L A U G H thread!
- Deitus
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L A U G H thread!
in this thread let's make each other LAUGH!! hahaha!
let's start off with some jokes!
whats the deal with hedgehogs, huh? why can't they just SHARE the hedge, huh? hahahaha!
ok now you guys!
let's start off with some jokes!
whats the deal with hedgehogs, huh? why can't they just SHARE the hedge, huh? hahahaha!
ok now you guys!
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Re: L A U G H thread!
Deitus are you having a nervous breakdown or something?
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Re: L A U G H thread!
This reminds me of when energy drinks were just becoming a thing, and a guy I was in marching band with bought five Red Bulls and drank three of them in the space of maybe five minutes. The entire rest of the bus ride back to the school he was laughing hysterically at nothing.Ricotez wrote:Deitus are you having a nervous breakdown or something?
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Re: L A U G H thread!
i like anti-jokes, they're funny too =DSuper Aggro Crag wrote:knock knock
who there
doorbell repairman
fuck you
hahaha no no i just in the mood for some jokes!Ricotez wrote:Deitus are you having a nervous breakdown or something?
haha no i can't have energy drinks or i literally cannot control my hands, besides i just took my sertraline so im good, funny story too ha!EndgamerAzari wrote: This reminds me of when energy drinks were just becoming a thing, and a guy I was in marching band with bought five Red Bulls and drank three of them in the space of maybe five minutes. The entire rest of the bus ride back to the school he was laughing hysterically at nothing.
ok guys lets keep this rolling, sit down because thes one is gonna knock you socks off!
knock knock!
who's there?
radio!
radio who?
RADIO NOT HERE I COME!
hahahaha! cmon guys share in the laughter! lets got some good jokes comin'!!!
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Re: L A U G H thread!
Dietus is trying to ascend into dank meme status
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
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certified good poster
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Re: L A U G H thread!
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Re: L A U G H thread!
i am not a dank enough meme to be a /tg/ meme but memes in general are good sources of laughter =)Wyzack wrote:Dietus is trying to ascend into dank meme status
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Re: L A U G H thread!
I'm confused and terrified.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Re: L A U G H thread!
my band was coming home from a trip to disney land (long story short, not the whole reason but PRETTY much the whole reason we went was so he(band director) could get that sick discount for his family, and one of the days we were there he left w/ family to go on one of those special princess days or whatever for his girl, I don't really mind cause I had a blast with my friends) and on our way back the unoffical "I'm thisguy and welcome to jackass" guy of our band decided to drink 4-5 monsters in like 5 minutes at once. spent the rest of the ride home pretty much shaking and playing the fucking impossible game the whole way home while everyone was trying to sleep (charter bus).EndgamerAzari wrote:This reminds me of when energy drinks were just becoming a thing, and a guy I was in marching band with bought five Red Bulls and drank three of them in the space of maybe five minutes. The entire rest of the bus ride back to the school he was laughing hysterically at nothing.Ricotez wrote:Deitus are you having a nervous breakdown or something?
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Re: L A U G H thread!
Ah, the band bus. Something of a universal constant.
This was basically the same for the dude who did it in my situation, too.TheWiznard wrote: the unoffical "I'm thisguy and welcome to jackass" guy of our band
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Re: L A U G H thread!
An English, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar
The bartender asks ‘is this some kind of joke?’
Doctor: You might have Tom Jones disease
Man: Oh no ... is that rare?
Doctor: it’s not unusual
The bartender asks ‘is this some kind of joke?’
Doctor: You might have Tom Jones disease
Man: Oh no ... is that rare?
Doctor: it’s not unusual
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Re: L A U G H thread!
"Man, Ms. Johnson has the body of a 16 year old, hot damn!"
"Yeah, she keeps it in the freezer."
"Yeah, she keeps it in the freezer."
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Re: L A U G H thread!
An assistant walks into the bar and orders a drink from the bartender. While he's drinking the bartender says to him "You see that sign out there?" pointing to the flashing Maltese Falcon letters adoring his wall. "I designed that sign, but do they call me John the signmaker? Nope."
The assistant thinks nothing of this and keeps drinking as the bartender continues. "Do you like this bar?" he asks the assistant, running his hands along the smooth tower log grain, "I made this bar with my bare hands, but do they call me John the barmaker? Not at all!"
The assistant admires the craftsmanship for a moment as he nears the bottom of his glass. As he sips the last of it, the bartender points to his drink machine. "You see how well that thing works? I made it entirely from scratch, but do they call me John the machinist? Never! But you fuck one goat..."
The assistant thinks nothing of this and keeps drinking as the bartender continues. "Do you like this bar?" he asks the assistant, running his hands along the smooth tower log grain, "I made this bar with my bare hands, but do they call me John the barmaker? Not at all!"
The assistant admires the craftsmanship for a moment as he nears the bottom of his glass. As he sips the last of it, the bartender points to his drink machine. "You see how well that thing works? I made it entirely from scratch, but do they call me John the machinist? Never! But you fuck one goat..."
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Re: L A U G H thread!
A human and a lizard walk into a bar.
The cyborg ducks under it.
The cyborg ducks under it.
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