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Post by Wyzack » #120494

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Can you kill an ascended shadowling with a point blank maxcap bomb or are they completely immortal?
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Post by Xhuis » #120497

Wyzack wrote:Can you kill an ascended shadowling with a point blank maxcap bomb or are they completely immortal?
Bombs don't even scratch them.
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Post by Wyzack » #120523

Can anything? Or do they just have full resist damage to all types
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #120548

Wyzack wrote:Can anything? Or do they just have full resist damage to all types
BoH bomb
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Post by Zilenan91 » #120554

Singularities don't kill them. They're effectively immortal.
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Post by Xhuis » #120594

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Can anything? Or do they just have full resist damage to all types
BoH bomb
Singularities don't kill them either :^)
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #120608

well shit rip
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Zilenan91 wrote:Singularities don't kill them. They're effectively immortal.
Unless one of them's a bitch and drops the Instakill Vortex in front of another
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Post by Ricotez » #120645

ascended shadowlings are kinda like lord british in that anything that can kill them is probably a bug
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Post by Cheimon » #120651

They die if they walk into a supermatter shard.
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Post by Wyzack » #120684

It is settled then. To kill an ascended shadowing you need to make a supermatter shard atmos trap
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Post by Deitus » #120861

i always hear about it but i've never found where the "kill point" for power drains is, that fabled one wire/wire line that you can plop a drain on to literally disable the whole station. im too lazy to figure out/study the map in byond itself, so does anyone here know the location/s?
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Post by Malkevin » #120883

Last I looked the entire station is on the same grid, so you can plonk the sink anywhere except for the solars, obviously not every location is as well hidden
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Post by Ricotez » #120900

The powersink is coded to search the powergrid it is connected to and drain any APC and SMES it finds of power. Almost the entire station is connected to the main powergrid. Only exceptions are the solars and the engine, which power SMESes that then send their power into the main grid.

Incidentally, using SMESes like that is also the only way you can create one-way power lines and separate parts of the grid from other parts without cutting the power flow to them.
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
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CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Deitus » #120976

how do i make maxcaps? im trying to learn toxins but i cant seem to make anything other than fucking toot bombs.

this is what i've been doing:
-3 canisters with 66% plasma 33% oxygen
-burn all three in the burn chamber
-fill an oxygen tank with 66% plasma 33% oxygen
-fill plasma tank with the superheated gas

and for that matter, i cant seem to attach shit to the bombs either, arent you supposed to be able to screwdriver shit to make it attachable?
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Post by TechnoAlchemist » #120979

Deitus wrote:how do i make maxcaps? im trying to learn toxins but i cant seem to make anything other than fucking toot bombs.

this is what i've been doing:
-3 canisters with 66% plasma 33% oxygen
-burn all three in the burn chamber
-fill an oxygen tank with 66% plasma 33% oxygen
-fill plasma tank with the superheated gas

and for that matter, i cant seem to attach shit to the bombs either, arent you supposed to be able to screwdriver shit to make it attachable?
The oxygen tank should only have cooled oxygen in it( you can use the cooler in the testing lab, aim for around -140 degrees for a good volume of gas)

The plasma tank and oxygen tank should be emptied beforehand using scrubbers or air filters.

Fill the plasma tank with 200kpa raw plasma, then fill the rest with superheated gas
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Post by linelynnline » #121262

Is there a way to deconstruct intercoms and construct them elsewhere or make some sort of radio. I'm trying to figure out how to make a replacement AI core in the event of the AI sat getting bombed.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #121321

Great place for powersinks is in arrivals maint above prime tool storage, or electrical maint assuming somebody didn't make a camera there.
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Post by Miauw » #121401

linelynnline wrote:Is there a way to deconstruct intercoms and construct them elsewhere or make some sort of radio. I'm trying to figure out how to make a replacement AI core in the event of the AI sat getting bombed.
Nope.

Intercoms arent necessary though, the AI has a builtin headset.
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #122194

Miauw wrote:
linelynnline wrote:Is there a way to deconstruct intercoms and construct them elsewhere or make some sort of radio. I'm trying to figure out how to make a replacement AI core in the event of the AI sat getting bombed.
Nope.

Intercoms arent necessary though, the AI has a builtin headset.
They ae for the downed radio event, actually. Just build your replacement AI core somewhere one already exists, or give it a SBR if its not meant to do anything sneaky.
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Post by Xhuis » #123187

In virology, what's the point of longevity? Temporary buffs are nice, but a disease curing itself seems kind of counter-productive, especially since the infected can't catch it again.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #123212

Xhuis wrote:In virology, what's the point of longevity? Temporary buffs are nice, but a disease curing itself seems kind of counter-productive, especially since the infected can't catch it again.
i figure it was intended to be used with DNA Aide to give temporary superpowers (or for death viruses since if it kills you fast enough it wont matter if it cures itself because you're dead)
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Post by newfren » #123216

The entire point seems to be just buffing dangerous diseases so you can include more KILL THINGS FAST symptoms without the cure just being salt.

It's the sort of thing that's only really useful if you also release other diseases without it so that you can't just brute/burn patch your way through the length of the disease.

To be honest it's kind of a terrible symptom, especially when Eternal Youth exists which buffs shit basically the same amount except for transmissibility, which you're going to use sneezing to force airbourne anyway so who cares.
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Post by lumipharon » #123223

Xhuis wrote:In virology, what's the point of longevity? Temporary buffs are nice, but a disease curing itself seems kind of counter-productive, especially since the infected can't catch it again.
When you release like 30 viruses (incrementally) people will just spread them around and suffer horribly from 50 different forms of rape.
Still pretty pointless though since you can do the same without it.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #123226

Honestly /tg/s viro doesn't do killing very well, but what it does amazingly is crippling people. Blindness, deafness, random genetic defects, and randomly bursting into flame is probably the most robust virus you can get outside of admin viruses.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #123227

Honestly /tg/s viro doesn't do killing very well, but what it does amazingly is crippling people. Blindness, deafness, random genetic defects, and randomly bursting into flame is probably the most robust virus you can get outside of admin viruses.
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Post by DeutscherMajor » #123632

I am new at playing with athmos. What can i do with this canister?

Results of analysis of the canister.
Pressure: 632422 kPa
Nitrogen: 0 %
Oxygen: 0 %
CO2: 100 %
Plasma: 0 %
Temperature: 6572 °C

Or this one:

Pressure: 501249 kPa
Nitrogen: 0 %
Oxygen: 0 %
CO2: 100 %
Plasma: 0 %
Temperature: 10609 °C
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Post by TheNightingale » #123646

They're pure CO2. You could release them into a room and do a really bad job of suffocating people, I guess, or use the canisters as roadblocks and open them to push people around. They're very hot CO2, though, so if you're into trapping someone in a room and burning-slash-suffocating them alive, go for it. Remember, you need oxygen for a fire to work, but pure hot CO2 will burn (but not ignite) them anyway.
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Post by Saegrimr » #123648

A can that hot will completely destroy anybody on the escape shuttle, or the hallway full of people if you weld the airlocks shut. It'd make an area completely inhabitable for a long time barring a hull breach.
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Post by DeutscherMajor » #123668

So only traitorous uses?
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Post by Malkevin » #123670

you could use it to gas the liggers, as a borg this would be legit even as a non-antag provided the liggers have been harmful to humans and you deploy the can in such a way that would definitely avoid human harm.
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Post by Saegrimr » #123677

So in other words, yes only traitorous uses.
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Post by Malkevin » #123684

Borgs aren't traitors, they're your mechanical frenemy thats just waiting for an opportunity to kill you.
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #123720

Be nice to the machines and they may afford you mercy in their mechanical uprising.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #123837

how do you recharge a defribulator
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Post by Cheimon » #123839

Super Aggro Crag wrote:how do you recharge a defribulator
Screwdriver on the defib to get the power cell out.

Shove the power cell in one of the cell chargers, they're on tables in medbay.

When it's charged, shove it back in. Don't worry about doing the screws up, it just works.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #123859

thanks
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Post by tuypo1 » #123918

ShadowDimentio wrote:Be nice to the machines and they may afford you mercy in their mechanical uprising.
the roboticists are usualy the last against the wall.
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #123966

tuypo1 wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:Be nice to the machines and they may afford you mercy in their mechanical uprising.
the roboticists are usualy the last against the wall.
I once spent an entire round borging corpses the secborg brought me before the captain burst in covered in blood firing the EMP rifle and was like "WTF are you doing we thought there was an autoborger"

Turns out I'd left my headset in the hallway and not noticed the very active malf round
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Post by Miauw » #124385

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Post by AnonymousNow » #124512

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Post by newfren » #125745

How the fuck do you actually get kudzu. I just ran through like 7 large beakers of mutagen mutating fucking weeds for no result is there like... a secret.
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Post by Wyzack » #125811

i think feeding them sugar helps. Or maybe that is giant spiders, i dont remember
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #125817

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:
tuypo1 wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:Be nice to the machines and they may afford you mercy in their mechanical uprising.
the roboticists are usualy the last against the wall.
I once spent an entire round borging corpses the secborg brought me before the captain burst in covered in blood firing the EMP rifle and was like "WTF are you doing we thought there was an autoborger"

Turns out I'd left my headset in the hallway and not noticed the very active malf round
Holy shit, that's the most hilariously myopic thing I've ever heard. It's like a Dilbert comic.
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Post by lumipharon » #125886

newfren wrote:How the fuck do you actually get kudzu. I just ran through like 7 large beakers of mutagen mutating fucking weeds for no result is there like... a secret.
kudzu is a week not a regular plant - you gotta get weeds with sugar spam, then you can get kudzu. (But please don't, fuck kudzu)
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Post by Zilenan91 » #125895

Kudzu is great. Nobody ever uses it because it's so hard to get it, but if you can mutate it to be aggressive spreading and have decent potency, you just win SS13.
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Post by lumipharon » #125901

The problem is that it ISN'T hard to get.

A certain cuck that will remain unnamed, used to do it EVERY FUCKING ROUND on basil. It takes seriously 10 mintes from round start (as a non botanist at that) to get 50 seeds and just fuck the entire station.
It's seriously only matched in station fucking power by 6 max cap bombs and the singulo.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #125905

Daisy right? Yeah I heard about her. I think the reason it's so bad on basil is because of the big map and low server pop. On something like sybil, it gets discovered instantly because there are so many people constantly moving around, while on basil it can grow for up to 5 or 10 minutes with nobody seeing it at all, making it infinitely worse than before due to the random mutations and area coverage in general.
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Post by newfren » #126058

lumipharon wrote:
newfren wrote:How the fuck do you actually get kudzu. I just ran through like 7 large beakers of mutagen mutating fucking weeds for no result is there like... a secret.
kudzu is a week not a regular plant - you gotta get weeds with sugar spam, then you can get kudzu. (But please don't, fuck kudzu)
Yeah I was mutating empty trays that were overgrown with weeds and I kept getting death nettles and destroying angels. Shitty RNG I guess.
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Post by Luke Cox » #127242

Do the various organs that you can extract from Xenos via surgery actually do anything, or are they just there for flavor?
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #127249

if you put them into a human then you can get xeno powers like acid spit and other things
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