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On the topic of Iron Shortages, whenever I make 100 borg shells the station runs out of iron and glass. How can this problem be fixed without me having leave the station? I already raid other departments for metal and chairs/tables/floortiles to keep metal stocks up.
Cargo can order half a million iron for 4000 credits (I think), crate recycling not included. If you include that, it's 1 million iron for 4000. Cargo is never gonna do that.
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I dohere. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am
conrad is a badass
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
conrad wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 2:07 pm
Cargo can order half a million iron for 4000 credits (I think), crate recycling not included. If you include that, it's 1 million iron for 4000. Cargo is never gonna do that.
Good to know, although without Exosuit Fab upgrades that's only 10 shells for 4000 credits
conrad wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 2:07 pm
Cargo can order half a million iron for 4000 credits (I think), crate recycling not included. If you include that, it's 1 million iron for 4000. Cargo is never gonna do that.
Wait till these guys find out about the crystalizer, actual money printer
conrad wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 2:07 pm
Cargo can order half a million iron for 4000 credits (I think), crate recycling not included. If you include that, it's 1 million iron for 4000. Cargo is never gonna do that.
Instead of going mining borg the borg should just order iron through the console
conrad wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 2:07 pm
Cargo can order half a million iron for 4000 credits (I think), crate recycling not included. If you include that, it's 1 million iron for 4000. Cargo is never gonna do that.
Instead of going mining borg the borg should just order iron through the console
Which is probably what's gonna happen.
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I dohere. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am
conrad is a badass
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
conrad wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 2:07 pm
Cargo can order half a million iron for 4000 credits (I think), crate recycling not included. If you include that, it's 1 million iron for 4000. Cargo is never gonna do that.
dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 11:04 am
don't let powergamers know that botany is the strongest job that can do anything if you have anything resembling an attention span and 2 brain cells to rub together
I actually do want people to damn well know because cooperation is supposed to be strong but people only want 100% consistent solo methods to get anything
dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 11:04 am
don't let powergamers know that botany is the strongest job that can do anything if you have anything resembling an attention span and 2 brain cells to rub together
I actually do want people to damn well know because cooperation is supposed to be strong but people only want 100% consistent solo methods to get anything
People want solo methods to get things because a majority of the time if you want to do your job, or autism projects, depending on other people is a fast track to it not happening.
We don’t come here to play No power and materials torture, we come here to do our jobs and have fun while doing it.
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:32 pm
all you godamn do is whine and complain come up with ideas, stop bitching for christs sake.
Flatulent wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:02 am
You and anyone who supports the rule 3 as described by mso is simply put not an lrp player
Adam Klein wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 7:18 pm
People want solo methods to get things because a majority of the time if you want to do your job, or autism projects, depending on other people is a fast track to it not happening.
We don’t come here to play No power and materials torture, we come here to do our jobs and have fun while doing it.
It's a multiplayer game with resource limitations within a sandbox. Everyone pulls from the same pool of resources. You have to accept that things cannot be ideal in every scenario. Even the ability to complete tasks that take metal and glass.
If you hold everyone in such contempt for being in the same game as you, then by all means just start stripping the station walls, windows and machinery down for metal and glass. At least then you'll have some interaction with the rest of the server, for however long everyone tolerates it IC and administratively. But I think nothing entitles you to an ideal round. Explicitly, these problems are a part of the experience. You make of the experience what you will, and you make your own solutions to problems.
it takes forever to grow ironwood i think and you also have to process it into iron which is its own process. pdaing botany would be like a 5% success rate with a 30 minute delay
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm
I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm
At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm
I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am
WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10
SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm
If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm
I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:07 pm
Honestly every time I play botany I get bored even the chef doesn't want specific plants.
I think requesting ironwood every round is a great idea.
MY MAN! Sad to see chefs requesting less plants tho, it's because you're getting cucked by the orders console kek
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:07 pm
Honestly every time I play botany I get bored even the chef doesn't want specific plants.
I think requesting ironwood every round is a great idea.
MY MAN! Sad to see chefs requesting less plants tho, it's because you're getting cucked by the orders console kek
Chef and botany are the only jobs that legitimately make me feel stressed out playing them so far.
Armhulen wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 7:04 am
You can tell a job is actually decent when the main draw for the job isn't "chill out and enjoy the comfiness "
That's me with cargo techie. It's the stress free easy dopamine job.
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I dohere. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am
conrad is a badass
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
Try matrix traps, for some reason they start a multiplicative loop of resonator explosions on stone, that clears rocks arguably even faster than 1 streak at a time plasma cut stripmining (that instantly mines 10 tiles at a time in a single line-trajectory for simple plasma costage). For some reason, the counter-point to (our good faith mining is bad) is to make all mining as quick as possible, so you can quickly not be indebted to give minerals to hunt monsters quicker.
With the resonator being so good, there's no reason to bring a pickaxe out other than as a backup shovel for infinite sand. On which note, whoever thought it was a funny idea to nerf Lava-golems by deconstructing the ORM to slow them down by 5 minutes (go to south fuel-bay, deconstruct both R-Windows and print out the parts to rebuild it) and also make lava golems pay premium export rates on every single miner-reward vendor just needs to get a real-life hobby or re-hire at fulp or goonstation for the terminally boring.
The premium export rate is the original price of the item, getting it on the shuttle is discounted from the original price.
I am a big fan of the resonator, I’m not sure it’s faster but it feels more satisfying.