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What SS13 taught you

Postby Kraso » Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:35 pm #11540

post what ss13 teaches you about real life here

1. In space, muscle atrophy is a myth
2. Nobody knows what exact year it is
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Stickymayhem » Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:46 pm #11542

1.Clown's are and always will be fucking terrifying
2. Captain's are a reliable prophylactic
3. When the tide looks grey, better run away.
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby AseaHeru » Thu Jun 05, 2014 2:19 pm #11548

1. People are rude.
2. People are often assholes.
3. I really, really, REALLY do not want to be a doctor or a engineer because of the responsibilities.
4. I shall not kill, because death is shit.
I am located here, lurking in your posts, leaving piles of transparent wordings and being confused. Oh, I also try to map...

This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Mengde » Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:34 pm #11580

1. If something seems too good to be true it usually isn't.
2. If something seems awful it's usually worse.
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Munchlax » Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:36 pm #11581

1. SS13 is a perfect example of murphy's law.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Psyentific » Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:50 pm #11597

There is a such thing as healthy paranoia.
Robust is a state of mind.
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Remie Richards » Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:20 pm #11602

AI is a crapshoot
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Cipher3 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:36 pm #11607

Disarm intent best intent.

Always go for the toolbox.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene begins to reshape Bryce Pax's genitals to look more feminine.
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.

This line gets me every time:
I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

What you hear walking past people:
Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby bandit » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:10 pm #11641

It's easy to push cops over and steal their guns.
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby WeeYakk » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:19 pm #11646

90% of women are lesbians or bisexual.
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby paprika » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:20 pm #11647

Killing someone is easier than detaining them.
My other one was literally just sniped by weeyakk moments ago.
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Cipher3 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:03 pm #11672

Whoever's in charge is always awful.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene begins to reshape Bryce Pax's genitals to look more feminine.
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.

This line gets me every time:
I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

What you hear walking past people:
Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby miggles » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:19 pm #11679

paprika wrote:Killing someone is easier than detaining them.

this is actually true though
forgive my edginess but it is ridiculously easy to kill someone
hit them with a rock, stab them, bang their head on a wall, strangle them etc
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Mat13295 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:14 pm #11693

In space nobody has kneecaps
I don't even play here anymore, hue.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby kosmos » Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:09 am #11780

Damn these are hard to put into words but SS13 has taught me some real shit:
Never expect anything out of a person, surprises can and do happen all the time. Someone who you might expect to be incompetent might be the station's most robust, someone who you might expect to be untrustworthy might save your life more than once.
Being a good leader is difficult only if you make it difficult.
It's easy to get stuck on little things, looking at the big picture is harder in a way but in the long run so much more effortless and leads to much better results.
You make the round exactly what you want it to be.
You cannot control everything, and that's perfect. Seriously SS13 security, engineering, janitoring taught me that being a control freak is only extremely exhausting.
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Psyentific » Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:12 am #11781

Mat13295 wrote:In space nobody has kneecaps

It's hard to kneecap people when nobody has kneecaps.
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Mechoid » Fri Jun 06, 2014 7:30 am #11783

If cyborgs, and truly self-thinking AI's/Robots are ever created, giving them any form of laws other than the ones humans must follow can and will lead to trouble.
It also gave me plenty of ideas as to how a 'Man Machine Interface' really could be made.
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby TheTerbs » Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:45 pm #11823

all women are men in diguise

in space there is no law

only justice
you're gonna carry that weight

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby AseaHeru » Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:23 pm #11836

Ah, but there is law.
Some might say that it is the law of the robust, but others simply point to the spacelaw.
And others point out that AIs have laws.
I am located here, lurking in your posts, leaving piles of transparent wordings and being confused. Oh, I also try to map...

This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby TheTerbs » Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:37 pm #11839

AseaHeru wrote:Ah, but there is law.
Some might say that it is the law of the robust, but others simply point to the spacelaw.
And others point out that AIs have laws.


NO LAW

ONLY JUSTICE
you're gonna carry that weight

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby AseaHeru » Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:49 pm #11842

If you say so mr. dog.
Your still wrong, and a pug-obsessed silly lifeform
I am located here, lurking in your posts, leaving piles of transparent wordings and being confused. Oh, I also try to map...

This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Cipher3 » Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:50 pm #11893

I would say there is no justice, only law.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene begins to reshape Bryce Pax's genitals to look more feminine.
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.

This line gets me every time:
I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

What you hear walking past people:
Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Psyentific » Fri Jun 06, 2014 7:23 pm #11897

AseaHeru wrote:Ah, but there is law.
Some might say that it is the law of the robust, but others simply point to the spacelaw.
And others point out that AIs have laws.

There is order, but no law. Order frequently devolves into chaos over the course of the round, but there is no consistent, recorded, and widely agreed upon set of IC rules.
There is sometimes justice, but it's not reliable.

Above all else, Security's job is to keep the crew safe - Space Law is a tool and a crutch to do that.
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Zero Ziat » Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:43 am #12203

be very personal/assholish about your surrounding space and never let anyone inside your 3x3 box unless you trust them or are in an emergency wherein everyone is running into everyone
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Cipher3 » Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:22 am #12210

Toolboxes are scary man.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene begins to reshape Bryce Pax's genitals to look more feminine.
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.

This line gets me every time:
I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

What you hear walking past people:
Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Kraso » Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:25 am #12254

In the future, black holes generate light as opposed to absorbing it.
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Cipher3 » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:28 pm #12334

Basically everything you know about how black holes work is a lie, actually. Much better than summing up all the individual issues.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene begins to reshape Bryce Pax's genitals to look more feminine.
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.

This line gets me every time:
I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

What you hear walking past people:
Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby bandit » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:51 pm #12341

Uranium is as rare as gold, silver or diamonds.
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Reimoo » Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:10 am #12421

That the only way a clown can make me laugh if he is getting seriously injured.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Kavaloosh » Mon Jun 09, 2014 7:15 am #12452

-urban evasion and escape
-infiltration and disguise
-body concealing and risk management
-how to deal with dangerous lesbians
Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby TheTerbs » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:01 am #12461

Kavaloosh wrote:-urban evasion and escape
-infiltration and disguise
-body concealing and risk management
-how to deal with dangerous lesbians


-no one will ever find you in an emergency locker, ever
you're gonna carry that weight

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby bandit » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:59 am #12476

The best way to deal with communists is to beat them over the head with a toolbox.
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Mono » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:54 pm #12590

Anyone following you for more than 5 seconds is to be considered nonhuman and have their head beaten in with a toolbox
Spoiler:
Mono was Sweeny Thyme (survived)
Objective #1: Make an example out of those who would harm the station's innocent animals. Success!
Objective #2: Do not kill them. Success!
The traitor was successful!

DEAD: ADMIN(Scaredofshadows) says, "assistants are to space stations as badgers are to the animal kingdom"
DEAD: ADMIN(Scaredofshadows) says, "too many badgers and they'd take over the world"


OOC: Arkire: Wizards, please obey the wizardly bushido code of honour in the future, so as to avoid hurting the feelings of the people you're allowed - and encouraged - to kill. I suggest falling on your staff and being impaled in order to appease them

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Cipher3 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:42 am #12601

If someone wants to have sex with you, they're a hired killer out to get you.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene begins to reshape Bryce Pax's genitals to look more feminine.
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.

This line gets me every time:
I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

What you hear walking past people:
Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Krypt0n » Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:15 pm #12673

If someone wants to have sex with talks to you, they're a hired killer out to get you.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Pavlov » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:27 pm #12722

That the most efficient health care system is just bolting open the door to the medical supply room.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby peoplearestrange » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:57 pm #12728

Any pets you own will be killed by a random stranger. Especially if you leave the door open for more than 2 seconds.
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Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

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"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"

I'm a box

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby paprika » Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:54 am #12784

You can kill animals with washing machines. It also tears them apart.
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby miggles » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:18 am #12806

thats actually true
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby IcePacks » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:12 am #12824

it's only a done deal if it's a locker ambush
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby peoplearestrange » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:39 pm #12910

All meat is made from people, unless its made from monkey's.
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Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"

I'm a box

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby AseaHeru » Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:34 pm #12921

You never made things outa pete? What sort of chef are you?
I am located here, lurking in your posts, leaving piles of transparent wordings and being confused. Oh, I also try to map...

This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby miggles » Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:42 pm #12925

a good one, apparently
i hope your shitty hamburger was worth the station covered in strangling space kudzu
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby paprika » Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:09 pm #12959

tfw pete doesnt eat kudzu anymore
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Kavaloosh » Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:29 pm #12965

paprika wrote:tfw pete doesnt eat kudzu anymore


w-what? ;_;
Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby Kraso » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:22 pm #12985

paprika wrote:tfw pete doesnt eat kudzu anymore

WHAT MONSTER COULD POSSIBLY HAVE DONE THIS
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby iamgoofball » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:50 pm #12991

Kraso wrote:
paprika wrote:tfw pete doesnt eat kudzu anymore

WHAT MONSTER COULD POSSIBLY HAVE DONE THIS

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE TO VINES OH GOD

REVERT LIKE SANIC

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby 420goslingboy69 » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:34 am #13027

You !can! have a wet dream with a character you made which is based entirely on your own personality!
i play autumn sinnow
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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby danno » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:00 am #13029

haha fucking sweet dude
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I don't even play ss13 anymore, pretty much due to dannos stupid bullshit

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Re: What SS13 taught you

Postby MisterPerson » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:25 am #13033

You can't burn paper.
I code for the code project and moderate the code sections of the forums.

Why realism is stupid:
Spoiler:
Wiz, the project lead of Europa Universalis IV:

Immersion/flavor is playing a WW2 shooter and using a mosin-nagant instead of a laser gun - this is important.

Realism is playing a WW2 shooter and having to spend 2 months in hospital everytime you get shot - stupid and detrimental to gameplay. Nobody actually wants a realistic game, which is why realism arguments are so selectively used.
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