Awaiting a bidets thread

[Bawhoppennn]

Now that player's club is here we will certainly expect that a bidets thread by wubli will be incoming soon

Let us all prepare for our stances here ahead of time

In my opinion it's a relative thing: eg if you're used to toilet paper it's not gross, but if you're used to bidets then it is.
simultaneously someone who used soap & water might find only using bidets with water to be gross

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and someone who uses isopropyl alcoohol to disinfect will probably find only soap and water gross

[Shadowflame909]

if you got a dirty arm and decided to rub it clean with toilet paper, you'd end up with a slightly dirty and painfully raw arm + a lot of tissue waste

[wubli]

[Bawhoppennn]

NOOO WUBLI I'm sorry I just miss the old threads

[Rohen_Tahir]

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and someone who uses isopropyl alcoohol to disinfect will probably find only soap and water gross

Anyone using isopropyl alcohol would probably quickly get several anal fissures and stop using it.

[wubli]

here you go:
bidet thread: get one. if you cannot afford one, that's okay. there's also things you can attach to your toilet. if you can't afford one like that either. okay. it happens.
bidets allow you to clean your ass and genitals without having to take a shower. convenient for both regular hygiene (i feel like garbage whenever i can't use a bidet because public bathrooms tend to not have one) and Sexy hygiene if you're about to get down to business.
rubbing toilet paper ultimately can remove most of The Bad Things but it still does not have the same feeling as properly cleaning it, just like you feel clean after taking a shower. washing your hands in the shower or the sink are essentially the same. washing your ass on the bidet or the shower are essentially the same (if you use soap)
using toilet paper is better than not using anything at all. wet wipes can help but i'm pretty sure they don't have soap so they won't be as clean as using soap (unless you use both? dunno if this is possible). it's just insane to say that using a bidet isn't more hygienic. you cannot compare toilet paper with water and soap for cleaning any part of your body.
that's it. are you happy. i am miserable now

[Farquaar]

I wash my hands well because my touch my nose, things that I eat etc
I wash my body in the shower because sweat makes you smell bad to everybody within a few feet of you.

Why would I wash the inside of my butt every time I use the potty? It doesn't touch anything, and nobody will smell it. Besides, there's no such thing as a "clean butt". Even if you just got out of the shower and wiped without defecating, your hand will still be nasty enough to warrant washing.

This idealized standard of anal cleanliness is both unnecessary and impossible to meet.

[MrStonedOne]

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[Kendrickorium]

what the fuck

[Pandarsenic]

I want you anti-bidet fuckers to name me three things you would clean poop off of using only dry tissues or paper towels

[Mothblocks]

farquaar doesnt wipe his ass

[cacogen]

These threads remind me of that picture of the "showers are sexy" sign at an anime convention, somehow.

[Farquaar]

farquaar doesnt wipe his ass

Nuh-uh. I wipe with the best of them, kiddo

[wubli]

Why would I wash the inside of my butt every time I use the potty? It doesn't touch anything, and nobody will smell it.

[Farquaar]

Butt stuff is gross.

[Itseasytosee2me]

I think I have to take a purely utilitarian stance on bidets. I'm not saying that they wouldn't improve the quality of the hygiene of my lower area. The hygiene it affords is simply not worth it. If I was ever in a position where I cared about the cleanliness of what lay beneath my shorts, I would take a shower.

[Armhulen]

if you got a dirty arm and decided to rub it clean with toilet paper, you'd end up with a slightly dirty and painfully raw arm + a lot of tissue waste

what!?

[Shadowflame909]

if you got a dirty arm and decided to rub it clean with toilet paper, you'd end up with a slightly dirty and painfully raw arm + a lot of tissue waste

what!?

your not fully clean with anything but water

To try will give you friction burns.

[Itseasytosee2me]

if you got a dirty arm and decided to rub it clean with toilet paper, you'd end up with a slightly dirty and painfully raw arm + a lot of tissue waste

what!?

your not fully clean with anything but water

To try will give you friction burns.

If cleaning your body with sand is good enough for desert birds, it's good enough for me.

[Bawhoppennn]

Ifear what I have started

[oranges]

if your hands get mud on them do you wash it off with soap and water or do you wipe it off with a serviette?

[Farquaar]

if your hands get mud on them do you wash it off with soap and water or do you wipe it off with a serviette?

If you want to eat a sandwich, do you squat and pick it up between your buttcheeks?

[oranges]

if you have the ability to cross a great distance in comfort or in squalor, do you only pick the comfort option when you absolutely need to?

[cacogen]

if your hands get mud on them do you wash it off with soap and water or do you wipe it off with a serviette?

bro i don;t wipe my ass wuth soapo and water what the fucj it would chap

[Farquaar]

if you have the ability to cross a great distance in comfort or in squalor, do you only pick the comfort option when you absolutely need to?

Walking around with a wet buttcrack isn't comfortable.

[AnonymousForumUser]

i usually shove a bar of soap up my

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coat pocket, before i leave the house

to avoid the problem alltogether

[Bawhoppennn]

You know I realize I only read like 3 of the posts in the original bidets thread and maybe that's why I erroneously thought making this thread would be an okay idea