Peacekeepers are the meme replacement for secborgs
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J_Madison wrote:
that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
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peacekeepers were a "compromise" IE "we'll throw you a bone that doesn't really do anything to make fun of you"
it's a totally pointless module. the engiborg is actually better at preventing harm and fulfilling your law 1 imperative. at least you can wall people away from each other. PK can't actually stop people from killing each other, and is exactly as good as every borg at blocking lasers.
it needs a buff but that'll never happen because the anti-borg reactionaries will throw a fit
Standard module lost it's stunbaton, so it'd be the only module with a non-lethal harm preventer stock. Be really useful in keeping peace if you can still smack harmful folks in the face with a stunbaton.
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Cik wrote:peacekeepers were a "compromise" IE "we'll throw you a bone that doesn't really do anything to make fun of you"
it's a totally pointless module. the engiborg is actually better at preventing harm and fulfilling your law 1 imperative. at least you can wall people away from each other. PK can't actually stop people from killing each other, and is exactly as good as every borg at blocking lasers.
it needs a buff but that'll never happen because the anti-borg reactionaries will throw a fit
I thought the shell was supposed to be some kind of soft balloon or foam-like stuff so it's soft and fluffy when you hug it and it's like Baymax from Big Hero 6.
Cik wrote:and is exactly as good as every borg at blocking lasers.
it needs a buff
The highly polished egg shell on it needs to reflect lasers in a random direction at the crowd while it screams about human harm.
dionysus24779 wrote:I thought the shell was supposed to be some kind of soft balloon or foam-like stuff so it's soft and fluffy when you hug it and it's like Baymax from Big Hero 6.
But does it vibrate? This is very important to know. For research.
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John_Oxford wrote:You could give it a bola launcher and zipties.
Oh wait..
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John_Oxford wrote:You could give it a bola launcher and zipties.
Oh wait..
>Bola someone
>Three people walk up and *unzip toolbox*
>You just broke laws 1 and 2 if they're human
Also
>Can't freely use it on nonhumans
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
J_Madison wrote:
that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
ColonicAcid wrote:and with enough practise i too could blow my own dick so well that only the gods know how it feels.