Guide to food and drinks

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Drinks

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (50 units) or shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will show the one with biggest amount.

The lower is the drink's strength value, the stronger it is.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
Absinthe.png Absinthe 80 1 part Absinthe A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. Has a chance to cause hallucinations.
Ale.png Ale 55 1 part ale A warm pint of delicious ale. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
Banana juice glass.png Banana Juice N/A 1 part banana juice The raw essence of a banana. HONK Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: Juice bananas.
Beer.png Beer 55 1 part beer A freezing pint of beer. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Berry juice glass.png Berry Juice N/A 1 part berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? To acquire: Juice berries.
Carrot juice glass.png Carrot juice N/A 1 part carrot juice It is just like a carrot but without crunching. Heals eye damage.
To acquire: Juice carrots.
Brownglass.gif Coffee N/A 1 part coffee Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Cognac glass.png Cognac 45 1 part cognac Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Cream glass.png Milk Cream N/A 1 part milk cream Ewwww... Heals brute damage.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
Dr gibb glass.png Dr. Gibb N/A 1 part Dr. Gibb Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Gin N/A 1 part gin It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each.
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64px Grape Juice N/A 1 part grape juice The juice of a bunch of grapes. Guaranteed non-alcoholic. To acquire: Juice grapes.
Water glass.png Holy Water N/A 1 part holy water A glass of holy water. Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism.
To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
Ice glass.png Glass of Ice N/A 1 part ice Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Kahlua glass.png Kahlúa 45 1 part Kahlúa DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
Lemon juice glass.png Lemon Juice N/A 1 part lemon juice Sour... To acquire: Juice lemons.
Lemon lime glass.png Lemon-Lime N/A 1 part Lemon-Lime You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Lime juice glass.png Lime Juice N/A 1 part lime juice A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. Heals toxic damage.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
Cream glass.png Milk N/A 1 part milk White and nutritious goodness! Heals brute damage.
To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Milk.png Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Cream glass.png Nothing N/A 1 part nothing Absolutely nothing. Heals mimes of brute damage.
To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing.
Orange juice glass.png Orange Juice N/A 1 part orange juice Vitamins! Yay! Heals suffocation damage.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
Poison berry juice glass.png Poison Berry Juice N/A 1 part poison berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Juice poison berries.
Rum glass.png Rum 45 1 part rum Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Water glass.png Soda Water N/A 1 part soda water Why not make a scotch and soda? Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Cream glass.png Soy Milk N/A 1 part soy milk White and nutritious soy goodness! Heals brute damage.
To acquire: From Soymilk.gif Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Space cola glass.png Space Cola N/A 1 part Space Cola A glass of refreshing Space Cola. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
Space mountain wind glass.png Space Mountain Wind N/A 1 part Space Mountain Wind Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Space up glass.png Space-Up N/A 1 part Space-Up Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Teaglass.gif Tea N/A 1 part tea Drinking it from here would not seem right. To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Teqilla glass.png Tequila 35 1 part tequila Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Water glass.png Tonic Water N/A 1 part tonic water Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Tomato juice glass.png Tomato Juice N/A 1 part tomato juice Are you sure this is tomato juice? Heals burn damage
Blood shows the same way.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
Brownglass.gif Potato Juice N/A 1 part potato juice Bleh... To acquire: Juice potatoes.
Vermouth glass.png Vermouth 45 1 part vermouth You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka 45 1 part vodka The glass contain wodka. Xynta. To acquire: Mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
Water glass.png Water N/A 1 part water The father of all refreshments. To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
Tomato juice glass.png Watermelon Juice N/A 1 part watermelon juice A glass of watermelon juice. To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
Whiskeyemoji.png Whiskey 45 1 part whiskey A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Wine glass.png Wine 45 1 part wine A very classy looking drink. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).
Dr gibb glass.png Welder Fuel N/A 1 part welder fuel Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Find a Welder fuel tank.

Mixed Drinks

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 45 5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 35 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
Aloe.gif Aloe 35 3 part watermelon juice, 1 part milk cream, 2 part whiskey Very, very, very good.
Amasec.gif Amasec 35 1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka Always handy before COMBAT!!! Warhammer 40k drink
Andalusia.gif Andalusia 35 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice A nice, strange named drink.
Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 25 2 parts vodka, 1 part milk cream, 1 part ice The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen
Arnold palmer.png Arnold Palmer N/A 1 part lemon juice, 1 part tea Encourages the patient to go golfing.
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb N/A 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
B-52.png B-52 25 1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail
Bacchus blessing.png Bacchus' Blessing 300 1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. Can kill you if you drink enough, but better than sterilizine when used in surgery.
Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 35 2 parts rum, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice Tropic cocktail. Existing cocktail
BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 25 1 part banana juice, 1 part milk cream, 1 part sugar A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
To acquire: Juice bananas.
Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 45 1 part milk cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice Barefoot and pregnant. Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 25 2 parts lime juice, 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Repeatedly stuns. Makes 4 parts instead of 5.
Bilkglass.gif Bilk 55 1 part beer, 1 part milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. Slowly heals brute damage
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 35 3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 35 1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. IBA official cocktail
Bluecherryshake.png Blue Cherry Shake N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
Boogerglass.gif Booger 45 1 part milk cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice Ewww...
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 35 2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 15 2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail A stingy drink. Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
Cherryshake.gif Cherry Shake N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. A cherry flavored milkshake.
Chocolatepudding.gif Chocolate Pudding N/A 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
Chocolate glass.png Chocolate N/A 5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder Tasty. Heats up if frozen
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 35 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
Cafelatteglass.gif Coffee Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 45 2 parts rum, 1 part Space Cola A classic mix of rum and cola. Heals revolutionaries.
IBA official cocktail
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 35 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 35 1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa Creepy time! Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
DoctorDelight.gif Doctor's Delight N/A 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part milk cream, 1 part Cryoxadone A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Doesn't heal you anymore.
ClassicMartini.png Driest Martini 25 1 part Nothing, 1 part gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
Drunkenblumpkin.png Drunken Blumpkin 35 1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
Nog2.png Eggnog 1 5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise 35 1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice The surprise is, it's green!
Fetching fizz.png Fetching Fizz 10 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 units instead of 2.
Gibbfloats.gif Gibb Floats N/A 5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 45 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 55 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 25 10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
64px Grape Soda N/A 1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water Beloved of children and teetotalers.
Grappa.png Grappa 45 1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
Green beer glass.png Green Beer 55 10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grog.gif Grog 90 1 part water, 1 part rum A fine and cepa drink for Space. Exists in real world
Hearty punch.png Hearty Punch 10 5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315) Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 unit instead of 15.
Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight N/A 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
Hoochglass.gif Hooch 35 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welder fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer 55 5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated
Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep, heals toxin damage
IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb 25 1 part irish cream, 1 part ale An Irish car bomb. Exists in real world
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 35 2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 35 2 parts whiskey, 1 part milk cream It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 25 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan.png Manhattan 45 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 15 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Margarita.png Margarita 35 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! IBA Official Cocktail
Mead.gif Mead 45 2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Exists in real world
Water glass.png Moonshine 25 5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola N/A 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed
Reference to Fallout.
Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin N/A 1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Stuns you repeatedly
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster N/A 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Patronglass.gif Patron 45 10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Pumpkinlatte.gif Pumpkin Latte N/A 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
RedMead.gif Red Mead 45 1 part mead, 1 part blood A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten 35 1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. Heats you up if you are frozen
Exists in real world
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver Cocktail 35 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. Quickly removes radiation for engineers.
IBA Official Cocktail
Silencer.gif Silencer 15 1 part Nothing, 1 part milk cream, 1 part sugar A drink from mime Heaven. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals mimes.
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 15 5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine A blue-space beverage.
SnowWhite.gif Snow White 45 1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime A cold refreshment.
Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb 15 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
TequillaSunrise.png Tequila Sunrise 35 2 parts tequila, 1 part orange juice Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... IBA Official Cocktail
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 45 2 parts beer, 4 parts ale A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
Orangeglass.gif Thirteen Loko 35 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. Wakes you up, cools you down if overheated
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 15 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 15 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
64px Triple Citrus N/A 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice Triple the citrus, triple the fun. Can be used to make Colorful Reagent.
Vanillapudding.gif Vanilla Pudding N/A 5 part milk, 5 part vanilla, 5 part eggyolk A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 25 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 35 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 35 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 35 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water Ultimate refreshment.
Whiskey sour.png Whiskey Sour 35 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 35 3 Black Russian, 2 part milk cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. IBA Official Cocktail
Brownglass.gif ..What? N/A Fail a recipe You can't really tell what this is. You get this when there is something else in the glass

Food

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

Hungerlevels.gif The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that gets into your body but also make it metabolize healing reagents slower for a longer effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

Ingredients

Butcherknife.pngButcheringGibber.png

This is how you get your meat Meat.png.

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in 1 meat slab and 1 skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.

Knife.pngRolling Pin.png Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

Picture Food name How to acquire
Breadslice.png Bread Slice Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches.
Cakeslice.png Cake Slice Slice any cake with your knife.
Pizzaslice.png Pizza Slice Slice any pizza with your knife.
Doughslice.png Dough Slice Slice a flat dough with your knife.
Flatdough.png Flat Dough Flatten a dough with your rolling pin.
Rawmeatcutlet.png Raw Cutlet Slice a meat with your knife.
Piedough.png Pie Dough Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin.
Rawpastrybase.png Raw Pastry Base Slice a pie dough with your knife.
Potato wedges.png Potato Wedges Slice a potato with your knife.
Cheese Wedge.png Cheese Wedge Slice a cheese wheel with your knife.

Processor.png Processor

Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
Bacon.png Raw Bacon Process one raw cutlet.
Faggot.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
Fries.png Space Fries Process one plate of potato wedges.
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Roastparsnip.png Roast Parsnip Process one parsnip.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soy bean.
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti Process one dough slice.
Tortilla.png Tortilla Process one corn.
Yakiimo.png Yaki Imo Process one sweet potato.

Blender.png All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your ChemMaster.png CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to acquire
Universal Enzyme.png Universal Enzyme Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay.
Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chilis.
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour.png Flour Grind wheat or oat stalks.
Rice.png Rice Grind rice stalks.
Ricebowl.png Rice Bowl Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
Dough.png Dough Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
Cakebatter.png Cake Batter Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)
Begg.png Egg Yolk Break an egg into a beaker.
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid.
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
Pepper.png Pepper Grind pepper-mills in cafe.
Moonshine.png Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 universal enzyme.
Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units Sugar.
Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme.
Sugar.gif Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
Cherry.png Cherry Jelly (My favorite!) Grind cherries.
Bluecherry.png Blue Cherry Jelly (My favorite!) Grind blue cherries.

Microwave.png Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture Cooked food How to acquire
Baconcooked.png Bacon Microwave a raw bacon.
Bread.png Plain Bread Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes.
Bun.png Bun Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers.
Pastrybase.png Pastry Base Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.
Pizzabread.png Pizza Bread Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
Pie.gif Plain Pie Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
Regularcake.png Plain Cake Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes.
Spiderleg.png Boiled Spider Leg Microwave a spider leg.
Meatcutlet.png Cutlet Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.
Meatstake.png Meat Steak Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave a sandwich.
Popcorn.png Popcorn Microwave a corn.
Fries.png Space Fries Microwave one plate of potato wedges.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-pocket Microwave a Donk-pocket.
Begg.png Boiled Egg Microwave an egg.
Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
Khinkali.png Khinkali Microwave a Raw Khinkali.

Icecream Vat.png Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone.png Waffle Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit Sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone.png Chocolate Cone 1 Waffle Cone + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from Chocolate) Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Icecream.png Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Icecream.png Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Icecream.png Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
Blue Icecream.png Blue Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using crafting, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Burger.png Burger 1 bun + 1 meat steak 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger.
Baconburger.png Bacon Burger 1 bun + 3 cooked bacon + 3 cheese wedge 19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
Brainburger.png Brain Burger 1 bun + 1 Brain 8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1 bun + 1 Clown Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1 bun + 1 Mime Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 1 bun + 1 tofu 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger 1 bun + 1 Wizard Hat 8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 1 bun + 1 xeno meat steak 9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Ali-yum!
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 1 bun + 5 units slime jam or 5 units cherry jelly 2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin My insides are burning!
Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 1 bun + 1 Ectoplasm 7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendixburger.png Appendix Burger 1 bun + 1 Appendix 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Tastes like appendicitis
Fivealarmburger.png Five Alarm Burger 1 bun + 2 ghost chili Better call the burn center beforehand...
Ratburger.png Rat Burger 1 bun + 1 dead mouse 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin What did you expect?
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 meat steak 17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 cheese wedges + 5 meat steak
+ 4 Tomatoes + 2 boiled eggs + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper
44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Baseball.png Home Run Baseball Burger 1 bun + 1 Baseball Bat 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatbread.png Meatbread 1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Xbread.png Xeno-Bread 1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spidermeatloaf.png Spider Meatloaf 1 plain bread +3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread 1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana 20 Banana, 20 Nutriment Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Bananabread.gif Mimana Bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana Sliceable.
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread 1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges + 5 units milk 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Baguette.png Baguette 2 pastry base + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin The mimes favorite.
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jellytoast.png Jelly Toast 1 bread slice + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly 1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Twobread.png Two Bread 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 wine 2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Classy.
Rorosandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Notasandwich.png Not-a-Sandwich 1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
Icecreamsandwich.png Ice Cream Sandwich 1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream 2 Nutriment, 2 Ice Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza 1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Donkpocketpizza.png Donk Pocket Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 Cheesewedge 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Dankpizza.png Dank Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Sassysagepizza.png Sassysage Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Faggots + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza 1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato 25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes 6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2 tomato pastas 12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 faggots 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 1 boiled spaghetti + 4 faggots 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Lawyer's choice!
Chowmein.png Chowmein 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
Beefnoodle.png Beef Noodle 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 Cutlet + 1 Cabbage

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato 7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin What, no crackers?
Bloodsoup.png Blood Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Slimesoup.png Slime Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam 1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore 2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin Not very funny.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:


Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
Omnizine, Banana,
Blood, Slime Jelly,
Toxin, Oculine,
Carbon

This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle 2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo.png Milo Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus 9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato 7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew.png Stew 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom 14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Ice, ice, baby!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Oatmeal.png Oatmeal 1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk
Sweetpotatosoup.png Sweet Potato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes
Redbeetsoup.png Red Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 1 Bowl + 20 units water 20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) Make you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Carpfillet.png Imitation Carp Fillet 5 units Carpotoxin + 1 tofu 3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 1 bun + 1 Carp Fillet 3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin Slightly toxic.
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper 6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 space fries + 1 Carp meat 6 Nutriment The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Ffish.png Fish Fingers 5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp meat 4 Nutriment Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Sashimi.png Carp Sashimi 1 spider egg + 1 carp meat + 5 units soy sauce 6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Sausage.png Sausage 1 faggot + 2 cutlets 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Spidereggsham.png Green Eggs and Ham 2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt 6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin You swear it's still moving.
Cornedbeef.png Corned beef and cabbage 1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
Bearsteak.gif Filet Migrawr 1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter) 2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
Khinkali.png Raw Khinkali 1 Dough slice + 1 faggot 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Microwave to finish preparing.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple 8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesirsalad.png Aesir Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Duuuuuuuuuude.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 faggot 8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin Heals everyone! Not really
Melonfruitbowl.png Melon Fruit Bowl 1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia The only salad where you can eat the bowl
Fruitsalad.png Fruit Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
Junglesalad.png Jungle Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
Citrusdelight.png Citrus Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon 9 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Banana 4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 plain pie + 1 tofu 10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Made of plants, or not?
Xpie.png Xeno Pie 1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Apple 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin The traditional dessert.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Cherry 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amapie.png Amanita Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Amanita 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar 13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet 8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!
Gtart.png Golden Apple Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin Tastes like chaos!
Blumpkinpie.png Blumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin Toxic!
Dulcedebatata.png Dulce de Batata 5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato sliceable
Frostypie.png Frostypie 1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry
Bearypie.png Beary Pie 1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
Grapetart.png Grape Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Carrots 20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Cake Hat 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
Applecake.png Apple Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Apples 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Braincake.png Brain Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Brain 20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Oranges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Limecake.png Lime Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Limes 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Lemons 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Chocolate Bars 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Pumpkinspicecake.png Pumpkin Spice Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Pumpkin 32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin Sliceable.
Slimecake.png Slime Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Slime Extract 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Cak.png Cak 1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium N/A A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin, and the cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 boiled eggs + 2 cheese wedges 8 Nutriment Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 boiled egg + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment No bacon bits?
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Clogs your arteries, healthily!
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 faggot 4 Nutriment Contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hotdog.png Hot Dog 1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup 6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Benedict.png Eggs Benedict 1 fried egg + 1 meat steak + 1 bread slice 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Beans.png Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup 10 Nutriment Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Donut.png Donut 1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jdonut1.gif Jelly Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice or slime jam or cherry jelly 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin, Security members recover more morale with these.
Donut1.gif Chaos Donuts 1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar

Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine

Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles.png Waffles 2 pastry base 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen 8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy 3 Nutriment Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie 1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin.png Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk 6 Nutriment Muffin!
Berrymuffin.png Berry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry 6 Nutriment A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberrymuffin.png Booberry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm 6 Nutriment My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker.png Cracker 1 pastry base + 1 salt 1 Nutriment Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed 5 Nutriment Heals brute damage with opium!
Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Oatmealcookie.png Oatmeal cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk
Raisincookie.png Raisin Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4noraisin
Cherrycupcake.png Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Cherry
Bluecherrycupcake.png Blue Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry
Dankpocket.png Dank-pocket 1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis 3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
Khachapuri.png Khachapuri 1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk 12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
Chococornet.png Chocolate Cornet 1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
Honeybun.png Honey Bun 1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 boiled egg + 1 Chocolate Bar 4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Chococoin.png Chocolate Coin 1 Coin + 1 Chocolate Bar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
Chocodice.png Fudge Dice 1 Die + 1 Chocolate Bar 3 Nutriment, 1 Coco You get a fudge die after eating it.
Chocoorange.png Chocolate Orange 1 Orange + 1 Chocolate Bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units water + 5 units Sugar + 1 Apple 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Happy Halloween generic shift!
Sundae.png Sundae 5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
Honkdae.png Honkdae 5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
Spacefreezy.png Space Freezy 5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
Honeybar.png Honey Nut Bar 1 Oat + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin EE EEE!
Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 Chanterelle 5 Nutriment Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin At least it wasn't the dog.
Enchi.png Enchiladas 2 cutlets + 2 Chilis + 2 Tortilla 8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin Spicy.
Wrap.png Egg Wrap 1 fried egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce 5 Nutriment The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Burrito.png Burrito 1 Tortilla + 2 Soybeans Delicious!
CheesyBurrito.png CheesyBurrito 1 Tortilla + 2 Cheeswedge + 1 Soybeans
CarneBurrito.png Carne de Asada Burrito 1 Tortilla + 2 Cutlet + 1 Soybeans
PlasmaBurrito.png Fuego Plasma Burrito 1 Tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
Kebab.png Kebab 1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail 8 Nutriment You get the metal rod back after eating.
Nachos.png Nachos 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
CheesyNachos.png Cheesy Nachos 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt + 1 Cheeswedge 7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 1 Salt
Cuban Nachos.png Cuban Nachos 1 Tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas 6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen It's evil, don't touch it!
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps 6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Melonkeg.gif Melon Keg 1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units Vodka
Riceandpork.png Rice and Pork 1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet 18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine It's rice and ..."pork".
Eggbowl.png Eggbowl 1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding 1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
Meatbun.png Meat Bun 5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 faggot + 1 Cabbage 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Has the potential to not be Dog.
Lizardwine.png Bottle of Lizard Wine 1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol Lizard wine has a booze power of 45.


Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food How to acquire
Custom Bread Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pizza Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger Use ingredients on a bun.

Vending Machine Food

Vendsnack.gif Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy.png Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Cup Ramen.png Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips.png Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Beef Jerky.png Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
4no Raisins.png 4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
Space Twinkie.png Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers.png Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,

Vendcola.gif Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol or sugar in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola.png Space Cola Cola. in space.
Space Mountain Wind.png Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind.
Dr Gibb.png Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
Star-kist.png Star-kist Made up of Cola and orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up.png Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Lemon-Lime.png Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon-Lime.

Vendcoffee.gif Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee.png Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea.png Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Duke Purple Tea.png Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.

Other food

Picture Item Description
Cookie.gif Cookie A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.