Guide to drinks
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.
A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.
A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you. [Show/hide]
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.
Basic Drink Ingredients
|Absinthe||80||1 part Absinthe||Death and licorice||A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. |
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|Ale||65||1 part ale||Hearty barley ale||A warm pint of delicious ale.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.|
|Amaretto||25||1 part Amaretto||Fruity and nutty sweetness||A gentle and syrup like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto|
|Aloe Juice||N/A||1 part aloe juice||Vegetable||A healthy and refreshing juice.||30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. |
To acquire: Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|Applejack||20||1 part applejack||An honest day's work at the orchard||The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.|
|Apple Juice||N/A||1 part apple juice||Apples||The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. Don't ask why it's green.||To acquire: Juice an apple.|
|Banana Juice||N/A||1 part banana juice||Banana||The raw essence of a banana. HONK||Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage |
To acquire: Grind or juice bananas.
|Beer||25||1 part beer||Mild carbonated malt||A freezing pint of beer.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).|
|Berry Juice||N/A||1 part berry juice||berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?||To acquire: Juice berries.|
|Bitters||70||1 part bitters||Spiced alcohol||A bartender's best friend||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 3 bottles of Bitters.|
|Bungo Juice||N/A||1 part bungo juice||Succulent bungo||Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.||Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage |
To acquire: Juice bungo fruit
|Carrot juice||N/A||1 part carrot juice||Carrots||It is just like a carrot but without crunching.||Heals eye damage. |
To acquire: Juice carrots.
|Champagne||40||1 part champagne||Auspicious occasions and bad decisions||A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.||To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.|
|Clown's Tears||N/A||1 part clown's tears||Not very funny.||To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.|
|Coffee||N/A||1 part coffee||Bitterness||Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.||Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.|
|Cognac||75||1 part cognac||Angry and irish||Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.|
|Creme de Coconut||20||1 part creme de coconut||A sweet milky flavor with notes of toasted sugar||A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.|
|Creme de Menthe||20||1 part creme de menthe||A minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater||A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.|
|Creme de Cacao||20||1 part creme de cacao||A slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol||A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.|
|Blue Curacao||30||1 part curacao||Blue orange||Made with laraha oranges, for an aromatic finish. Beautifully blue||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. 5 Bottles of Beekhof Blauw Curaçao in Booze-o-mat|
|Dr. Gibb||N/A||1 part Dr. Gibb||Cherry soda||Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.||Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|Fernet||80||1 part Fernet||Utter bitterness||Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.||Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. |
To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from an emagged Service borg shaker.
|Garlic Juice||N/A||1 part garlic juice||Crushed (not juiced) garlic. Chefs love it.||20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u).|
To acquire: Grind garlic.
|Gin||45||1 part gin||An alcoholic christmas tree||It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. |
|Grappa||60||1 part wine, 10 units universal enzyme (catalyst)||Classy bitter sweetness||A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.|
|Grenadine||N/A||1 part grenadine||Sweet pomegranates||Delicious flavored syrup.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.|
|Glass of Ice||N/A||1 part ice||Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...||Cools down. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|Hard Cider||25||1 part hard cider||The season that falls between winter and summer||Apple juice, for adults.||Cools down. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|Holy Water||N/A||1 part holy water||A glass of holy water.||Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. |
To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
|Kahlúa||45||1 part Kahlúa||DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST||Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. |
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
|Lemon Juice||N/A||1 part lemon juice||Sourness||Sour...||To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.|
|Lemon-Lime||N/A||1 part Lemon-Lime||Tangy lime and lemon soda||You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.||Cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|Lime Juice||N/A||1 part lime juice||Unbearable sourness||A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.||20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. |
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|Menthol||N/A||1 part menthol||Mint||Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.||Prevents coughing.|
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|Milk||N/A||1 part milk||Milk||White and nutritious goodness!||20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil. |
To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|Milk Cream||N/A||1 part cream||Creamy milk||Ewwww...||20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|Navy Rum||90||1 part navy rum||A life on the waves||Splice the mainbrace, and God save the King. It's white rum||To acquire:. In Booze Dispenser, In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Pride of the Union Navy-Strength Rum.|
|Nothing||N/A||1 part nothing||Nothing||Absolutely nothing.||Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. |
To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
|Orange Juice||N/A||1 part orange juice||Oranges||Vitamins! Yay!||30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|Parsnip Juice||N/A||1 part parsnip juice||Parsnip||Why...||To acquire: Juice a parsnip.|
|Peach Juice||N/A||1 part peach juice||Peaches||Just peachy.||To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.|
|Pineapple Juice||N/A||1 part pineapple juice||Pineapple||Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.||To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.|
|Plum Juice||N/A||1 part plum juice||Plums||Refreshing and slightly acidic beverage.||To acquire: Juice plums.|
|Plum Wine||20||1 part plum wine||A poet's love and undoing||A poet's love and undoing.||To acquire: Ferment plums.|
|Poison Berry Juice||N/A||1 part poison berry juice||berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?||Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. |
To acquire: Juice poison berries.
|Potato Juice||N/A||1 part potato juice||Irish sadness||Bleh...||To acquire: Juice potatoes.|
|Rum||60||1 part rum||Spiked butterscotch||Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.|
|Sake||70||1 part sake||Sweet rice wine||A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).|
|Soda Water||N/A||1 part soda water||Carbonated water||Why not make a scotch and soda?||Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|Sol Dry||N/A||1 part Sol Dry||Sweet ginger spice||A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.||Reduces disgust. |
To acquire: 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
|Soy Milk||N/A||1 part soy milk||Soy milk||White and nutritious soy goodness!||20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. |
To acquire: Biogenerator or from Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|Space Cola||N/A||1 part Space Cola||Cola||A glass of refreshing Space Cola.||Cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|Space Mountain Wind||N/A||1 part Space Mountain Wind||Sweet citrus soda||Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.||Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|Space-Up||N/A||1 part Space-Up||Cherry soda||Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.||Cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|Tea||N/A||1 part tea||Tart black tea||Drinking it from here would not seem right.||Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins.|
To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
|Tequila||70||1 part tequila||Paint stripper||Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.|
|Toechtauese Juice||N/A||1 part Toechtauese Juice||Fiery itchy pain||Raw, unadulterated töchtaüse juice. One swig will fill you with regrets.||To acquire: Juice toechtauese Berries|
|Toechtauese syrup||N/A||6 parts Toechtauese Juice, 4 parts Sugar||Sugar, spice, and nothing nice||A harsh spicy and bitter syrup, made from töchtaüse berries. Useful as an ingredient, both for food and cocktails|
|Tomato Juice||N/A||1 part tomato juice||Tomatoes||Are you sure this is tomato juice?||20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. |
Blood shows the same way.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|Tonic Water||N/A||1 part tonic water||Tart and fresh||Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.||Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|Triple Sec||30||1 part triple sec||A warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean||A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.||To acquire: In a booze dispenser.|
|Vermouth||45||1 part vermouth||Dry alcohol||You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.|
|Vodka||65||1 part vodka||Grain alcohol||The glass contain wodka. Xynta.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme|
|Water||N/A||1 part water||The father of all refreshments.||To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.|
|Watermelon Juice||N/A||1 part watermelon juice||Juicy watermelon||A glass of watermelon juice.||To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.|
|Welder Fuel||N/A||1 part welding fuel||Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.||Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. |
To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
|Whiskey||75||1 part whiskey||Molasses||A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.|
|Wine||35||1 part wine||Bitter sweetness||A very classy looking drink.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (10u enzyme instantly turns it into grappa).|
|Acid Spit||70||3 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid||Stomach acid||A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.|
|Agua Fresca||N/A||4 parts watermelon juice, 1 part ice, 2 parts water, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part menthol||Cool refreshing watermelon||A refreshing watermelon agua fresca.||Cools down if overheated and reduces toxins. Results in 3 parts instead of 10.|
|Alexander||50||1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream||Bitter, creamy cacao||A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.||If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.|
IBA Official Cocktail
|Allies Cocktail||45||1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka||Bitter yet free||A drink made from your allies.||Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.|
|Aloe||35||3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey||Sweet n creamy||Very, very, very good.|
|Amaretto Alexander||35||1 part Amaretto , 1 part cream, 1 part creme de cacao||Sweet, creamy cacao||A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.|
|Amasec||35||1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka||Dark and metallic||Always handy before COMBAT!!!||Warhammer 40k drink|
|Andalusia||40||1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice||Lemons||A nice, strangely named drink.|
|Anti-Freeze||35||2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice||Jack Frost's piss||The ultimate refreshment.||Heats you up if you are frozen.|
|Arnold Palmer||N/A||1 part lemonade, 1 part Iced tea||Bitter tea||Encourages the patient to go golfing.|
|Atomic Bomb||0||10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium||Da bomb||Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.||Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|B-52||85||1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac||Angry and irish||Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Bacchus' Blessing||300||1 part Hooch, 1 part absinthe, 1 part Manly Dorf, 1 part Syndicate Bomb||A wall of bricks||Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.||Can kill you if you drink enough.|
|Bahama Mama||35||2 parts rum, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part pineapple juice||Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of coffee||Tropic cocktail.||Existing cocktail|
|Banana Honk||60||1 part laughter, 1 part cream||A bad joke||A drink from Clown Heaven.||Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.|
|Banana Milkshake||N/A||1 part Banana, 1 part Ice, 1 part cream||thick banana||Ook ook! Eek eek!|
|Barefoot||45||1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice||Creamy berries||Barefoot and pregnant.||Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.|
|Bastion Bourbon||30||1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice||Hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit||Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.||When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.|
|Beepsky Smash||60||2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron||JUSTICE||Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.||Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.|
|Berry Blast Smoothie||N/A||1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk, 1 part Cream||Mixed berry||A classic drink, freshly made with hand picked berries. Or, maybe not.|
|Between the Sheets||55||1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice||Seduction||A provocatively named classic.||Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.|
IBA Official Cocktail
|Bilk||15||1 part beer, 1 part milk||Desperation and lactate||A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.||10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.|
|Black Russian||70||3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa||Bitterness||For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.||IBA official cocktail|
|Blank Paper||20||1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola||Bubbling possibility||A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.||Heals and mutes mimes.|
|Blazaam||70||1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust
Grind a bluespace crystal, 2 parts gin
|Alternate realities||The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.||Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.|
|Bloody Mary||55||1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice||Tomatoes with a hint of lime||Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.||Restores blood. IBA official cocktail|
|Blue Cherry Shake||N/A||1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly||Creamy blue cherry||A blue cherry flavored milkshake.|
|Booger||45||1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice||Sweet n creamy||Ewww...|
|Branca Menta||35||1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice||A bitter freshness||A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.||Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.|
|Brave Bull||60||2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa||Alcoholic bravery||Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.||Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail|
|Bug Spray||50||2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka||The pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos||A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.||Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.|
|Caramel Milkshake||N/A||1 parts cream, 1 parts caramel, 1 parts ice||Sweet rich creamy caramel||A caramel flavored milkshake.|
|Cinderella||N/A||10 parts pineapple juice, 10 parts orange juice, 5 parts lemon juice, 5 parts ice, 20 parts Sol Dry, 2 parts bitters||Sweet tangy fruit||Most definitely a cocktail and something you can drink with the girls.||Not really|
|Changeling Sting||50||2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail||Your brain coming out your nose||A stingy drink.||Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.|
|Cherry Shake||N/A||1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.||Creamy tart cherry||A cherry flavored milkshake.|
|Chocolate||N/A||5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder||Creamy chocolate||Tasty.||Heats up if frozen|
|Chocolate Milk||N/A||3 parts Hot Coco, 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.||Chocolate milk||Tasty.||20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.|
|Chocolate Milkshake||N/A||1 parts cream, 1 parts cocoa powder, 1 parts ice||Sweet creamy chocolate||A frosty chocolate milkshake.|
|Chocolate Pudding||N/A||5 parts Cocoa, 5 parts Cream, 2 part Egg Yolk||A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.|
|Classic Martini||60||2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth||Dry class||Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.||IBA official cocktail|
|Cafe Latte||N/A||1 part coffee, 1 part milk||Bitter cream||A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.||Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.|
|Cream Soda||N/A||2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla||Fizzy vanilla||A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.||Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.|
|Crevice Spike||-10||2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin||A bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste||Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.||It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.|
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
|Cuba Libre||50||3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice||A refreshing marriage of citrus and rum||A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.||Heals revolutionaries.|
IBA official cocktail
|Demons Blood||75||1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb||Sweet tasting iron||Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.||Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.|
|Devil's Kiss||70||1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa||Bitter iron||Creepy time!||Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.|
|Doctor's Delight||N/A||1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone||Homely fruit||A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.||Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless your roundstart job is in the medical department, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).|
|Driest Martini||65||1 part Nothing, 1 part gin||A beach||Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.||Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing|
|Drunken Blumpkin||50||1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice||Molasses and a mouthful of pool water||A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top|
|Duplex||25||2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice||Green apples and blue raspberries||An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.|
|Eggnog||1||2 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream||Custard and alcohol||For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.|
|Erika Surprise||35||1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice||Tartness and bananas||The surprise is, it's green!|
|Fanciulli||-10||1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet||A sweet sobering mix||What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?||Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.|
|Fernet Cola||25||1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola||Sweet relief||A very popular and bittersweet digestive, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.||Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.|
|Fetching Fizz||10||1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron||Charged metal||Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.||Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.|
|Fringe Weaver||90||9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar||Ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar||Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.||Drink from VA-11 Hall-A|
|Funky Monkey Smoothie||N/A||1 part Coco, 1 part Milk, 1 part Banana Juice||Chocolate and Banana||A classic drink made with chocolate and banana. No monkeys were harmed, officially.|
|Gibb Floats||N/A||5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream||Creamy cherry||Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.||Fills you up.|
|Gin Fizz||45||2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice||Dry, tart lemons||Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Ginger Amaretto||30||1 parts Amaretto, 1 part Sol Dry, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part ice||Sweetness followed by a soft sourness and warmth||The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!|
|Gin and Tonic||25||2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water||Mild and tart||A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.|
|Gin Garden||N/A||1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 3 parts cucumber juice 3 parts gin, 5 parts Sol Dry, 2 parts ice||light gin with sweet ginger and cucumber||Excellent cooling alcoholic drink with not so ordinary taste.|
|Godfather||50||1 parts amaretto, 1 part whiskey||A delightful softened punch||A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.|
|Godmother||50||1 parts amaretto, 1 part vodka||Sweetness and a zesty twist||A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.|
|Goldschlager||25||10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold||Burning cinnamon||100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.||Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Grape Soda||N/A||1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water||Grape soda||Beloved of children and teetotalers.||Cools you down if overheated.|
|Grasshopper||25||5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao||Chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth||A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Green Beer||25||10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder||Green piss water||A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.||Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Green Giant Smoothie||N/A||1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Milk, 1 part Lime Juice||Green, just green||A classic drink, if you enjoy juiced wheatgrass and chia seeds.|
|Grog||1||1 part water, 1 part rum||A poor excuse for alcohol||A fine and cepa drink for Space.||Exists in real world|
|Hearty Punch||90||5 parts Brave Bull, 5 parts Syndicate Bomb, 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315)||Bravado in the face of disaster||Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.||Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.|
|Helianthus||75||1 part absinthe, 1 part Mindbreaker Toxin, 1 part sugar||Golden memories||A dark yet radiant mixture of absinthe and hallucinogens. The choice of all true artists.||Causes hallucinations.|
|Hippie's Delight||N/A||1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster||Giving peace a chance||A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.||Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering|
|The Juice||50||1 part Mushroom Tea, 1 part Bluespace Dust, 1 part Mindbreaker Toxin, 1 part Neurotoxin, 1 part Morphine.||Like, the future, man||A concoction of not-so-edible things that apparently lets you feel like you're in two places at once.||Lets the drinker see bluespace tears in reality, allowing them to freely teleport from one end to the other, akin to the "Bluespace Prophet" trauma.|
|Hivemind Eraser||40||2 parts Black Russian, 1 part Grenadine, 1 part Thirteen Loko||Psychic links||A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.||See Hivemind Host.|
|Hooch||100||2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 unit universal enzyme (catalyst)||Pure resignation||You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.||Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era.|
|Hot Ice Coffee||N/A||1 part coffee, 1 part Hot Ice Slush
Grind Hot Ice. 50u per sheet.
|Bitter coldness and a hint of smoke||A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.||Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.|
|Iced Beer||15||5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil||Refreshingly cold||A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.||Cools you down if overheated|
|Iced Coffee||N/A||1 part ice, 3 parts coffee||Bitter coldness||A drink to perk you up and refresh you!||Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep|
|Iced Tea||N/A||1 part ice, 3 parts tea||Sweet tea||All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.||Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.|
|Irish Car Bomb||25||1 part irish cream, 1 part ale||The spirit of Ireland||An Irish car bomb.||Exists in real world.|
|Irish Coffee||35||2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee||Giving up on the day||Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Irish Cream||50||2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream||Creamy alcohol||It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?||Exists in real world|
|Italian Hot Chocolate||N/A||5 parts Hot Coco, 4 parts whipped cream, 1 parts corn starch||Thick creamy chocolate||An extra thick hot chocolate filled with love.|
|Jack Rose||15||2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice||A sweet and sour slice of apple||A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.||Exists in real life|
|Kamikaze||60||1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice||Divine windiness||Divinely windy.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Kortara||25||Ferment korta nuts||Sweet nectar||A sweet, milky nut-based drink enjoyed on Tizira. Frequently mixed with fruit juices and cocoa for extra refreshment.||The fermented nectar of the Korta nut, as enjoyed by lizards galaxywide.|
|Lemonade||N/A||2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice||Sunshine and summertime||Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.|
|Lizard Wine||45||1 Lizard Tail, 100 units Ethanol||Scaley sweetness||An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.||Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu .|
|Long Island Iced Tea||35||1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila||A mixture of cola and alcohol||The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Manhattan||30||2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth||Mild dryness||The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Manhattan Project||45||10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium||Death, the destroyer of worlds||A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.||Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Margarita||35||2 parts tequila, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice||Dry and salty||On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Mauna Loa||40||2 parts Bahama Mama, 2 parts capsaicin oil, 1 part Kahlua||Firey, with an aftertaste of burnt flesh||Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!||Can make you very hot.|
|Mead||30||2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)||Sweet, sweet alcohol||A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.||Exists in real world|
|Melon Baller Smoothie||N/A||1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Milk||Fresh melon||A wonderfully fresh melon smoothie. Guaranteed to brighten your day.|
|Mojito||30||1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol||Refreshing mint||A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Moonshine||95||5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)||Bitterness||You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.|
|Moscow Mule||30||5 parts Sol Dry, 5 parts vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice||Refreshing sweetness||A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.|
|Nar'Sour||10||1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part Demons Blood||Bloody||A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!||Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.|
|Nuka Cola||N/A||1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola||The future||Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland||Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up and gives you higher speed. |
Reference to Fallout.
|Old Timer||35||3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander||Simpler times||An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.||Makes you older. And older, and older.|
|Neurotoxin||50||1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster||A numbing sensation||A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.||Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.|
|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster||0||1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lemon juice||Your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick||Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.||Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy|
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
|Painkiller||20||5 parts Creme de Coconut, 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice||Sugary tartness||Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)||Gives a small painkiller bonus, used when treated with bone gel.|
|Patron||60||10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver||Metallic and expensive||Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.||Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Peppermint Patty||25||6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol||Mint and chocolate||This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.||Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.|
|Pina Colada||40||3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part rum||Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of the ocean||A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.||Results in 5 parts instead of 6.|
|Planet Cracker||50||2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold||Triumph with a hint of bitterness||This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.||Results in 4 parts instead of 6. (If one part is 5 units, three units egg yolk will be left over and have to be filtered out, scales. Haven't done the math yet, to see what is really needed)|
|Pruno||85||First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of moldy bread, 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.||Your tastebuds being individually shanked||Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.||Disgusting.|
|Pumpkin Latte||N/A||5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream||Creamy pumpkin||A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.|
|Quadruple Sec||35||5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts grenadine||An invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day||Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.||Heals people with security personnel livers 1 damage in all body parts per tick.|
|Quintiple Sec||55||5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb||THE LAW||Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.||Heals people with security personnel livers 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Has a high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.|
|Red Mead||31||1 part mead, 1 part blood||Sweet and salty alcohol||A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.|
|Red Queen||N/A||6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum||Wonder||DRINK ME.||Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.|
|Roy Rogers||N/A||2 parts Space Cola, 1 part Grenadine||Fruity overlysweet cola||90% sugar in a glass.||Induces a sugar rush.|
|Rubberneck||60||5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame||Artificial fruityness||A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.||Makes you immune to shocks.|
|Rum and Coke||40||2 parts rum, 1 part space cola||Cola||The classic go-to of space-fratboys.|
|Sbiten||70||1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin||Hot and spice||A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.||Heats you up if you are frozen|
Exists in real world
|Screwdriver Cocktail||55||2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice||Oranges||A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.||CE, engineers and atmos techs will heal toxin if they're irradiated and drink this.|
IBA Official Cocktail
|Shirley Temple||N/A||2 parts Sol Dry, 1 part Grenadine||Sweet cherry syrup and ginger spice||Ginger ale with processed grenadine.||Reduces disgust|
|Sidecar||45||2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice||Delicious freedom||The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Silencer||59||1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar||A pencil editor||A drink from mime Heaven.||Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.|
|Singulo||35||5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine||Concentrated matter||A blue-space beverage.|
|Snow White||35||1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime||Refreshing cold||A cold refreshment.|
|Soy Latte||N/A||1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk||Creamy coffee||A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.||Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.|
|Squirt Cider||40||2 parts water, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part nutriment, 1 part Salt||Stale bread with a staler aftertaste||Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.||Spirit from Bastion|
|Stinger||25||10 parts cognac, 5 parts creme de menthe||A slap on the face in the best possible way||A snappy way to end the day.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Strawberry Banana Smoothie||N/A||1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk, 1 part Banana Juice||Strawberry and banana||A classic drink which countless souls have bonded over...|
|Strawberry Milkshake||N/A||1 part Berry juice, 1 part Ice, 1 part cream.||sweet strawberries and milk||A strawberry milkshake, far superior to those with weaker chocolate inclined tastebuds.|
|Sugar Rush||10||2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine||Your arteries clogging with sugar||Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.||Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.|
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
|Syndicate Bomb||90||1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer||Purified antagonism||A syndicate bomb.||Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.|
|Tequila Sunrise||45||2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine||Oranges with a hint of pomegranate||Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...||Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail|
|The Hat||80||1 part plum wine, 1 part ethanol, 1 part water||Something perfumy||A single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.||Drink from VA-11 Hall-A|
|The Manly Dorf||100||1 parts beer, 2 parts ale||Hair on your chest and your chin||A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.||Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress|
|Thirteen Loko||80||1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee||Jitters and death||This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.||Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.|
|Three Mile Island Iced Tea||10||10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium||Dryness||A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.||Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Toxins Special||25||2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma||Spicy toxins||Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!||Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.|
|Trappist Beer||40||2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar||Dried plums and malt||A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.||If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.|
|Triple Citrus||N/A||1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice||Extreme bitterness||Triple the citrus, triple the fun.||Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.|
|Turbo||85||2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide
2 parts Ammonia, 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game
3 parts Hydrogen
1 part Nitrogen
2 parts Oxygen
|The outlaw spirit||A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.||Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.|
|Vanilla Dream Smoothie||N/A||1 part vanilla, 1 part milk, 1 part cream||Creamy vanilla||A classic drink made with vanilla and fresh cream.|
|Vanilla Milkshake||N/A||1 parts cream, 1 parts vanilla, 1 parts ice||Sweet creamy vanilla||A vanilla flavored milkshake. The basics are still good.|
|Vanilla Pudding||N/A||5 parts cream, 5 parts vanilla, 2 parts eggyolk||A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.|
|Vodka and Tonic||70||2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water||Tart bitterness||For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.|
|Vodka Martini||65||2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth||Shaken, not stirred||A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.|
|Whiskey Cola||70||2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola||Cola||An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.|
|Whiskey Soda||70||2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water||Soda||Ultimate refreshment.|
|Whiskey Sour||35||1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar||Sour lemons||Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.|
|White Russian||50||5 Black Russian, 3 part cream||Bitter cream||A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Wizz Fizz||50||1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec||Friendship! It is magic, after all||A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.||Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.|
|..What?||N/A||Fail a recipe||You can't really tell what this is.||You get this when there is something else in the glass|
Drinks with Tizirian origins.
|Drunken Espatier||65||2 part mushi kombucha, 2 parts moonshine, 1 part berry juice||Sorrow||Look, if you had to get into a shootout in the cold vacuum of space, you'd want to be drunk too.||A drink to make facing death easier.|
|Mushi Kombucha||N/A||3 parts mushroom tea, 2 parts korta nectar, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)||A popular summer beverage on Tizira, made from sweetened mushroom tea.||A glass of (slightly alcoholic) fermented sweetened mushroom tea. Refreshing, if a little strange.|
|Mushroom Tea||N/A||1 part mushroom powder, 5 parts water||Mushrooms||A savoury glass of tea made from polypore mushroom shavings, originally native to Tizira.||Oddly savoury for a drink. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.|
|Protein Blend||65||1u organic slurry, 1u korta flour, 1u blood, 2u ethanol||Regret||A vile blend of protein, pure grain alcohol, korta flour, and blood. Useful for bulking up, if you can keep it down.||Vile, even by lizard standards.|
|Sea Breeze||15||3 parts kortara, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part creme de cacao||Mint choc chip||Light and refreshing with a mint and cocoa hit- like mint choc chip ice cream you can drink!||Minty, chocolatey, and creamy.|
|Triumphal Arch||60||5 part mushi kombucha, 2 parts grappa, 2 parts lemon juice, 1 part gold||Victory||A drink celebrating the Lizard Empire and its military victories. It's popular at bars on Unification Day.||A toast to the Empire, long may it stand.|
|White Tiziran||50||5 Black Russian, 3 part kortara||Strikes and gutters||A mix of vodka and kortara. The Lizard imbibes.||I had a rough night and I hate the fucking humans, man.|
Drinks with Mothic origins.
|Admiralty||100||5 parts Navy rum, 1 part fernet, 1 part vermouth||Haughty arrogance||A refined, bitter drink made with navy rum, vermouth and fernet.|
|Dark and stormy||50||3 parts Rum, 7 part Sol Dry||Ginger and rum||A classic drink arriving to thunderous applause.|
|Long John Silver||50||4 part Navy rum, 1 part bitters, 5 part lemonade||Rum and spices||A long drink of navy rum, bitters, and lemonade. Particularly popular aboard the Mothic Fleet as it's light on ration credits and heavy on flavour.|
|Long Haul||35||4 part Navy rum, 3 part curacao, 2 part sugar, 1 part bitters, 15 part sodawater||Companionship||A perfect companion for a lonely long haul flight|
|Salt and swell||60||4 part Navy rum, 3 part Toechtauese syrup, 2 part Egg White, 1 part Saline-Glucose Solution||Salt and spice||A bracing sour with an interesting salty taste|
|Tich Toch||75||6 parts Tiltaellen, 2 parts Toechtauese syrup, 2 part vodka||Spicy sour cheesy yoghurt||A mix of Tiltällen, Töchtaüse Syrup, and vodka. It's not exactly to everyones' tastes.||Disgusting|
|Tiltaellen||10||8 parts Yoghurt, 1 parts Vinegar, 1 part Salt||Sour cheesy yoghurt||A lightly fermented yoghurt drink with salt and a light dash of vinegar. Has a distinct sour cheesy flavour.||Disgusting|
|Tropical storm||40||2 part rum, 2 parts curacao, 4 parts triplecitrus, 2 part Pineapple juice||The tropics||A taste of the Caribbean in one glass.|
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.
|Space Cola||30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.|
|Space Mountain Wind||Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.|
|Dr. Gibb||A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.|
|Star-kist||Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?|
|Space-Up||Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.|
|Pwr Game||The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.|
|Lemon-Lime||You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.|
|Canned air||24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.|
|Grey Bull||Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.|
|Monkey Energy||Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the grill and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.|
|Sol Dry||30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces disgust.|
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.
|Robust Coffee||Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.|
|Duke Purple Tea||An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.|
|Dutch Hot Coco||Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts milk and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K. Alternatively mix 1 part chocolate milk with 2 parts milk and heat to 320K.|