Do you sit, or stand?
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Do you sit, or stand?
Yes, it is this poll from the old forums again. It's a simple question, do you sit or stand when you go to wipe your buttocks?
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Handstand
Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
head in bowl; legs in the air
a monk from tibet taught me that one
a monk from tibet taught me that one
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
could you say you're a literal shithead then :^)))))))ColonicAcid wrote:head in bowl; legs in the air
a monk from tibet taught me that one
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
no you idiot i spout shit from my mouth jeez
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
CA is the best kind of gay. Asstomouth kind.ColonicAcid wrote:no you idiot i spout shit from my mouth jeez
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
>implying i would partake in such illicit activities such as having sex for procreation and pleasure
>implying i would involve ass into all that equation
>implying i would involve ass into all that equation
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
It's a catch 22 CA. If you admit to it, you admit to it. If you deny it, no one believes you.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Fuck you dad you can't tell me how to suck a dick!
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
What. BUTTOCKS? Not wiping your asshole? Is this some sex thing? I voted sitting because that's the only case when I wipe anything near my asshole.NikNakFlak wrote:wipe your buttocks?
...do americans only wipe their buttocks instead of their asshole after taking a shit? Jesus christ people, learn to use a bidet spray.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
To check the TP and see if your ass is clear of shit.Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this
a correct post by pillz
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
crumpled or folded toilet paper
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Reversed position is best position. Now I can enjoy my chili whilst on the toilet.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
What is reverse position.
Wait do you mean you fucking sit down looking at the toilet? What evil and disturbed person came up with that.
Wait do you mean you fucking sit down looking at the toilet? What evil and disturbed person came up with that.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Someone who wanted to eat some chili
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Cistern is an awesome table and sometimes you find a nuke disk inside.
Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
What do you call it when you still have yourself half on the seat, but raised a bit above it for leverage?
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Constipation.ThanatosRa wrote:What do you call it when you still have yourself half on the seat, but raised a bit above it for leverage?
Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Depends if the toliets clean or not
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Shed Wolf Numero Uno
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
I abstain while I wipe. Seriously though... why this thread... why?
Whatever
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
The people have a right to know!peoplearestrange wrote:I abstain while I wipe. Seriously though... why this thread... why?
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
This position is actually proven to stop piles and is generally a better position to take when pooping.An0n3 wrote:It's 2014 why aren't you shitting like Spiderman?
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The more u no
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
What the hell kind of question is this? I've had to stand briefly to get a fresh roll of toilet paper, and it makes everything infinitely awful. This must be a joke.
The EMPEROR OF MANKIND wants YOU to squash bugs. They are symptoms of CHAOS.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
What the shit, standing isn't gonna make it any harder to wipe than when you sit, except if your butthole is literally surrounded by rainforest.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
I wish I hadn't laughed so hard at this...geilebeer wrote:What the shit, standing isn't gonna make it any harder to wipe than when you sit, except if your butthole is literally surrounded by rainforest.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
i guess thats needed if you're fat as fuck, but i can just check the tp while sitting down.DrPillzRedux wrote:To check the TP and see if your ass is clear of shit.Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
I stand because I am not an ape, my spinal column is perfectly capable of sustaining myself in an upright position.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
I bomb gravity generator and float while wiping my ass.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Squatting
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
I still don't get how standing-wiping works without causing your cheeks to clump together and smear the shit everywhere.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
what so you go halfway between sitting and standing or you like poop into your hand and then proceed to throw the poop into the bowl like you're at a superbowl game and you just scored the game winning try HUH YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS FIREWORKS.
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