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*DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR | *DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR | ||
*HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT | *HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT | ||
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+ | =SCIENCE= | ||
+ | ==RESEARCH DIRECTOR== | ||
+ | *SET ALL OF SCIENCE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS | ||
+ | *GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS IF THE CAPTAIN HASN'T DONE SO ALREADY | ||
+ | *DRAG THE AI'S ASS OUT OF ITS SATELLITE AND INTO SOME SECLUDED PLACE IN MAINT | ||
+ | *SET UP AUXILIARY CLONING USING THE MACHINE BOARDS IN TECH STORAGE | ||
+ | *BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES | ||
+ | *BITCH AT THE MINERS FOR WANTING BETTER FUCKING GEAR | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==SCIENTIST== | ||
+ | *DON'T RESEARCH ADVANCED MINING YOU RETARD | ||
+ | *I SAID DON'T | ||
+ | *BAD DOGGIE | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===WHAT YOU RESEARCH=== | ||
+ | *STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING | ||
+ | *STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY | ||
+ | *STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY | ||
+ | *STEP 4: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY | ||
+ | *STEP 5: ROLL TIDE (EXCEPT FOR MINING TECH BECAUSE FUCK EM) | ||
+ | |||
+ | *THIS MEANS THAT CARGO DOESN'T WASTE THEIR POINTS ORDERING AUTO RIFLE AMMO CRATES, WHICH ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE AS FUCK. | ||
+ | *ALSO IT MEANS THAT SECURITY CAN PRINT OUT ION CARBINES FOR THE OCCASIONAL SYNDICATE MECH | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===WHAT THE FUCK ELSE=== | ||
+ | *XENOBIO IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT CAN'T DO JACK IN 20 MINUTES | ||
+ | *CIRCUITRY MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING THROUGH XTREME POWERGAME | ||
+ | *EXPERIMENTOR CAN CLONE SHIT | ||
+ | *TOXINS IS MOSTLY FOR GENERATING RESEARCH POINTS, I GUESS YOU CAN BOMB THE SYNDIE SHUTTLE IF YOU WANT THOUGH | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==ROBOTICIST== | ||
+ | *MAKE BORGS | ||
+ | *MAKE BORGS | ||
+ | *IF YOU SPAWN WITH RIPLEY BOARDS, BUILD A FIREFIGHTER | ||
+ | *STRAP A DRILL ONTO IT | ||
+ | *PILOT IT INTO MANLY BATTLE AGAINST A DARK MAULER | ||
+ | *DRILL THEIR ASSES | ||
+ | *WIN | ||
+ | |||
+ | =CARGO= | ||
+ | *MOVE FREIGHT | ||
+ | *MOVE CRATES | ||
+ | *MOVE FREIGHT | ||
+ | *MOLEST CITRUS | ||
+ | *ORDER WT-550 AUTO RIFLE CRATES | ||
+ | *DONT ORDER AUTO RIFLE AMMO CRATES | ||
+ | *DISTRIBUTE GUNS | ||
+ | *SELL ALL OF THE PLASMA THE MINERS BRING BACK | ||
+ | *ORDER MORE AUTO RIFLE CRATES | ||
+ | *DONT ORDER ENERGY GUNS OR OTHER LAME ASS LASER WEAPONRY BECAUSE SYNDIES CAN DEFLECT THEM WITH ESWORDS/ESHIELDS |
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- ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
- ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING?
- WELL, YOU CAN BEAT THOSE PEOPLE ON THEIR TINY DEFORMED HEAD WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.
MEDICAL
CMO
- SET ALL OF MEDICAL TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
- SET UP A DEFIB MOUNT IN MEDBAY LOBBY
- I DUNNO GO DO WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE (USUALLY TB CURE)
MEDICAL DOCTORS/VIROLOGIST/CHEMISTS
YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT. ITS FUCKING EASY.
- STEP 1: GRAB A 30u BOTTLE OF EPINEPHRINE (THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE)
- STEP 2: GO INTO CHEMISTRY
- STEP 3: GRAB A BEAKER, INJECT 10u OXYGEN, POTASSIUM, SUGAR
- STEP 4: MIX THE EPINEPHRINE AND THE CRYPTOBIOLIN TOGETHER
- STEP 5: CONGRATS YOU JUST FUCKING MADE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
- STEP 6: GRAB AN OXYGEN DEPRIVATION FIRST AID KIT, THEY'RE SCATTERED ACROSS THE STATION IN OXYGEN LOCKERS (THERE ARE ALSO KITS IN MEDBAY STORAGE)
- STEP 7: GRAB 2 SALBUTAMOL PILLS
- STEP 8: GRIND THEM USING THE GRINDER IN CHEMISTRY
- STEP 9: MIX 50u OF THE LIQUID SALBUTAMOL WITH 50u OF THE SPACEALLIN YOU CREATED EARLIER
- STEP 10: SYNTHESIZE THE RESULTING 100u INTO 10 PILLS, FUNGAL TB HAS A SHITTY ASS CURE CHANCE OF 5 WHICH MEANS THAT THE MORE SHIT YOU GET INJECTED WITH THE BETTER
VIROLOGIST
- OH DAWWW YOU MADE A HEALING VIRUS
- OH FUCK FUNGAL TB JUST OVERPOWERED IT AND KICKED ITS ASS
- MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR PANSY ASS HEALING VIRUSES DON'T AND CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST FUNGAL TB
- DON'T FUCKING MAKE HEALING VIRUSES
TIPS
- THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
- THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
- THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
- FOLLOWING THOSE STEPS ABOVE RESULTS IN 120u OF SPACEALLIN
- JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
- YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO SLEEPERS AND INJECT THEM WITH SABULTAMOL IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET AN OXY DEPRIV KIT
- VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND THEN TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
- GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
- HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE HARDSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A HARDSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH
GENETICISTS
- HULK IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE THE OPS HAVE BALLISTIC WEAPONRY AND DON'T USE STUNS
- ALSO, HULKS CAN'T USE GUNS, WHICH HANDICAPS YOUR ASS PRETTY HARD
- NO SERIOUSLY, HULK IS SHIT AGAINST OPS
- TWO COMPETENT GENETICISTS CAN GET ALL 6 POWERS WITHIN 20 MINUTES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PERMANENTLY DOSED WITH MUTADONE
- COLD RESISTANCE IS GOOD FOR SPACEWALKING WITHOUT A HARDSUIT
- TELEKINESIS IS GOOD FOR MURDERING OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS
- XRAY IS GOOD SO YOU CAN MURDER OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS FROM WITHIN MAINT
- CHAMELEON IS GOOD SO YOU CAN MURDER OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS FROM WITHIN MAINT WHILST BEING INVISIBLE
- DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR
- HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT
SCIENCE
RESEARCH DIRECTOR
- SET ALL OF SCIENCE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
- GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS IF THE CAPTAIN HASN'T DONE SO ALREADY
- DRAG THE AI'S ASS OUT OF ITS SATELLITE AND INTO SOME SECLUDED PLACE IN MAINT
- SET UP AUXILIARY CLONING USING THE MACHINE BOARDS IN TECH STORAGE
- BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
- BITCH AT THE MINERS FOR WANTING BETTER FUCKING GEAR
SCIENTIST
- DON'T RESEARCH ADVANCED MINING YOU RETARD
- I SAID DON'T
- BAD DOGGIE
WHAT YOU RESEARCH
- STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING
- STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
- STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
- STEP 4: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
- STEP 5: ROLL TIDE (EXCEPT FOR MINING TECH BECAUSE FUCK EM)
- THIS MEANS THAT CARGO DOESN'T WASTE THEIR POINTS ORDERING AUTO RIFLE AMMO CRATES, WHICH ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE AS FUCK.
- ALSO IT MEANS THAT SECURITY CAN PRINT OUT ION CARBINES FOR THE OCCASIONAL SYNDICATE MECH
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE
- XENOBIO IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT CAN'T DO JACK IN 20 MINUTES
- CIRCUITRY MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING THROUGH XTREME POWERGAME
- EXPERIMENTOR CAN CLONE SHIT
- TOXINS IS MOSTLY FOR GENERATING RESEARCH POINTS, I GUESS YOU CAN BOMB THE SYNDIE SHUTTLE IF YOU WANT THOUGH
ROBOTICIST
- MAKE BORGS
- MAKE BORGS
- IF YOU SPAWN WITH RIPLEY BOARDS, BUILD A FIREFIGHTER
- STRAP A DRILL ONTO IT
- PILOT IT INTO MANLY BATTLE AGAINST A DARK MAULER
- DRILL THEIR ASSES
- WIN
CARGO
- MOVE FREIGHT
- MOVE CRATES
- MOVE FREIGHT
- MOLEST CITRUS
- ORDER WT-550 AUTO RIFLE CRATES
- DONT ORDER AUTO RIFLE AMMO CRATES
- DISTRIBUTE GUNS
- SELL ALL OF THE PLASMA THE MINERS BRING BACK
- ORDER MORE AUTO RIFLE CRATES
- DONT ORDER ENERGY GUNS OR OTHER LAME ASS LASER WEAPONRY BECAUSE SYNDIES CAN DEFLECT THEM WITH ESWORDS/ESHIELDS