Guide to Ghetto Chemistry

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Assistant.png
 
George Melons, the Assistant says:
"Hey, kid. Wanna buy some Space Drugs? You askin' how I made it? Well, I threw a bunch of random trash an'a dead mouse in a blender and heated it up with a lighter, of course! Easy as that."


Starting out

So, you are an average Greytide and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it? First off, you're gonna wanna get these things to get started with ghetto chem.

  • Beaker.png A few beakers, soda cans, bottles, etc
  • Table.png A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor

Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:

  • Blender.png An all in one grinder, to grind up shit for your meth experimental chemistry

Optionally:

  • Assistant.png A couple friends (that is, if you have any)
  • ChemMaster.png A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.

tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters, and igniters to heat containers as well.

Grindables

Not only can you steal things, but you can also shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!

If you're stealing from Botany, check out the Guide to hydroponics.

Chemical Sources Notes
Aluminum Soda cans (crush on your head first), tin cans, deconstruct smart metal foam grenades
Blood Dead mouse (rude!), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human
Carbon Cigarette butts, coal, wood
Copper Cable coils
Cryoxadone Steal one of the spare cryoxadone beakers from medical
Ethanol Spraycans
Fluorine A very small amount in water bottles
Fluorosulfuric acid Deconstruct smart metal foam grenades
Fluorosurfacant Deconstruct cleaner grenades
Gibs Dead mouse
Hydrogen Glowsticks
Iodine Toner cartridge, photographs, pens Toner cartridges can be found in airlock painters.
Iron Electronics, lighters, tin cans, toner cartridge, pens, plasteel, power cells, reinforced glass
Lithium Power cells, potato batteries
Lye Soap
Mercury Analyzer
Nicotine Cigarettes, cigars
Nitrogen Lightbulbs
Nutriment Food
Oil Lighters, using a beaker on oil spills
Omnizine Heated donk pockets
Oxygen Glowsticks and canned air
Phenol Glowstick
Phosphorus Matches, deconstruct a teargas grenade
Plasma Plasteel, Solid plasma, Plasma glass
Potassium Deconstruct a tear gas grenade
Silicon Analyzer, circuit board, electronics, glass, light bulbs, power cells, reinforced glass
Sodium Chloride Salt shakers A reagent analyzer says a salt shaker contains table salt, but this functions the same as sodium chloride.
Silver sulfadiazine Ointment
Smart foaming agent Deconstruct a smart metal foam grenade
Space cleaner Deconstruct cleaner grenades
Styptic powder Bruise packs
Sugar Donuts, everything except ramen from Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machines, Dutch hot coco, deconstruct a tear gas grenade
Sulfur Flare
Sulphuric Acid Circuit board (tiny amounts)
Water Sinks, or Water tanks
Welding Fuel Lighters, or Welding fuel tanks
Gold Robust Gold cigarettes (premium cigarette vendor item)