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OOC: Xevonix: 9/10 got decently spooked
OOC: Feretal: How much health did you give him?
OOC: Brotemis: He had like 800 health or so
OOC: QU4D: wow that was pretty spoopy
OOC: Feretal: Hrm
OOC: BoboTheEpic: Bullshit
OOC: Feretal: That's odd
OOC: Macdaddus: mjolnir launched me all the way to arrivals
OOC: DrJelly: 8/10 Was spooked
OOC: Macdaddus: was cool
OOC: BoboTheEpic: The CE did that much on his own
OOC: Brotemis: Mjollnir for best weapon
OOC: ShadowHunterOO: That was fun
OOC: Orban: Did sedatives affect him?
OOC: ShadowHunterOO: I enjoyed my item hunt as the mime
OOC: Orban: I had a syringe gun of chloral I planned on using
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, cult, extended, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
OOC: Orban: What about cuffs?
Odom Jonson's Memories:
OOC: BoboTheEpic: For those guys who decided to seige the bar for the poisoned drinks, that was pretty stupid
Taykwon Updebut is the captain!
Default Cyborg-112's Memories:
You are the Cyborg.
As the Cyborg you answer directly to your laws and the AI. Special circumstances may change this.
Enjoy the game!
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Remember, you are not bound to any AI, you are not required to listen to them.
OOC: Corruptroulette: okay
OOC: Corruptroulette: check it
OOC: Feretal: Tried to use my fedora powers to take down the welder
OOC: Corruptroulette:
http://imgur.com/l27vCFl,WtXziBY,Tat1aeO,8vrDuVf#0
David Wherner [145.9] says, "c CMO reporting in"
OOC: Corruptroulette: there's the new shuttle and the new R&D area
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 [145.9] states, "b borg reporting in"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "b borg reporting in"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "HUENK!"
OOC: Corruptroulette: in mining
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "HAE EVRYUN!"
OOC: Corruptroulette: its got a few gliches I want to work out
Dolan Duck [145.9] asks, "OW DU U DU?"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 [145.9] states, "dolan no"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "dolan no"
OOC: Corruptroulette: but its pretty good right now
Teleporter engaged!
OOC: Amelius: And what's happening to the area inhabited by R&D right now?
OOC: Corruptroulette: nothing
OOC: Corruptroulette: I just wanted to have a secondary R&DD
OOC: Lawligagger: looks arlright
OOC: Amelius: Doubt it'll be used then
OOC: Feretal: 3 AM and I'm playing 2d spessmens
OOC: Corruptroulette: its just a side project
OOC: Feretal: What the hell
OOC: Wesdo: Why not give them a secondary armory too
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Joe Gillian [145.9] says, " I can give you maint and maybe even let you into my office."
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.
Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
OOC: Tiftik: 3 am isn't normal?
Priority Announcement
FIRST THING CAPTAIN DOES IS RUN OUT OF HIS OFFICE WITHOUT SECURING THE NUKE DISK. CAPTAIN TRULY CONFIRMED FOR CONDOM
OOC: Corruptroulette: lawligager I saw what you did to the that clown on your videos
Chief Medical Officer's Desk announcement: The clown, Dolan Duck, has not activated his suit sensors. Don't be like the clown. Activate your suit sensors.
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Sal Christopher [145.9] says, "He then came straight to the bar and raided my vodka supply"
OOC: Corruptroulette: it madde me happy and sad
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: You really shouldnt care about the disk. I think we've talked about this before. Dont bolt the captains office
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Feretal: Eh I usually don't stay up later than 1 because work in the morning
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "CMOO dat hut ma fillings!"
OOC: Corruptroulette: he never suspected the stun baton
Lou Woodward [145.9] says, "MAYBE HE'S PREPARING A TRAP"
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: So could the guy last round have been put into the gibber?
PM to-Admins: it's an ss13 tradition to call captains condoms for not securing the disk, it doesn't break my laws either. The doors are bolted specifically to annoy the captain when/if they come back
OOC: Feretal: If you managed to strip him
OOC: Feretal: And put him in
OOC: Feretal: Although he had the fire axe as part of his body
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: You werent ordered to. Its also -meta- You're a borg dude, you care about harm, not about the disk
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Dolan Duck pets Syndicate Edgeborg-666!
Dolan Duck pets Syndicate Edgeborg-666!
Dolan Duck pets Syndicate Edgeborg-666!
Dolan Duck pets Syndicate Edgeborg-666!
OOC: Macdaddus: yeah i was just about to say
Dolan Duck exclaims, "Hai burgie!"
OOC: Zacoftheaxes: YOu could have spaced him
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "pls no washing machine me"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: just unbolt it and move on. Really
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Dolan Duck says, "I lurve u"
Dolan Duck says, "Otay"
OOC: BoboTheEpic: A better idea would probably be to set up some emitters to blast him down
OOC: Feretal: Bag of holding singulo
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "C-Clown-n"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "L-L-L-Leav-v-ve"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "N-Now"
OOC: Tiftik: you should be able to fart in space, this game is so unrealistic
Dolan Duck says, "Otay"
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: Singulo would have ben amusing
PM to-Admins: are you kidding.
OOC: Feretal: Fart in space?
OOC: ShadowHunterOO: I wanna shit on the floor like on NoX
PM to-Admins: oh you think I think it's syndies oh
OOC: Feretal: Let's just be able to shit
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Not in the least. You're a borg. You weren't ordered to bolt down the captains office or secure the disk
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Feretal: So the floor can be covered in shit and blood
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: The toilets exist
PM to-Admins: ohh that would explain it
OOC: ShadowHunterOO: Clowns also had rainbow blood
Head of Security's Desk announcement: due to lack of personnel, we will have to deal out justice VERY decisively
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: So why can't they be used?
OOC: ShadowHunterOO: but on nox clowns weren't considered humans
OOC: Feretal: No one would use toilets if we could shit
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: True enough
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: So yeah, unbolt the captains office. Last request
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: But I think the janitor hates his life enough as is
OOC: ShadowHunterOO: A true janitor cannot hate life until he has shit thrown at him
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "captain, tell me to unbolt your office"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "W-W-Wh-hy-y is-s it-t b-bol-lt-ted?"
OOC: BoboTheEpic: Playing janitor is pretty fun actually
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Dont pull that bullshit either
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Just do it
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: BoboTheEpic: A nice low-tension job
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "probably because you got drunk instead of doing your job"
OOC: Feretal: No more pussy wagon
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "AL opin plz!"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "...m-m-may-y-y-yb-b-b-be"
OOC: Feretal: So sad
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: Seeing as I've been janitor borg the past 4 rounds in a row, it isn't bad
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "Lawyer too!"
Horatio Chopin shuffles the deck.
OOC: ShadowHunterOO: Janiborg is easy mode though
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: Observing this one though. Needed a break
OOC: ShadowHunterOO: You just drive over everything
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Alright then. Since you're ignoring the pm's.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: tell me how it's meta
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "T-Ty-y-yp-p-p-pic-cal h-hr-reas-s"
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: I just like law interpretation
PM to-Admins: when I haven't broken a single law
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "w-wiz-zar-rd-ds an-nd-d s-sh-hit-t"
OOC: ShadowHunterOO: AI, plz opin this dur! lawyer 2!
PM to-Admins: and I literally just want the captain player to do their job
OOC: GhettoPenguin52: I'd make a terrible security borg.
Andres Muller [145.9] says, "Testing comms, pls respond"
PM to-Admins: or even figure out what their job is
Dolan Duck [145.9] says, "AI, plz opin this dur! lawyer 2"
John Silver [145.9] says, "Don't drink the milk. It's goat semen."
You have been jobbanned by brotemis from: pAI, AI, Cyborg.
The reason is: roundstart meta as a borg, bolting down the captains office simply to "secure the disk" without orders. You're a borg, you dont care about this. You care about your laws
This jobban will be lifted in 10080 minutes.
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 [145.9] states, "WERE IT SO EASY FOR ME TO BECOME AN AI AND OPEN DOORS, DOLAN"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "WERE IT SO EASY FOR ME TO BECOME AN AI AND OPEN DOORS, DOLAN"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "Oi mai!"
Dolan Duck [145.9] says, "Burgie kum to jani huse plz"
PM to-Admins: >meta to secure disk as borg >not meta to secure disk as captain
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Considering you ignored the 3 times I requested you simply unbolt the doors and move on, you aren't getting it. Listen man. I wanted to talk this out, but you're not getting it
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "I shoo wut dur I ned opin!"
PM to-Admins: you requested me to unbolt the doors why. What rule or policy have I broken.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: and then the snyde comment to the captain asking him to order you to unbolt the door
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: that's not a ban reason.
Dolan Duck says, "DIs dur"
OOC: Errant_Aron: welp
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "clown I hope"
OOC: Errant_Aron: here i am again
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "you don't abuse the hand tele"
Dolan Duck says, "Plz"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "I would be sad if you did"
Dolan Duck says, "I pwomise"
OOC: Feretal: mama mia
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "o hfuck my life here we go"
OOC: Feretal: here we go agan
Dolan Duck says, "Et kep mi save"
OOC: Feretal: hehe
Dolan Duck pets Syndicate Edgeborg-666!
OOC: EchoFade: i approve of this music
OOC: Feretal: Groovy
PM to-Admins: I'm still waiting on what specific rule or policy allows admins to ban for a player not doing something when there is no rule or policy demanding that they do it. Nor have I done something meta.
OOC: Feretal: Doin the little dance in my head right now
OOC: NikNakflak: Its the scene were austin powers is streaking naked around the hotel.
PM to-Admins: nor is a jobban called for when there is no real IC reason for a borg to unbolt.
OOC: Zacoftheaxes: Yeah baby
OOC: Feretal: I was thinking of the end when they all dance
OOC: NikNakflak: Two different kinds of people
Beezlebub [145.9] says, " Wizard at tool storage"
OOC: Feretal: Whenever streaking around a hotel is mentioned I think of Borat
Beezlebub [145.9] says, " named saigon sam"
The cigarette machine beeps, "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should."
Saigon Sam [145.9] says, "Fucking later, nerds"
David Wherner [145.9] asks, "Is he a hostile wizard?"
Saigon Sam [145.9] says, "I aint some fuckin' jew wizard"
Beezlebub [145.9] says, " You're clearly a wizard"
Beezlebub [145.9] says, " Wearing wizard robes"
Beezlebub [145.9] says, " and a wizard hat"
Beezlebub [145.9] says, " and even some sandals"
Beezlebub [145.9] says, " With a scroll of teleportation"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "Ah nuuu!"
--- Motion alarm detected in Armory!
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "do you have any real desire to even go into your office"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "or"
--- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "I phil dune!"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "anything"
Saigon Sam [145.9] asks, "So fuckin' what?"
Slippy [145.9] says, " ello Dolan"
Saigon Sam [145.9] says, "I'm here for a space play, damn"
Saigon Sam [145.9] says, "You people are so racist."
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "Y-Yes, I'm g-goin-ng-g t-to m-mov-ve t-th-he n-nuc-clear-r-r d-disc, us-s-s-st-t in-n-n cas-se"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "were you traumatized by the disk once I understand if that is the case"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "doors open then"
The cigarette machine beeps, "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should."
Slippy [145.9] says, " But people love my negroe-jokes"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "L-Let m-m-me b-bac-ck-k in w-wh-hen-nev-ver I n-n-need-d-d t-t-t-to, I hav-v-v-ve s-s-s-some imp-port-tan-n s-sh-hit-t t-t-ter-re"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "b-but oth-h-her-rw-wise, k-k-keep it-t cb-bol-l-lt-ted-d d-dow-wn-n"
OOC: Tiftik: I want to hear Take Five in midi
Joel Merryman [145.9] says, "YEE HAA"
Andres Muller [145.9] says, "Negative"
Andres Muller [145.9] says, "I just don't pay attention~"
Sal Christopher [145.9] says, "Bring that fukken glass back, captain"
Chef Slicemaster [145.9] says, " Cum down to robotics if you are lookin for a good time."
Townes Fullbright [145.9] says, " Izaiah Rockwell report to brig please"
Saigon Sam says, "SHIET"
Saigon Sam says, "A syndicate edgeborg"
Saigon Sam says, "Double shiet"
Saigon Sam starts climbing into the disposal unit.
Saigon Sam starts climbing into the disposal unit.
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "O'M EDGY"
Saigon Sam climbs into the disposal unit.
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "VERY EDGY"
Saigon Sam says, "VUREH EDGEH"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "I'LL FUCKING EDGE YOU"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 tips edgy fedora.
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "Hope!"
Saigon Sam says, "Let's not tho"
Saigon Sam says, "Do me a favor"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "ILL MCEDGE YOU"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "WI NID CLUWNE CONDOM!"
Saigon Sam says, "And pull me fookin handle"
Saigon Sam [145.9] says, "PULL ME FOOKIN' 'ANDLE MAYTE."
Cruz Goodman [145.9] says, "You got me again"
Townes Fullbright [145.9] says, " AI, you there>'"
Izaiah Rockwell [145.9] says, " dead body in disposal recycling"
Sal Christopher [145.9] asks, "Have we got any borgs?"
Taykwon Updebut pets Syndicate Edgeborg-666!
Taykwon Updebut pets Syndicate Edgeborg-666!
Taykwon Updebut pets Syndicate Edgeborg-666!
Taykwon Updebut pets Syndicate Edgeborg-666!
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "kicking the case is slow"
Taykwon Updebut kicks the display case.
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "use the chain"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "F-For-rgot-t-t it-t-t b-b-b-br-ru"
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "it's literally made for that purpose"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "t-th-h b-bb-by-y"
The display case has been hit by Taykwon Updebut with the emergency oxygen tank.
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "luv u too bby"
The display case has been hit by Taykwon Updebut with the emergency oxygen tank.
Taykwon Updebut puts the box into the captain's backpack.
Taykwon Updebut puts the laser gun into the captain's backpack.
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "HooS!"
Slippy [145.9] says, " i think the caps egun just got stolen"
Dolan Duck [145.9] asks, "Wear r u?"
Captain Announces
What is one plus one?
Bobert Handler [145.9] says, "12"
Sultan Rashyd [145.9] says, " two"
Rambozo [145.9] stammers, "T-Tw-wo"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "11!"
Saigon Sam [145.9] stammers, "ONE P-PL-LUS-S ON-NE"
Maddox Moon [145.9] says, " Obviously it's fish."
Slippy [145.9] says, " next to teleporter room. could hear glass getting honked"
Saigon Sam [145.9] stammers, "EQ-QUAS-S W-WIN-ND-DOW-W"
Eric Wright [145.9] says, "1+1 is equivalent to 1+1"
Chief Medical Officer's Desk announcement: The answer is 2
Cruz Goodman [145.9] asks, "Is it the number that makes me get paid more?"
Dolan Duck says, "Hai"
*---------*
This is Lou Woodward!
He is wearing a security officer's uniform with a cargo bay guard armband.
He is wearing a cargo cap on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He is carrying a taser gun on his armor.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Lou Woodward's ID Card (Cargo Security Guard).
*---------*
Lou Woodward says, "Whoa."
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "was this necessary"
Slippy says, "see"
Locked In.
Syndicate Edgeborg-666 states, "dolan"
Bridge announcement: Get that CMO a promotion
Sal Christopher [145.9] asks, "A promotion to "Not the most useless head of staff"?"
David Wherner [145.9] says, "ATTENTION ALL MEDBAY CREW: YOU ARE NO LONGER TO PROVIDE MEDICAL AID TO SAL CHRISTOPHER"
Sal Christopher [145.9] says, "Like I ever got any"
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
Mathew Svensen [145.9] says, "Wizard near tool maintenance"
Mathew Svensen [145.9] says, "I mean tool storage"
Mathew Svensen [145.9] says, "Someone save me"
Mathew Svensen [145.9] says, "Crew pls"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "I KUMMING!"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "WAZZIRD BWINK!"
Kaidus Mueller (as Joe Gillian) says, "yo"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "5"
Kaidus Mueller (as Joe Gillian) says, "Coolio"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "w-what-t-t the f-fuc-c-c-ck-k h-hap-pp-p-pen-ned-d"
Kaidus Mueller (as Joe Gillian) says, "One plus one and all that"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "5"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "E HID SCRAWL OF MANIPULASHUN!"
Lou Woodward [145.9] says, "AI open."
Kaidus Mueller (as Joe Gillian) asks, "Got a spare gun?"
Slippy [145.9] says, " Dolan wer ar u"
Chef Slicemaster [145.9] asks, " ANYBODY WANNA BE A CYBORG?"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "y-yep-p"
Taykwon Updebut points to the recharger
Kaidus Mueller (as Joe Gillian) says, "Thanks"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "dam-m-mm-mit-t-t t-th-he cap-p w-was-s-s-s d-drun-n"
Kaidus Mueller (as Joe Gillian) says, "Lets team up"
Taykwon Updebut stammers, "al-lr-rig-gh-ht-t"
Saigon Sam [145.9] says, "AYE FOOKIN PERMA'D MESELF, MATE"
Dolan Duck [145.9] says, "Wazzard"
Kaidus Mueller (as Joe Gillian) says, "Borg"
Dolan Duck [145.9] asks, "Kin Dowan git hog?"
Kaidus Mueller (as Joe Gillian) says, "bby"
Slippy [145.9] says, " wazzaurd please"
Saigon Sam [145.9] says, "METE"
Saigon Sam [145.9] says, "EYE PERMA'D MESELF"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "I KUM WAZZURD!"
Saigon Sam [145.9] says, "EYE DON'T WANT RESCUE"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "MI HIND TEEPEE NUT WURKING!"
Dolan Duck [145.9] says, "Wazzard plz"
Dolan Duck [145.9] exclaims, "I jist wunt hog!"