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Qbopper wrote:Qbopper wrote:you decide to ignore the voices in your head until one of them contributes to your quest to retrieve ye flask
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Qbopper wrote:Qbopper wrote:you decide to ignore the voices in your head until one of them contributes to your quest to retrieve ye flask
Limey wrote:its too late.
EDIT: to clarify I appreciate the reference but dennis is not an obvious exitQbopper wrote:Qbopper wrote:Qbopper wrote:you decide to ignore the voices in your head until one of them contributes to your quest to retrieve ye flask
Limey wrote:its too late.
you have:bandit wrote:take inventory
Limey wrote:its too late.
Turn door handle AND then push itQbopper wrote:you try to lodge a plank into the seam between the door and frame to do some flying jump kick shitbman wrote:stick your wooden plank in the seam of the door, get a runner up from across the room and kick it.
there's not really enough room to wedge something into the space, though, so you just try the flying kick to make yourself feel better
the door doesn't budge
you get the smart idea to turn the knob before pushing the doorAnonmare wrote: Turn door handle AND then push it
Limey wrote:its too late.
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
bman wrote:are you trying to burn the metal door with oil
Qbopper wrote:you go back to the solid door
it's made of ... wood
Wyzack wrote:Douse door in remaining oil. Strike flint off bent nail to make sparks and ignite it. Time to burn our way out boys
do you guys mean the wooden door or the planks on the windowArmhulen wrote:OH
BURN THE FUCKING WOOD WITH THE OIL YOU FOOLS
Limey wrote:its too late.
factoryman942 wrote:Burn the wall
the voices in your head begin to cry out for blood arson and property damagebman wrote:BURN THE HOUSE TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
Limey wrote:its too late.
you hold the lamp up to the wall in an attempt to appease your inner pyromaniacfactoryman942 wrote:Lightly scorch the wall then
despite the door feeling a little bit more loose when you turn the knob and push, there's still not enough room to jam something between it and the doorframebandit wrote:turn the knob then try to shove the door open using the loose boards as leverage
Limey wrote:its too late.
whoops sorrybandit wrote:I meant use the boards as a battering ram/extra force to push with
Limey wrote:its too late.
your elaborate plan is ruined when you realize that this is some shitty medieval house and screws aren't a thingJohn_Oxford wrote:trying too hard
Limey wrote:its too late.
you give the door another once over, but it's well made and you won't be able to bash it downbandit wrote:test the door for any weak areas
Limey wrote:its too late.
change it back right fucking nowLimey wrote:Figure out why I want ye flask and how far I'm willing to go for it
What do I have to become?
not fucking happeningArmhulen wrote:change it back right fucking nowLimey wrote:Figure out why I want ye flask and how far I'm willing to go for it
What do I have to become?
a voice in your head begins to question why you would want ye flaskLimey wrote:Figure out why I want ye flask and how far I'm willing to go for it
What do I have to become?
this voice is probably on to somethingArmhulen wrote:WINDOW BOARDS
Limey wrote:its too late.
taking the flask of oil, you pour it as best you can over the boarded up window and try to hold the lamp's flame to itLimey wrote:Light the window boards on fire
Limey wrote:its too late.
Consider the job benefits to being thy dungeonmanQbopper wrote:taking the flask of oil, you pour it as best you can over the boarded up window and try to hold the lamp's flame to itLimey wrote:Light the window boards on fire
it catches and begins to burn
you've probably got a minute to kill
pros:Anonmare wrote:Consider the job benefits to being thy dungeonman
Limey wrote:its too late.
you try to croak as if you were a frogArmhulen wrote:twiddle my thumbs and try to imitate a frog
Limey wrote:its too late.
you do a little danceArmhulen wrote:do a lil jig
Limey wrote:its too late.
you can't see everything immediately, butArmhulen wrote:look through
Limey wrote:its too late.
you climb on through, avoiding self immolationArmhulen wrote:hop on through and head towards the shed
Limey wrote:its too late.
you push the door openArmhulen wrote:I see shed. I enter shed.
Limey wrote:its too late.
you get rakeArmhulen wrote:acquire rake, destroy bird's nest.
you go to the fountain wondering what fucking crazed personality in your head would make you do something like thatbandit wrote:Search the fountain for coins or some shit
Limey wrote:its too late.
DO ITQbopper wrote:you get rakeArmhulen wrote:acquire rake, destroy bird's nest.
you shamelessly beat the shit out of the birds nest with the rake (awkwardly)
an egg falls out and shatters on the ground
that's a fucking fetus you just killed
you go to the fountain wondering what fucking crazed personality in your head would make you do something like thatbandit wrote:Search the fountain for coins or some shit
as you approach you can see that it is filled with murky green water\
that shit's probably been building up algae and shit for years, if you stick your hand in it'll probably be like a goddamn pile of dirt
do it anyways y/n
Limey wrote:its too late.
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