23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
I was interested in 23&Me until I was told you're paying for the privilege of having your complete DNA profile become part of some Big Data database that any assholes can buy to access.
What's ancestry.com's policy?
What's ancestry.com's policy?
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
99.7% East Asian.
Oy vey Moshe have you considered Aaliyah.
Shalom cheravim
Oy vey Moshe have you considered Aaliyah.
Shalom cheravim
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
im sure if i did this it'd reveal my genkhis khan heritage and the source of my autism
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
Salam alaikum.
Were you aware of your ashkenaz heritage?
Were you aware of your ashkenaz heritage?
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
are you going to abstain from pork and follow the jewish traditions?
also, suggest you try this out and import data for specifics
https://www.wegene.com
scratch what I just said. this site is asians only. turn around
also, suggest you try this out and import data for specifics
https://www.wegene.com
scratch what I just said. this site is asians only. turn around
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
In other words, you're not good enough to be your own product. You'll be in the package deal as "User #78916"gavakis wrote: individual-level information
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
you got lost on the way to the pol thread
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
These things aren't even accurate
They're not tracking ancestry, they're tracking repeated genome sequences common to certain populations- but common in genetic terms means about a 70% margin of error
They're not tracking ancestry, they're tracking repeated genome sequences common to certain populations- but common in genetic terms means about a 70% margin of error
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
t. 56%Drynwyn wrote:These things aren't even accurate
They're not tracking ancestry, they're tracking repeated genome sequences common to certain populations- but common in genetic terms means about a 70% margin of error
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
Do you really expect anything else from this thread?oranges wrote:you got lost on the way to the pol thread
Drynwyn is right too, it's not really tracking your ancestry as much as just making an educated guess based on your DNA stuff
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
yeah well I apparently have genetically high physical endurance.
which explains why I have never felt exhausted
feem mentioned he had elite athlete muscle genes, but it's kind of wasted on his non-athletic lifestyle.
which explains why I have never felt exhausted
feem mentioned he had elite athlete muscle genes, but it's kind of wasted on his non-athletic lifestyle.
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
damn dude thats some subtle brags right there lol
do half an hour of suicides and see if that statement still holds up
do half an hour of suicides and see if that statement still holds up
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
Fuck I want to get this.
Though, I can't really shake the whole feeling that like it's a completely worthless purchase that only really is for vanity reasons.
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
A lot of things are purely vanity, many things are purely entertainment
Doesn't make it wrong to spend money on it, just means you'll have to consider if you truly want to or if the price is worth the result
Doesn't make it wrong to spend money on it, just means you'll have to consider if you truly want to or if the price is worth the result
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
tell you what my man I will do some 1 mile sprints on the treadmill and see how fast I can recoverColonicAcid wrote:damn dude thats some subtle brags right there lol
do half an hour of suicides and see if that statement still holds up
I'll also hit up the cycling machine and up that shit to level 10 or higher and do it for 10 or 12 minutes.
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it's a shame you didn't get the non smoothbrain genetic trait
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
ur legally required to move to minnesota now
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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S K O L
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
yeah sorry at least I'm not part "Romney" Ovis ariesoranges wrote:it's a shame you didn't get the non smoothbrain genetic trait
maybe your kid will be 75% aries, but mine are 100% homosapien
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this
a correct post by pillz
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
>0.3% sub-saharan african
Shit, and here I thought you're white
Shit, and here I thought you're white
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
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You just need to convert.cedarbridge wrote:Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
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היהודי הוא יהודי
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Am I a paranoid fuck or am I right to be wary of giving them my DNA?
Also it'd probably be a waste of money for me. Mostly England and Scotland, some stuff from Scandanavia, 6.25% Native American
Also it'd probably be a waste of money for me. Mostly England and Scotland, some stuff from Scandanavia, 6.25% Native American
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I haven't read the thread so I dunno if anyone posted this yet but these things are stupid inaccurate
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
Apparently accurate enough for Portugal to grant somebody citizenship over the results.Nilons wrote:I haven't read the thread so I dunno if anyone posted this yet but these things are stupid inaccurate
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
its really not hard to get portuguese citizenship if you're white or rich.
if you're black either born here or born in the colonies good fucking luck on getting anywhere.
there's people who are of cape verde descent but were born in portugal and if they were born between a certain time they're shit out of luck because they legally have no citizenship to either country and the bureaucracy will do nothing about it.
https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/featu ... 10644.html
if you're black either born here or born in the colonies good fucking luck on getting anywhere.
there's people who are of cape verde descent but were born in portugal and if they were born between a certain time they're shit out of luck because they legally have no citizenship to either country and the bureaucracy will do nothing about it.
https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/featu ... 10644.html
more than likely as dna technology becomes more and more proliferated that companies will get your dna one way or another. It's like your internet history, if there's a will there's a way and if there is a need for people to know about your genes then that will happen.Luke Cox wrote:Am I a paranoid fuck or am I right to be wary of giving them my DNA?
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
I watched Gattaca again a couple of weeks ago, there's a scene that's a good demonstration of how the filthy capitalist pigs will get your dna in our gene discriminating future.
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
This bit is actually not accurate- once desirable/undesirable genetic sequences are firmly identified, modifying a human embryo to possess those genes is well within reach (and not even particularly expensive- you can actually find 90% of the equipment you'd need to perform a Crispr-CAS9 modification of a human embryo at most hospitals, and pick up the remainder of what you need for less than $500.) Really the only thing standing between us and genetically modified humans is institutional review boards and ethics committees.Malkevin wrote:I watched Gattaca again a couple of weeks ago, there's a scene that's a good demonstration of how the filthy capitalist pigs will get your dna in our gene discriminating future.
p.s hit me up if you want your kids genetically modified
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
That assumes that he will have kids
In all seriousness though, if we eliminate all non-optimal genes, we're probably in for some pretty bad disease outbreaks in the future on account of almost everyone using the same immune system genes
In all seriousness though, if we eliminate all non-optimal genes, we're probably in for some pretty bad disease outbreaks in the future on account of almost everyone using the same immune system genes
Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
The main character in that is a natural born, that's what the movie is aboutDrynwyn wrote:This bit is actually not accurate- once desirable/undesirable genetic sequences are firmly identified, modifying a human embryo to possess those genes is well within reach (and not even particularly expensive- you can actually find 90% of the equipment you'd need to perform a Crispr-CAS9 modification of a human embryo at most hospitals, and pick up the remainder of what you need for less than $500.) Really the only thing standing between us and genetically modified humans is institutional review boards and ethics committees.Malkevin wrote:I watched Gattaca again a couple of weeks ago, there's a scene that's a good demonstration of how the filthy capitalist pigs will get your dna in our gene discriminating future.
p.s hit me up if you want your kids genetically modified
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
what kind of rank amateur coward makes a dna virus to off someone
god damn
god damn
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
it's an offer open to all of /tg/stationXSI wrote:That assumes that he will have kids
In all seriousness though, if we eliminate all non-optimal genes, we're probably in for some pretty bad disease outbreaks in the future on account of almost everyone using the same immune system genes
so, you know, i'll get no bussiness
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you need to have your entire blood line traced up to a native who signed up under the dawes act and most didnt kekcedarbridge wrote:Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this
a correct post by pillz
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
If you want to pretend you didn't make this post we'll forgive you.DrPillzRedux wrote:you need to have your entire blood line traced up to a native who signed up under the dawes act and most didnt kekcedarbridge wrote:Is <0.1% enough to get you into (((the tribe)))?
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
and why would i do that
edit: i mistyped act meant to be rolls
edit: i mistyped act meant to be rolls
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this
a correct post by pillz
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
Because the only way to read your post is that somehow the Dawes act applies to jews.DrPillzRedux wrote:and why would i do that
edit: i mistyped act meant to be rolls
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
so you dumped all your points into str and end at the expense of int and cha
big deal in today's society
big deal in today's society
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
I wonder if Zhong Zhong and Hua Hua are still alive.
I play:
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Also, I'm a Game Admin or something right now. You can tell me how I'm doing here
I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
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I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
Jews also consider themselves a tribe, as one of the 12 tribes of IsraelDemonFiren wrote:tribe
thus natives
Of course the majority these days can't trace their linage back to anything even remotely resembling that, but hey, details right?
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
fun fats;DemonFiren wrote:so you dumped all your points into str and end at the expense of int and cha
big deal in today's society
your str stat does not reflect your true strength
if you are retarded, you get a bonus to true strength - tardstrength
if you are high int, you get a bonus to true strength - increased muscle fibre activation
chimps, gorillas and monkeys, for example have massive true strength but incredibly low int and end because they expend all their strength at once.
i don't know about you, but my brain has two halves; left, and right swipe.
str gives a boost to cha.
your power and meta game is lacking irl.
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Re: 23&Me / Ancestry.com results thread & circlejerk
>str gives a boost to cha
then how come virtually nobody on this forum likes you?
then how come virtually nobody on this forum likes you?
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