-R-ROMIS-S-S-SE"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "SCOTT"
OOC: Stickymayhem: So elyina demotes me, herpA boots and bans me for 5000 minutes
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "IS A LING"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "AND STUNG ME!!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: Quartz calls me a shit admin and asks why anyone ever made me gamemin
*---------*
This is Christopher Beckett!
He is wearing a security hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing a security hardsuit.
He is carrying an oxygen tank on his security hardsuit.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has Validator about his waist.
He is wearing PDA-Christopher Beckett (Detective).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Wandering Bob says, "you have his ID"
OOC: IcePacks: can i say that i legitimately wonder if elyina is mentally deficient
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "YEAH!!"
Scott Osterweis (as Unknown) gibbers, "CAUSE I PUNCHED HIM UOT"
OOC: Stickymayhem: And this all happens without anyone checking the logs
OOC: KotMroku: that's the bad side of being funmin
OOC: IcePacks: said it anyways
You successfully remove the used zipties.
OOC: Stickymayhem: to see if I did anything
OOC: IcePacks: whoops
OOC: ErikHanson: ehh
OOC: KotMroku: every time shit hits the fan it IS your FAULT
OOC: Stickymayhem: I had done nothing all round
OOC: ErikHanson: badmins
OOC: ErikHanson: pm me pl0x
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "FUS RO DAH!!!"
OOC: ErikHanson: cant adminhelp for some reason
OOC: Stickymayhem: And I got demotebanned anyway just because they saw me online and I had talking in OOC before hand or something
Scott Osterweis (as Scott Osterweis) gibbers, "WITHOUT OXIGEN BLOB DON'T EVOLUATE?!!!"
OOC: IcePacks: wow subtle kraso
You put the oxygen tank into the backpack.
OOC: KotMroku: like that one time when i blamed Antonkr for spawning cutehulhu even if it wasn't him
You don't have an oxygen tank.
OOC: KotMroku: Antonkr got blamed for quite a lot shit actually
You are now running on internals from the the oxygen tank on your left hand.
OOC: Stickymayhem: Anyway I was legitimately kind of upset about that
You put the lit premium cigar into the backpack.
OOC: KotMroku: Just like HBL before
[Common] Erin Wake says, "COCKSUCKER"
Scott Osterweis gibbers, "STOP GRIFING ME!!!!!"
Priority Announcement
The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Why they should be banned: Unjustified Permabrigging, and Murder as a nonantag.
