Guide to drinks

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Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

Drink Strength

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you. [Show/hide]

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Taste Drink Description Notes
Absinthe.png Absinthe 80 1 part Absinthe Death and licorice A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. Has a chance to cause hallucinations.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
Ale.png Ale 65 1 part ale Hearty barley ale A warm pint of delicious ale. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
Amaretto.png Amaretto 25 1 part Amaretto Fruity and nutty sweetness A gentle and syrup like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
Lemon juice glass.png Aloe Juice N/A 1 part aloe juice Vegetable A healthy and refreshing juice. 30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.
To acquire: Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
Applejack glass.png Applejack 20 1 part applejack An honest day's work at the orchard The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
Apple juice.png Apple Juice N/A 1 part apple juice Apples The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. Don't ask why it's green. To acquire: Juice an apple.
Banana juice glass.png Banana Juice N/A 1 part banana juice Banana The raw essence of a banana. HONK Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: Grind or juice bananas.
Beer.png Beer 25 1 part beer Mild carbonated malt A freezing pint of beer. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Berry juice glass.png Berry Juice N/A 1 part berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? To acquire: Juice berries.
Bitters.png Bitters 70 1 part bitters Spiced alcohol A bartender's best friend To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 3 bottles of Bitters.
Lemon lime glass.png Bungo Juice N/A 1 part bungo juice Succulent bungo Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: Juice bungo fruit
Carrot juice glass.png Carrot juice N/A 1 part carrot juice Carrots It is just like a carrot but without crunching. Heals eye damage.
To acquire: Juice carrots.
Champagne glass.gif Champagne 40 1 part champagne Auspicious occasions and bad decisions A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
Banana juice glass.png Clown's Tears N/A 1 part clown's tears Not very funny. To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.
Gin vodka glass.png Coconut Rum 21 1 part coconut rum Coconut rum The distilled essence of the beach. Tastes like bleach-blonde hair and suncream. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Breezy Shoals Coconut Rum, 100 units each.
Brownglass.gif Coffee N/A 1 part coffee Bitterness Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Cognac glass.png Cognac 75 1 part cognac Angry and irish Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Cream glass.png Creme de Coconut 20 1 part creme de coconut A sweet milky flavor with notes of toasted sugar A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Lime juice glass.png Creme de Menthe 20 1 part creme de menthe A minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Chocolate glass.png Creme de Cacao 20 1 part creme de cacao A slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Curacao.png Blue Curacao 30 1 part curacao Blue orange Made with laraha oranges, for an aromatic finish. Beautifully blue To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. 5 Bottles of Beekhof Blauw Curaçao in Booze-o-mat
Dr gibb glass.png Dr. Gibb N/A 1 part Dr. Gibb Cherry soda Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Dreadnog.png Dreadnog 1 1 part Dreadnog Custard and alcohol For suffering during a period of joy. Worst-tasting drink in the game, gives a huge mood debuff.
To acquire: Order a Dreadnog Carton Crate for 1000cr in cargo
Fernetglass.png Fernet 80 1 part Fernet Utter bitterness Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving.
To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from an emagged Service borg shaker.
Brownglass.gif Garlic Juice N/A 1 part garlic juice Crushed (not juiced) garlic. Chefs love it. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u).
To acquire: Grind garlic.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Gin 45 1 part gin An alcoholic christmas tree It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each.
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Grappa.png Grappa 60 1 part wine, 10 units universal enzyme (catalyst) Classy bitter sweetness A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
Grenadine.png Grenadine N/A 1 part grenadine Sweet pomegranates Delicious flavored syrup. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
Ice glass.png Glass of Ice N/A 1 part ice Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Hakka mate.gif Hakka-Mate N/A 1 part Hakka-Mate Bubbly yerba mate A Martian-made yerba mate soda, dragged straight out of the pits of a hacking convention. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Hakka-Mate, 30u each.
Hard cider glass.png Hard Cider 25 1 part hard cider The season that falls between winter and summer Apple juice, for adults. Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
Water glass.png Holy Water N/A 1 part holy water A glass of holy water. Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism.
To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
Kahlua glass.png Kahlúa 45 1 part Kahlúa DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
Lemon juice glass.png Lemon Juice N/A 1 part lemon juice Sourness Sour... To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
Lemon lime glass.png Lemon-Lime N/A 1 part Lemon-Lime Tangy lime and lemon soda You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Lime juice glass.png Lime Juice N/A 1 part lime juice Unbearable sourness A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. 20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
Melon soda.gif Melon Soda N/A 1 part melon soda Fizzy melon A neon green hit of nostalgia. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 cans of Kansumi Melon Soda, 30 units each.
Lime juice glass.png Menthol N/A 1 part menthol Mint Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. Prevents coughing.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
Cream glass.png Milk N/A 1 part milk Milk White and nutritious goodness! 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Milk.png Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Cream glass.png Milk Cream N/A 1 part cream Creamy milk Ewwww... 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Navy Rum 90 1 part navy rum A life on the waves Splice the mainbrace, and God save the King. It's white rum To acquire:. In Booze Dispenser, In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Pride of the Union Navy-Strength Rum.
Cream glass.png Nothing N/A 1 part nothing Nothing Absolutely nothing. Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them.
To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
Orange juice glass.png Orange Juice N/A 1 part orange juice Oranges Vitamins! Yay! 30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
Parsnip juice glass.png Parsnip Juice N/A 1 part parsnip juice Parsnip Why... To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
Peach juice glass.png Peach Juice N/A 1 part peach juice Peaches Just peachy. To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
Pineapplejuice.png Pineapple Juice N/A 1 part pineapple juice Pineapple Tart, tropical, and hotly debated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
Plum Juice N/A 1 part plum juice Plums Refreshing and slightly acidic beverage. To acquire: Juice plums.
Plum Wine 20 1 part plum wine A poet's love and undoing A poet's love and undoing. To acquire: Ferment plums.
Poison berry juice glass.png Poison Berry Juice N/A 1 part poison berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Juice poison berries.
Brownglass.gif Potato Juice N/A 1 part potato juice Irish sadness Bleh... To acquire: Juice potatoes.
Rice beer.gif Rice Beer 5 1 part rice beer Mild carbonated malt A light, rice-based lagered beer popular on Mars. Considered a hate crime against Bavarians under the Reinheitsgebot Act of 1516. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 10 cans of Shimauma Ichiban, 40 units each.
Rum glass.png Rum 60 1 part rum Spiked butterscotch Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Sakecup.png Sake 70 1 part sake Sweet rice wine A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Gin vodka glass.png Shochu 45 1 part shochu Stiff rice wine Also known as soju or baijiu, this drink is made from fermented rice, much like sake, but at a generally higher proof making it more similar to a true spirit. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Shu-Kouba straight Shochu, 100 units each.
Sodawater.gif Soda Water N/A 1 part soda water Carbonated water Why not make a scotch and soda? Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Sol dry glass.png Sol Dry N/A 1 part Sol Dry Sweet ginger spice A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger. Reduces disgust.
To acquire: Soda dispenser. 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
Cream glass.png Soy Milk N/A 1 part soy milk Soy milk White and nutritious soy goodness! 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
To acquire: Biogenerator or from Soymilk.gif Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Space cola glass.png Space Cola N/A 1 part Space Cola Cola A glass of refreshing Space Cola. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
Space mountain wind glass.png Space Mountain Wind N/A 1 part Space Mountain Wind Sweet citrus soda Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Space-up glass.gif Space-Up N/A 1 part Space-Up Cherry soda Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Teaglass.gif Tea N/A 1 part tea Tart black tea Drinking it from here would not seem right. Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins.
To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
Teqilla glass.png Tequila 70 1 part tequila Paint stripper Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Toechtauese.png Toechtauese Juice N/A 1 part Toechtauese Juice Fiery itchy pain Raw, unadulterated töchtaüse juice. One swig will fill you with regrets. To acquire: Juice toechtauese Berries
Toechtauese.png Toechtauese syrup N/A 6 parts Toechtauese Juice, 4 parts Sugar Sugar, spice, and nothing nice A harsh spicy and bitter syrup, made from töchtaüse berries. Useful as an ingredient, both for food and cocktails
Tomato juice glass.png Tomato Juice N/A 1 part tomato juice Tomatoes Are you sure this is tomato juice? 20% chance to heal 1 burn damage.
Blood shows the same way.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
Water glass.png Tonic Water N/A 1 part tonic water Tart and fresh Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Orange juice glass.png Triple Sec 30 1 part triple sec A warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
Rootbeer.png Two-Time Root Beer N/A 1 part root beer a monstrous sugar rush A popular, old-fashioned brand of root beer, known for its extremely sugary formula. Might make you want a nap afterwards. Drastically improves your fire rate with guns while it's in your system, while making you dizzy and jittery. When it leaves your system, deals stamina damage and makes you drowsy proportional to how long you had it in your system.

To acquire: 1 bottle in soda vending machines.

Vermouth glass.png Vermouth 45 1 part vermouth Dry alcohol You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka 65 1 part vodka Grain alcohol The glass contain wodka. Xynta. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
24Volt energy.png 24-Volt Energy N/A 1 part 24-Volt Energy Sour pear An artificially coloured and flavoured electric energy drink, in lanternfruit flavour. Made for ethereals, by ethereals. Recharges ethereals.
To acquire: In soda vending machines, 3 cans of 24-Volt Energy, 30 units each.
Voltaic Yellow Wine 30 1 Part Voltaic Yellow Wine Static, with a hint of sweetness Electrically charged wine. Recharges ethereals, but nontoxic to other races. Counts as "food" for Etherials. Reference to Yakuza: Like a Dragon.

To Acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.

Water glass.png Water N/A 1 part water The father of all refreshments. Dilutes the effects of alcohol and slowly removes drunkenness.

To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.

Tomato juice glass.png Watermelon Juice N/A 1 part watermelon juice Juicy watermelon A glass of watermelon juice. To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
Dr gibb glass.png Welder Fuel N/A 1 part welding fuel Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
Whiskeyglass.png Whiskey 75 1 part whiskey Molasses A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Wine glass.png Wine 35 1 part wine Bitter sweetness A very classy looking drink. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (10u enzyme instantly turns it into grappa).
Tomato juice glass.png Yūyake 40 1 part Yūyake Sweet melon A sweet melon liqueur from Japan. Considered a relic of the 1980s by most, it has some niche use in cocktail making, in part due to its bright red colour. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Moonlabor Yūyake, 100 units each.

Mixed Drinks

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Taste Drink Description Notes
AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 70 3 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid Stomach acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Agua.png Agua Fresca N/A 4 parts watermelon juice, 1 part ice, 2 parts water, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part menthol Cool refreshing watermelon A refreshing watermelon agua fresca. Cools down if overheated and reduces toxins. Results in 3 parts instead of 10.
Alexander.png Alexander 50 1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream Bitter, creamy cacao A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.
IBA Official Cocktail
AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 45 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka Bitter yet free A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
Aloe.gif Aloe 35 3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey Sweet n creamy Very, very, very good.
Alexander Amaretto.png Amaretto Alexander 35 1 part Amaretto , 1 part cream, 1 part creme de cacao Sweet, creamy cacao A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
Amasec.gif Amasec 35 1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka Dark and metallic Always handy before COMBAT!!! Warhammer 40k drink
Amaterasu.gif Amaterasu 54 1 part shochu, 2 parts Berry Juice, 1 part vodka, 1 part grenadine, 5 parts soda water Sweet nectar of the gods. Named for Amaterasu, the Shinto Goddess of the Sun, this cocktail embodies radiance- or something like that, anyway.
Andalusia.gif Andalusia 40 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice Lemons A nice, strangely named drink.
Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 35 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice Jack Frost's piss The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen.
Arnold palmer.png Arnold Palmer N/A 1 part lemonade, 1 part Iced tea Bitter tea Encourages the patient to go golfing.
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb 0 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Da bomb Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
B-52.png B-52 85 1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac Angry and irish Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail
Bacchus blessing.png Bacchus' Blessing 300 1 part Hooch, 1 part absinthe, 1 part Manly Dorf, 1 part Syndicate Bomb A wall of bricks Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. Can kill you if you drink enough.
Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 35 2 parts rum, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part pineapple juice Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of coffee Tropic cocktail. Existing cocktail
BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 60 1 part laughter, 1 part cream A bad joke A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
Bananashake.png Banana Milkshake N/A 1 part Banana, 1 part Ice, 1 part cream thick banana Ook ook! Eek eek!
Banzai ti.gif Banzai-Tī 40 1 part yuyake, 1 part triple sec, 1 part gin, 1 part rum, 1 part tequila, 1 part vodka, 2 parts Triple Citrus, 2 parts soda water An asian twist on a liquor cabinet A variation on the Long Island Iced Tea, made with yuyake for an alternative flavour that's hard to place.
Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 45 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice Creamy berries Barefoot and pregnant. Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
Bastionbourbon.png Bastion Bourbon 30 1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice Hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.

Spirit from Bastion

BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 60 2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron JUSTICE Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
Berry blast.png Berry Blast Smoothie N/A 1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk, 1 part Cream Mixed berry A classic drink, freshly made with hand picked berries. Or, maybe not.
Between the sheets.png Between the Sheets 55 1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice Seduction A provocatively named classic. Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.
IBA Official Cocktail
Bilkglass.gif Bilk 15 1 part beer, 1 part milk Desperation and lactate A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. 10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 70 3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa Bitterness For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
Blank paper drink.gif Blank Paper 20 1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola Bubbling possibility A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. Heals and mutes mimes.
Blazaam glass.gif Blazaam 70 1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust
Grind a bluespace crystal
, 2 parts gin 		Alternate realities The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 55 1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice Tomatoes with a hint of lime Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
Bluecherryshake.png Blue Cherry Shake N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly Creamy blue cherry A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
Blue hawaiian.png Blue Hawaiian 30 1 part pineapple juice, 1 part lemon juice, 2 parts coconut rum, 1 part curacao The Aloha State Sweet, sharp and coconutty.
Boogerglass.gif Booger 45 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice Sweet n creamy Ewww...
Bosozuko.gif Bōsōzoku 6 1 part rice beer, 1 part Lemonade Bittersweet lemon A simple summer drink from Mars, made from a 1:1 mix of rice beer and lemonade.
BrancaMenta.png Branca Menta 35 1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice A bitter freshness A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 60 2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa Alcoholic bravery Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Temporarily increases maximum health and will overcome phobias. Existing cocktail
Bug spray.gif Bug Spray 50 2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka The pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Caramelshake.png Caramel Milkshake N/A 1 parts cream, 1 parts caramel, 1 parts ice Sweet rich creamy caramel A caramel flavored milkshake.
Cinderelladrink.png Cinderella N/A 10 parts pineapple juice, 10 parts orange juice, 5 parts lemon juice, 5 parts ice, 20 parts Sol Dry, 2 parts bitters Sweet tangy fruit Most definitely a cocktail and something you can drink with the girls. Not really
ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 50 2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail Your brain coming out your nose A stingy drink. Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
Cherryshake.gif Cherry Shake N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. Creamy tart cherry A cherry flavored milkshake.
Chocolate glass.png Chocolate N/A 5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder Creamy chocolate Tasty. Heats up if frozen
Chocolate glass.png Chocolate Milk N/A 3 parts Hot Coco, 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature. Chocolate milk Tasty. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
Choccyshake.png Chocolate Milkshake N/A 1 parts cream, 1 parts cocoa powder, 1 parts ice Sweet creamy chocolate A frosty chocolate milkshake.
Chocolatepudding.gif Chocolate Pudding N/A 5 parts Cocoa, 5 parts Cream, 2 part Egg Yolk A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 60 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth Dry class Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
Cafelatteglass.gif Cafe Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part milk Bitter cream A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Cream soda.png Cream Soda N/A 2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla Fizzy vanilla A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
Crevicespike.png Crevice Spike -10 2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin A bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 50 3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice A refreshing marriage of citrus and rum A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. Heals revolutionaries.
IBA official cocktail
CucumberLemonade.png Cucumber Lemonade N/A 3 parts lemon lime, 2 parts cucumber juice, 1 part ice Citrus soda with cucumber The smell of cucumber from lemonade, I'm sure I won't get poisoned?
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 75 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Sweet tasting iron Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 70 1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa Bitter iron Creepy time! Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
DoctorDelight.gif Doctor's Delight N/A 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone Homely fruit A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless your roundstart job is in the medical department, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
Driestmartini.png Driest Martini 65 1 part Nothing, 1 part gin A beach Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
Drunkenblumpkin.png Drunken Blumpkin 50 1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice Molasses and a mouthful of pool water A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
Duplex drink.png Duplex 25 2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice Green apples and blue raspberries An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
Nog2.png Eggnog 1 2 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream Custard and alcohol For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise 35 1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice Tartness and bananas The surprise is, it's green!
Ersatzche.gif Ersatzche 6 3 parts pineapple juice, 5 parts rice beer, 1 part Capsaicin, 1 part sugar Spicy pineapple beer Sweet, bitter, spicy- that's a great combination.
Fanciulli.png Fanciulli -10 1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet A sweet sobering mix What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.
Existing drink.
FernetCola.png Fernet Cola 25 1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola Sweet relief A very popular and bittersweet digestive, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
Fetching fizz.png Fetching Fizz 10 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron Charged metal Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.

Spirit from Bastion

Fringeweaver.png Fringe Weaver 90 9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar Ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Four bit.gif Four Bit 26 2 parts hakka-mate, 2 parts rum, 1 part lime juice Cyberspace A drink to power your typing hands.
Funky monkey.png Funky Monkey Smoothie N/A 1 part Coco, 1 part Milk, 1 part Banana Juice Chocolate and Banana A classic drink made with chocolate and banana. No monkeys were harmed, officially.
Gibbfloats.gif Gibb Floats N/A 5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream Creamy cherry Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass. Fills you up.
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 45 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice Dry, tart lemons Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
Ginger Amaretto.png Ginger Amaretto 30 1 parts Amaretto, 1 part Sol Dry, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part ice Sweetness followed by a soft sourness and warmth The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 25 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water Mild and tart A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Gin garden.png Gin Garden N/A 1 part lime juice, 1 part sugar, 3 parts cucumber juice 3 parts gin, 5 parts Sol Dry, 2 parts ice light gin with sweet ginger and cucumber Excellent cooling alcoholic drink with not so ordinary taste.
Godfather.png Godfather 50 1 parts amaretto, 1 part whiskey A delightful softened punch A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
Godmother.png Godmother 50 1 parts amaretto, 1 part vodka Sweetness and a zesty twist A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 25 10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold Burning cinnamon 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grapesoda.png Grape Soda N/A 1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water Grape soda Beloved of children and teetotalers. Cools you down if overheated.
Grasshopper.png Grasshopper 25 5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao Chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. IBA Official Cocktail
Green beer glass.png Green Beer 25 10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder Green piss water A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Green giant.png Green Giant Smoothie N/A 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Milk, 1 part Lime Juice Green, just green A classic drink, if you enjoy juiced wheatgrass and chia seeds.
Grog.gif Grog 1 1 part water, 1 part rum A poor excuse for alcohol A fine and cepa drink for Space. Exists in real world
Hearty punch.png Hearty Punch 90 5 parts Brave Bull, 5 parts Syndicate Bomb, 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315) Bravado in the face of disaster Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.

Spirit from Bastion

Helianthus.png Helianthus 75 1 part absinthe, 1 part Mindbreaker Toxin, 1 part sugar Golden memories A dark yet radiant mixture of absinthe and hallucinogens. The choice of all true artists. Causes hallucinations.
Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight N/A 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster Giving peace a chance A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
Thejuice.png The Juice 50 1 part Mushroom Tea, 1 part Bluespace Dust, 1 part Mindbreaker Toxin, 1 part Neurotoxin, 1 part Morphine. Like, the future, man A concoction of not-so-edible things that apparently lets you feel like you're in two places at once. Lets the drinker see bluespace tears in reality, allowing them to freely teleport from one end to the other, akin to the "Bluespace Prophet" trauma.
Hivemind eraser.gif Hivemind Eraser 40 2 parts Black Russian, 1 part Grenadine, 1 part Thirteen Loko Psychic links A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you. See Hivemind Host.
Hoochglass.gif Hooch 100 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 unit universal enzyme (catalyst) Pure resignation You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era.
Hot ice coffee.gif Hot Ice Coffee N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part Hot Ice Slush
Grind Hot Ice. 50u per sheet.
 		Bitter coldness and a hint of smoke A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer 15 5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil Refreshingly cold A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated
Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee Bitter coldness A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts tea Sweet tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
Imperial mai tai.png Imperial Mai Tai 52 1 part navy rum, 1 part rum, 1 part lime juice, 1 part triple sec, 1 part korta nectar Spicy nutty rum For when orgeat is in short supply, do as the spacers do- make do and mend.
IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb 25 1 part irish cream, 1 part ale The spirit of Ireland An Irish car bomb. Exists in real world. Can detonate a Clown Car if the subject has over 30u in their system.
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 35 2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee Giving up on the day Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 50 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream Creamy alcohol It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world
Italiancoco.png Italian Hot Chocolate N/A 5 parts Hot Coco, 4 parts whipped cream, 1 parts corn starch Thick creamy chocolate An extra thick hot chocolate filled with love.
Jack rose.png Jack Rose 15 2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice A sweet and sour slice of apple A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie. Exists in real life
Kamikaze.png Kamikaze 60 1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice Divine windiness Divinely windy. IBA Official Cocktail
Kings ransom.png King’s Ransom 26 2 parts gin, 5 parts rice beer, 2 parts Berry Juice, 1 part bitters Bitter raspberry A stiff, bitter drink with an odd name and odder recipe.
Konococo rumtini.png Konococo Rumtini 20 3 parts coffee, 3 parts kahlua, 2 parts coconut rum, 2 parts sugar Coconut coffee Coconut rum, coffee liqueur, and espresso- an odd combination, to be sure, but a welcomed one.
Kortara.png Kortara 25 Ferment korta nuts Sweet nectar A sweet, milky nut-based drink enjoyed on Tizira. Frequently mixed with fruit juices and cocoa for extra refreshment. The fermented nectar of the Korta nut, as enjoyed by lizards galaxywide.
Kumicho.png Kumichō 62 2 parts Godfather, 1 part shochu, 1 part bitters Rice and rye A new take on a classic cocktail, the Kumicho takes the Godfather formula and adds shochu for an Asian twist.
Lemonade.png Lemonade N/A 2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice Sunshine and summertime Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Lizardwine.png Lizard Wine 45 1 Lizard Tail, 100 units Ethanol Scaley sweetness An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu Crafting menu hud icon.png.
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 35 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila A mixture of cola and alcohol The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan.png Manhattan 30 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth Mild dryness The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 45 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium Death, the destroyer of worlds A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Margarita.png Margarita 35 2 parts tequila, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice Dry and salty On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! IBA Official Cocktail
Maui sunrise.png Maui Sunrise 15 2 parts coconut rum, 2 parts pineapple juice, 1 part yuyake, 1 part Triple Citrus, 4 parts Lemon-Lime Sunrise over the Pacific Behind this drink's red facade lurks a sharp, complex flavour.
Mauna loa.png Mauna Loa 40 2 parts Bahama Mama, 2 parts capsaicin oil, 1 part Kahlua Firey, with an aftertaste of burnt flesh Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart! Can make you very hot.
Mead.gif Mead 30 2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) Sweet, sweet alcohol A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Exists in real world
Melon baller.png Melon Baller Smoothie N/A 1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Milk Fresh melon A wonderfully fresh melon smoothie. Guaranteed to brighten your day.
Mojito.png Mojito 30 1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol Refreshing mint A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. IBA Official Cocktail
Moonshine.png Moonshine 95 5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) Bitterness You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
Moscow mule.png Moscow Mule 30 5 parts Sol Dry, 5 parts vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice Refreshing sweetness A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
Narsour.png Nar'Sour 10 1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part Demons Blood Bloody A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
Nekomimosa.gif Nekomimosa 17 2 parts yuyake, 2 parts watermelon juice, 1 part champagne MELON A syrupy mess of a cocktail, dedicated to a felinid popstar that took Mars by storm a few years ago.
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola N/A 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola The future Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up and gives you higher speed.
Reference to Fallout.
Old timer.png Old Timer 35 3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander Simpler times An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. Makes you older. And older, and older.
Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin 50 1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A numbing sensation A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 0 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lemon juice Your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Painkiller drink.png Painkiller 20 5 parts Creme de Coconut, 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice Sugary tartness Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.) Gives a small painkiller bonus, used when treated with bone gel.
Patronglass.gif Patron 60 10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver Metallic and expensive Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
PepperminPatty.png Peppermint Patty 25 6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol Mint and chocolate This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
Pina colada.png Pina Colada 40 3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part rum Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of the ocean A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Planet cracker.gif Planet Cracker 50 2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold Triumph with a hint of bitterness This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. Results in 4 parts instead of 6. (If one part is 5 units, three units egg yolk will be left over and have to be filtered out, scales. Haven't done the math yet, to see what is really needed)
PodTeslaGlass.png Pod Tesla 80 5 parts Telepole, 3 parts Brave Bull, 5 parts Admiralty. Victory, with a hint of insanity Ride the lightning!  Recharges etherials, suppresses phobias, and gives strong temporary shock resistance. Makes 15 parts instead of 12. Grants a full - on immunity to tesla shocks. Useful if the supermatter is about to explode/has exploded, or if someone is taking a mech armed with a tesla cannon for a joyride.
Orange juice glass.png Pruno 85 First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of moldy bread, 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds. Your tastebuds being individually shanked Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done. Disgusting.
Pumpkinlatte.gif Pumpkin Latte N/A 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream Creamy pumpkin A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
Quadrupesec.png Quadruple Sec 35 5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts grenadine An invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. Heals people with security personnel livers 1 damage in all body parts per tick.
Quintiplesec.png Quintiple Sec 55 5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb THE LAW Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. Heals people with security personnel livers 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Has a high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
RedMead.gif Red Mead 31 1 part mead, 1 part blood Sweet and salty alcohol A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Red city am.gif Red City AM 5 5 parts rice beer, 1 part lime, 1 part Red Bay, 1 part Soy Sauce, 2 parts tomato juice Breakfast in a glass A breakfast drink from New Osaka, for when you really need to get drunk at 9:30 in the morning in more socially acceptable manner than drinking bagwine on the bullet train. Not that you should drink this on the bullet train either.
Red planet.png Red Planet 45 2 parts shochu, 2 parts triple sec, 2 parts vermouth, 1 part grenadine, 1 part bitters The spirit of freedom Made in celebration of the Martian Concession, the Red Planet is based on the classic El Presidente, and is as patriotic as it is bright crimson.
Red queen.png Red Queen N/A 6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum
Fly amanita
 		Wonder DRINK ME. Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
Royroger.gif Roy Rogers N/A 2 parts Space Cola, 1 part Grenadine Fruity overlysweet cola 90% sugar in a glass. Induces a sugar rush.
Rubberneck.png Rubberneck 60 5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame Artificial fruityness A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet. Makes you immune to shocks.
WhiskeyCola.png Rum and Coke 40 2 parts rum, 1 part space cola Cola The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
Saibasan.png Saibāsan 20 2 parts shochu, 2 parts yuyake, 3 parts Cherry Jelly, 3 parts Triple Citrus Betrayal A drink glorifying Cybersun's enduring business..
Sanraizusoda.gif Sanraizusōda 6 1 part yuyake, 2 parts soda water, 1 part cream, 1 part ice Creamy melon soda It's a melon cream soda, except with alcohol- what's not to love? Well... possibly the hangovers.
Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten 70 1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin Hot and spice A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. Heats you up if you are frozen
Exists in real world
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver Cocktail 55 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice Oranges A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. CE, engineers and atmos techs will heal toxin if they're irradiated and drink this.
IBA Official Cocktail
Sentai quencha.gif Sentai Quencha 28 2 parts melon soda, 1 part Triple Citrus, 1 part shochu, 1 part curacao Ultimate ninja power Based on the galaxy-famous "Kyūkyoku no Ninja Pawā Sentai", the Sentai Quencha is a favourite at anime conventions and weeb bars.
Shirley.png Shirley Temple N/A 2 parts Sol Dry, 1 part Grenadine Sweet cherry syrup and ginger spice Ginger ale with processed grenadine. Reduces disgust
Sidecar.png Sidecar 45 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice Delicious freedom The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. IBA Official Cocktail
Silencer.gif Silencer 59 1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar A pencil editor A drink from mime Heaven. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 35 5 parts vodka, 1 part Liquid Dark Matter, 5 part wine Concentrated matter A blue-space beverage. Makes you immune to SM hallucinations and sucks nearby objects towards you.
SnowWhite.gif Snow White 35 1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime Refreshing cold A cold refreshment.
Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk Creamy coffee A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Squirtcider.png Squirt Cider 40 2 parts water, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part nutriment, 1 part Salt Stale bread with a staler aftertaste Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is. Spirit from Bastion
Stinger.png Stinger 25 10 parts cognac, 5 parts creme de menthe A slap on the face in the best possible way A snappy way to end the day. IBA Official Cocktail
Strawberry banana.png Strawberry Banana Smoothie N/A 1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk, 1 part Banana Juice Strawberry and banana A classic drink which countless souls have bonded over...
Strawberryshake.png Strawberry Milkshake N/A 1 part Berry juice, 1 part Ice, 1 part cream. sweet strawberries and milk A strawberry milkshake, far superior to those with weaker chocolate inclined tastebuds.
Sugarrush.png Sugar Rush 10 2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine Your arteries clogging with sugar Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb 90 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer Purified antagonism A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
T glass.png T N/A 1 part nothing, 1 part tea One of your 26 favorite letters You expected to find this in a soup, but this is fine too. If you're a mime, mutes you, heals your toxin damage and reduces sleep and drowsiness
TelepoleGlass.png Telepole 50 1 part Voltaic Yellow Wine, 2 parts Dark And Stormy, 1 Part Sake The Howling Storm A grounding rod in the form of a drink.  Recharges etherials, and gives temporary shock resistance. Grants immunity to shocks akin to grey bull, and recharges Etherials.

Reference to Limbus Company

TequillaSunrise.png Tequila Sunrise 45 2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine Oranges with a hint of pomegranate Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
The Hat 80 1 part plum wine, 1 part ethanol, 1 part water Something perfumy A single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 100 1 parts beer, 2 parts ale Hair on your chest and your chin A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
Thirteenloko.png Thirteen Loko 80 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee Jitters and death This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium Dryness A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 25 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Spicy toxins Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
Trappist beer glass.png Trappist Beer 40 2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar Dried plums and malt A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
Triplecitrus.png Triple Citrus N/A 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice Extreme bitterness Triple the citrus, triple the fun. Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
Turbo.gif Turbo 85 2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide
2 parts Ammonia
3 parts Hydrogen
1 part Nitrogen

2 parts Oxygen
1 part Nitrogen

Temperature 525K
, 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game 		The outlaw spirit A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
Vanilla dream.png Vanilla Dream Smoothie N/A 1 part vanilla, 1 part milk, 1 part cream Creamy vanilla A classic drink made with vanilla and fresh cream.
Vanillashake.png Vanilla Milkshake N/A 1 parts cream, 1 parts vanilla, 1 parts ice Sweet creamy vanilla A vanilla flavored milkshake. The basics are still good.
Vanillapudding.gif Vanilla Pudding N/A 5 parts cream, 5 parts vanilla, 2 parts eggyolk A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 70 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water Tart bitterness For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 65 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth Shaken, not stirred A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water Soda Ultimate refreshment.
Whiskey sour.png Whiskey Sour 35 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar Sour lemons Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
White hawaiian.png White Hawaiian 16 2 parts Coconut Milk, 1 part coconut rum, 1 part kahlua
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 50 5 Black Russian, 3 part cream Bitter cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. IBA Official Cocktail
Wizz fizz.gif Wizz Fizz 50 1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec Friendship! It is magic, after all A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.
Brownglass.gif ..What? N/A Fail a recipe You can't really tell what this is. You get this when there is something else in the glass
Yuyakita.png Yūyakita 40 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice, 1 part yūyake Death A hell unleashed upon the world by an unnamed patron.

Lizard Drinks

Drinks with Tizirian origins.

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Taste Drink Description Notes
Drunken espatier.png Drunken Espatier 65 2 part mushi kombucha, 2 parts moonshine, 1 part berry juice Sorrow Look, if you had to get into a shootout in the cold vacuum of space, you'd want to be drunk too. A drink to make facing death easier.
Shroomy bottle.png Mushi Kombucha N/A 3 parts mushroom tea, 2 parts korta nectar, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst) A popular summer beverage on Tizira, made from sweetened mushroom tea. A glass of (slightly alcoholic) fermented sweetened mushroom tea. Refreshing, if a little strange.
Mushroom tea.png Mushroom Tea N/A 1 part mushroom powder, 5 parts water Mushrooms A savoury glass of tea made from polypore mushroom shavings, originally native to Tizira. Oddly savoury for a drink. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Protein blend.png Protein Blend 65 1u organic slurry, 1u korta flour, 1u blood, 2u ethanol Regret A vile blend of protein, pure grain alcohol, korta flour, and blood. Useful for bulking up, if you can keep it down. Vile, even by lizard standards.
Sea breeze.png Sea Breeze 15 3 parts kortara, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part creme de cacao Mint choc chip Light and refreshing with a mint and cocoa hit- like mint choc chip ice cream you can drink! Minty, chocolatey, and creamy.
Triumphal arch.png Triumphal Arch 60 5 part mushi kombucha, 2 parts grappa, 2 parts lemon juice, 1 part gold Victory A drink celebrating the Lizard Empire and its military victories. It's popular at bars on Unification Day. A toast to the Empire, long may it stand.
White tiziran.png White Tiziran 50 5 Black Russian, 3 part kortara Strikes and gutters A mix of vodka and kortara. The Lizard imbibes. I had a rough night and I hate the fucking humans, man.

Mothic Drinks

Drinks with Mothic origins.

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Taste Drink Description Notes
Admirality.png Admiralty 100 3 parts Navy rum, 1 part fernet, 1 part vermouth Haughty arrogance A refined, bitter drink made with navy rum, vermouth and fernet.
Darknstormy.png Dark and stormy 50 3 parts Rum, 7 part Sol Dry Ginger and rum A classic drink arriving to thunderous applause.
Longjohn.png Long John Silver 50 4 part Navy rum, 1 part bitters, 5 part lemonade Rum and spices A long drink of navy rum, bitters, and lemonade. Particularly popular aboard the Mothic Fleet as it's light on ration credits and heavy on flavour.
Longhaul.gif Long Haul 35 4 part Navy rum, 3 part curacao, 2 part sugar, 1 part bitters, 15 part sodawater Companionship A perfect companion for a lonely long haul flight
Saltandswell.png Salt and swell 60 4 part Navy rum, 3 part Toechtauese syrup, 2 part Egg White, 1 part Saline-Glucose Solution Salt and spice A bracing sour with an interesting salty taste
Tich toch.png Tich Toch 75 6 parts Tiltaellen, 2 parts Toechtauese syrup, 2 part vodka Spicy sour cheesy yoghurt A mix of Tiltällen, Töchtaüse Syrup, and vodka. It's not exactly to everyones' tastes. Disgusting
Tiltaellen.png Tiltaellen 10 8 parts Yoghurt, 1 parts Vinegar, 1 part Salt Sour cheesy yoghurt A lightly fermented yoghurt drink with salt and a light dash of vinegar. Has a distinct sour cheesy flavour. Disgusting
Tropicalstorm.png Tropical storm 40 2 part rum, 2 parts curacao, 4 parts triplecitrus, 2 part Pineapple juice The tropics A taste of the Caribbean in one glass.

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Vendcola.gif Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola.png Space Cola 30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Space Mountain Wind.png Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Dr Gibb.png Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Star-kist.png Star-kist Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up.png Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
Purple can.png Pwr Game The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
Lemon-Lime.png Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
Canned air.png Canned air 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
Energy drink.png Grey Bull Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
Monkey energy.png Monkey Energy Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the grill and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Removes drowsiness, reduces sleep time and cools you down if overheated, makes you jittery and dizzy. Also makes you say boomer lines if overdosed (over 60u). Contains 50u.
Sol dry.png Sol Dry 30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces disgust.

Vendcoffee.gif Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee.png Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea.png Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Duke Purple Tea.png Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts milk and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K. Alternatively mix 1 part chocolate milk with 2 parts milk and heat to 320K.
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