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Qustinnus
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Post by Qustinnus » #459251

hello i am floyd you might know me from great PRs such as

- clown car
- moodies (hate it or love it)
- ethereal
- adding half the ambience we currently use
- food preferences
- adding round and full bellies

i'm looking for new PRs to work on so if anyone wants to be an ebin ideas guy and has money I'm for sale. (also if I like the idea enough I might do it 4 free)
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Post by Nabski » #459253

What on this list are you most interested in?

-station/gameplay improvements
-job QOL
-side antag/event
-full antag/event
-additional soundwork

If it touches sprites and mapping would you rather we provide our own parts there, since that isn't listed in your resume?

Both my brother and I have worked with this person and can confirm they do good things.
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Post by Qustinnus » #459257

gameplay and shennanigans are my top items. I'm good with mob code as its the things I work the most on and I usually enjoy PRs that interact with people directly the most.

Sprites are usually ok I'm befriended with 2 good spriters so if theres a bounty I usually try to cut them in depending on the amount of work they did (or ask if they wanna help if its for free code)

I'm okay with maps except when its shuttles, but I usually let people map things into their maps themselves as this is how the pipeline should work (because maintaining 7 maps on the code-side is a bit too much especially when dealing with merge conflicts)

antags i've never tried but it really depends on how good I think the idea is; it's a bit mentally straining to try and get antags in because theres a high quality bar for it.

Soundwork depends as our sound system is lacking and I'm not proficient enough with it to improve it.
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Post by Lumbermancer » #459281

Crab People.
aka Schlomo Gaskin aka Guru Meditation aka Copyright Alright aka Topkek McHonk aka Le Rouge
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Post by Qustinnus » #459287

Lumbermancer wrote:Crab People.
i think I'll get sent to paradise station if i make more than one race pr in a year
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Post by Nabski » #459288

Qustinnus wrote:
Lumbermancer wrote:Crab People.
i think I'll get sent to paradise station if i make more than one race pr in a year
PR: Updates the lore of mushroom people
PR: Updates the abilities of mushroom people
PR: Updates the arm sprites of mushroom people
PR: Adds mushroom people to magic mirror and race transformations
PR: Mushroom people helmets can be removed by burn damage (actually bugged makes them always invisible)
PR: Renames mushroom people to crab people.

Didn't even have to add a new race, we just modified an existing one that wasn't currently being used. RIP arm and planetstation.
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Post by SaveVatznick » #459491

Why not fix existing issues.
Leora Fleebish is every bad part of me stuffed into a 32x32 sprite.
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Post by Deitus » #459498

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SaveVatznick wrote:Why not fix existing issues.
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Post by Steelpoint » #459504

No one's going to pay for fixing bugs.
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Post by Qustinnus » #459607

Steelpoint wrote:No one's going to pay for fixing bugs.
tbf this does sound like an amazing deception

>introduce horrid bug thats hard to find
>everyone goes fucking mental trying to fix it
>you, having introduced the bug, offer to fix it for money
>make tons of money

I feel like this might be KevinZ long term plan.

But on a serious note, bugfixing is tedious work that often involves having to learn about someone elses code and does not feel rewarding, I usually only do it when there's an incentitive or if its for my own code. (Because maintaining your own code is common decency). While adding new features is often more fun for coders. Also the issue tracker is bloated with un-reproduceable bugs, issues with bad explanations and non-bugs.
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Post by Qustinnus » #460460

as an addition im also willing to help teach newbies DM for dosh because why not.

ofc I'm not gonna charge for random questions though. that'd be a bit too much. :^)
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Post by Mickyan » #460477

he is a good coderboy but he removed round and full bellies, don't believe the lies in the OP
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Post by confused rock » #461389

Ooh, you fixed belly being round and full? I thought you were a shitler qustinnus but NOW I’m interested
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Post by Nabski » #461957

$2 to remove the clown car.
Extra 50 cents if you do his grace at the same time.
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Post by Kryson » #462018

I hired him to do some work, and frankly, no one knows more about hiring people than me!

He has done some work for me, tremendous work, but nobody is talking about it.

Floyd - great guy, and i know great people, believe me!
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Post by iamgoofball » #462021

makes good code
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Post by Qustinnus » #462723

so far the pr's I have done under commission are as follows:
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/41959
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/41835
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/41825
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/41951

I have room/time for a lot more so feel free to DM me if you also have any cool commissions you'd like to see in the game. Any sprite work for my PRs is done with Mrdoombringer with whom I share the bounties with, so this is included with any commission that you request from me.
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Post by Qustinnus » #470340

finished my last commision and I'm ready for new work, feel free to DM me on discord or post here if you're interested. I'll have a lot of free time the upcoming 3 weeks so I'll get things done fast.
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Post by datorangebottle » #470506

Qustinnus wrote:finished my last commision and I'm ready for new work, feel free to DM me on discord or post here if you're interested. I'll have a lot of free time the upcoming 3 weeks so I'll get things done fast.
Can you look into the ideas in this thread? I don't mind if only some of them make it.

tl;dr: give lifebringers some form of interaction with lavaland without growing obscure heavily modified things that let them do x specific thing(perhaps just a mining pick so that they can mine without cherry bombs).

ashwalkers should always spawn imo. Should have a water puddle like the hermit, so that they don't run out of water and become unable to farm without exploits.

free golems need to be nudged towards the liberator's legacy a bit more, so new players know how to access their science tutorial

derelict drones' joining lockout is prohibitive to it being a construction tutorial.

Solo syndie comms base really needs something to do for the more gaming-type players; roleplayers are all set up, but people who prefer to play a game have nothing to do.

Please just get rid of beach brahs and vet hospital(unless that change is too controversial and interferes with the others). They take valuable slots that could be used on better ghost roles.
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SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
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Post by Qustinnus » #492833

I'm back from being kidnapped by university and am accepting new commisions/bounties again so feel free to DM me anything you'd like to see.
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Post by legoscape » #492834

Yes hello, Can you add cool traitor items thanks :honkman: :toysword:
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Post by bobbahbrown » #492836

rewrite tgui
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Post by Qustinnus » #521357

bump to let everyone know that I still take bounties <3
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Post by tinodrima7020 » #521551

sex verbs, but with euphemisms.
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Post by Qustinnus » #521687

I'll get hit if I port more life web features sorry
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Post by Lazengann » #522251

bee smoker, makes nearby bees docile but they stop visiting plants and producing honey while it's active.

Ideally it'd make all the bees return to their hive, but I believe apiaries produce more bees than can fit so just preventing them from stinging would be fine.
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Post by Tarchonvaagh » #523269

Bee implant: makes you immune to bees and lets you control them with action buttons
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