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*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
 
*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
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*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING?
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*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING BECAUSE SOME SPOILED BRAT MINER WANTS IT?
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*WELL, YOU CAN BEAT THOSE PEOPLE ON THEIR TINY DEFORMED HEAD WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.
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*WELL, YOU CAN BEAT PEOPLE ON THEIR HEAD (NOT THAT IT'LL DO MUCH WITH ALL THAT WATER INSIDE) WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.
  
 
=MEDICAL=
 
=MEDICAL=
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==CMO==
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==[[Chief Medical Officer|CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER]]==
 
*SET ALL OF MEDICAL TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
 
*SET ALL OF MEDICAL TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
 
*SET UP A DEFIB MOUNT IN MEDBAY LOBBY
 
*SET UP A DEFIB MOUNT IN MEDBAY LOBBY
 
*I DUNNO GO DO WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE (USUALLY TB CURE)
 
*I DUNNO GO DO WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE (USUALLY TB CURE)
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*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS
  
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==MEDICAL DOCTORS/VIROLOGIST/CHEMISTS==
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==[[Medical Doctor|MEDICAL DOCTOR]]/[[Virologist|VIROLOGIST]]/[[Chemist|CHEMIST]]==
 
YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT.
 
YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT.
 
ITS FUCKING EASY.
 
ITS FUCKING EASY.
  
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*STEP 1: GRAB A 30u BOTTLE OF EPINEPHRINE (THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE)
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*STEP 1 GO INTO MEDBAY AND BUY SPACEACILLIN. IT'S RIGHT THERE
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*STEP 2: GO INTO CHEMISTRY
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*STEP 2 CRACK OPEN A COLD BLUE MEDKIT WITH THE BOYS AND GRAB THE COVERMOL
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*STEP 3: GRAB A BEAKER, INJECT 10u OXYGEN, POTASSIUM, SUGAR
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*STEP 3 DUMP THE FLUID INTO A BEAKER
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*STEP 4: MIX THE EPINEPHRINE AND THE CRYPTOBIOLIN TOGETHER
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*STEP 4 FORCE THAT DOWN THEIR THROATS
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*STEP 5: CONGRATS YOU JUST FUCKING MADE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
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*STEP 10 (OPTIONAL): WHEN YOU FINALLY CURE SOMEONE, TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND TAKE IT TO VIROLOGY. MAKE IT INTO A CURE. WOW, LOOK AT THAT, INFINITE CURES!
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*STEP 6: GRAB AN OXYGEN DEPRIVATION FIRST AID KIT, THEY'RE SCATTERED ACROSS THE STATION IN OXYGEN LOCKERS (THERE ARE ALSO KITS IN MEDBAY STORAGE)
 
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*STEP 7: GRAB 2 SALBUTAMOL PILLS
 
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*STEP 8: GRIND THEM USING THE GRINDER IN CHEMISTRY
 
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*STEP 9: MIX 50u OF THE LIQUID SALBUTAMOL WITH 50u OF THE SPACEALLIN YOU CREATED EARLIER
 
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*STEP 10: SYNTHESIZE THE RESULTING 100u INTO 10 PILLS, FUNGAL TB HAS A SHITTY ASS CURE CHANCE OF 5 WHICH MEANS THAT THE MORE SHIT YOU GET INJECTED WITH THE BETTER
 
  
 
===VIROLOGIST===
 
===VIROLOGIST===
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*MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR PANSY ASS HEALING VIRUSES DON'T AND CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST FUNGAL TB
 
*MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR PANSY ASS HEALING VIRUSES DON'T AND CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST FUNGAL TB
 
*DON'T FUCKING MAKE HEALING VIRUSES
 
*DON'T FUCKING MAKE HEALING VIRUSES
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*ACTUALLY FUNGAL TB IS RARER THAN WHITE DOG TURDS NOWADAYS
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*JUST DON'T FUCKING MAKE REGEN COMA, IT WILL PROBABLY FUCK OVER THE DISK HOLDER
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*DON'T TRY TO INFECT THE OPS WITH "SPACE AIDS", THEY HAVE MODSUITS YOU BRAIN DAMAGED PRIMATE
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===TIPS===
 
===TIPS===
 
*THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
 
*THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
 
*THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
 
*THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
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*THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
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*THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 120u OF SPACEALLIN
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*FOLLOWING THOSE STEPS ABOVE RESULTS IN 120u OF SPACEALLIN
 
 
*JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
 
*JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
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*YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO SLEEPERS AND INJECT THEM WITH SABULTAMOL IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET AN OXY DEPRIV KIT
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*YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO <s>SLEEPERS</s> (NOPE, NO FUN ALLOWED)
 
*VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND '''THEN''' TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
 
*VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND '''THEN''' TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
 
*GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
 
*GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
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*HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE HARDSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A HARDSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH
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*HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE MODSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A MODSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH
  
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==GENETICISTS==
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==[[Geneticist|GENETICIST]]==
 
*HULK IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE THE OPS HAVE BALLISTIC WEAPONRY AND DON'T USE STUNS
 
*HULK IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE THE OPS HAVE BALLISTIC WEAPONRY AND DON'T USE STUNS
 
*ALSO, HULKS CAN'T USE GUNS, WHICH HANDICAPS YOUR ASS PRETTY HARD
 
*ALSO, HULKS CAN'T USE GUNS, WHICH HANDICAPS YOUR ASS PRETTY HARD
 
*NO SERIOUSLY, HULK IS SHIT AGAINST OPS
 
*NO SERIOUSLY, HULK IS SHIT AGAINST OPS
 
*TWO COMPETENT GENETICISTS CAN GET ALL 6 POWERS WITHIN 20 MINUTES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PERMANENTLY DOSED WITH MUTADONE
 
*TWO COMPETENT GENETICISTS CAN GET ALL 6 POWERS WITHIN 20 MINUTES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PERMANENTLY DOSED WITH MUTADONE
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*COLD RESISTANCE IS GOOD FOR SPACEWALKING WITHOUT A HARDSUIT
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*COLD RESISTANCE IS GOOD FOR SPACEWALKING WITHOUT A MODSUIT
 
*TELEKINESIS IS GOOD FOR MURDERING OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS
 
*TELEKINESIS IS GOOD FOR MURDERING OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS
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*XRAY IS GOOD SO YOU CAN MURDER OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS FROM WITHIN MAINT
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*CHAMELEON IS GOOD SO YOU CAN NOT DIE TO THE MURDERBONE
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*CHAMELEON IS GOOD SO YOU CAN MURDER OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS FROM WITHIN MAINT WHILST BEING INVISIBLE
 
 
*DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR
 
*DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR
 
*HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT
 
*HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT
  
 
=SCIENCE=
 
=SCIENCE=
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==RESEARCH DIRECTOR==
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==[[Research Director|RESEARCH DIRECTOR]]==
 
*SET ALL OF SCIENCE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
 
*SET ALL OF SCIENCE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
 
*GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS IF THE CAPTAIN HASN'T DONE SO ALREADY
 
*GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS IF THE CAPTAIN HASN'T DONE SO ALREADY
 
*DRAG THE AI'S ASS OUT OF ITS SATELLITE AND INTO SOME SECLUDED PLACE IN MAINT
 
*DRAG THE AI'S ASS OUT OF ITS SATELLITE AND INTO SOME SECLUDED PLACE IN MAINT
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*SET UP AUXILIARY CLONING USING THE MACHINE BOARDS IN TECH STORAGE
 
 
*BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
 
*BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
 
*BITCH AT THE MINERS FOR WANTING BETTER FUCKING GEAR
 
*BITCH AT THE MINERS FOR WANTING BETTER FUCKING GEAR
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*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS
  
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==SCIENTIST==
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==[[Scientist|SCIENTIST]]==
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*DON'T RESEARCH ADVANCED MINING YOU RETARD
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*DON'T RESEARCH ADVANCED MINING YOU BRAINLET
 
*I SAID DON'T
 
*I SAID DON'T
 
*BAD DOGGIE
 
*BAD DOGGIE
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*STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
 
*STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
 
*STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
 
*STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
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*STEP 4: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
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*STEP 4: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO RESEARCH TO GET ELECTRIC WEAPONS
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*STEP 5: ROLL TIDE (EXCEPT FOR MINING TECH BECAUSE FUCK EM)
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*STEP 5: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
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*STEP 6: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO RESEARCH TO GET MEDICAL WEAPONS
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*STEP 7: MEDICAL WEAPONRY
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*STEP 8: ROLL TIDE (EXCEPT FOR MINING TECH BECAUSE FUCK EM)
  
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*THIS MEANS THAT CARGO DOESN'T WASTE THEIR POINTS ORDERING AUTO RIFLE AMMO CRATES, WHICH ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE AS FUCK.
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*ALSO IT MEANS THAT SECURITY CAN PRINT OUT ION CARBINES FOR THE SYNDIE BORGS WHICH ARE EVERYWHERE THESE DAYS
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*ALSO IT MEANS THAT SECURITY CAN PRINT OUT ION CARBINES FOR THE OCCASIONAL SYNDICATE MECH
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*MEDICAL WEAPONRY MEANS THAT YOU CAN PRINT OUT PIERCING SYRINGES, WHICH PENETRATE THROUGH NUKE OP MODSUITS, AND 15U OF LEXORIN DOWNS AN OP FOR LIKE A FULL MINUTE
  
 
===WHAT THE FUCK ELSE===
 
===WHAT THE FUCK ELSE===
 
*XENOBIO IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT CAN'T DO JACK IN 20 MINUTES
 
*XENOBIO IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT CAN'T DO JACK IN 20 MINUTES
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*CIRCUITRY MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING THROUGH XTREME POWERGAME
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*ORDNANCE GOES BOOM BOOM. BLOW UP SHIP AND HAVE NEURON ACTIVATION
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*EXPERIMENTOR CAN CLONE SHIT
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*IF YOU DO CIRCUITS I WILL PILEDRIVE YOU INTO THE FLOOR
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*TOXINS IS MOSTLY FOR GENERATING RESEARCH POINTS, I GUESS YOU CAN BOMB THE SYNDIE SHUTTLE IF YOU WANT THOUGH
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*DON'T YOU DARE DO CIRCUITS
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*DO EXPERIMENTS YOU BRAINLET, POINTS ARE POINTS
  
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==ROBOTICIST==
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==[[Roboticist|ROBOTICIST]]==
 
*MAKE BORGS
 
*MAKE BORGS
 
*MAKE BORGS
 
*MAKE BORGS
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*IF YOU SPAWN WITH RIPLEY BOARDS, BUILD A FIREFIGHTER
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*IF YOU SPAWN WITH RIPLEY BOARDS, BUILD A <s>FIREFIGHTER</s> RIPLEY AND MK II KIT (DONT BUILD A STOCK RIPLEY BECAUSE SOME SYNDIE MECHS USE FLAME WEAPONS)
 
*STRAP A DRILL ONTO IT
 
*STRAP A DRILL ONTO IT
 
*PILOT IT INTO MANLY BATTLE AGAINST A DARK MAULER
 
*PILOT IT INTO MANLY BATTLE AGAINST A DARK MAULER
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=CARGO=
 
=CARGO=
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==[[Quartermaster|QUARTERMASTER]]/[[Cargo Technician|CARGO TECHNICIAN]]==
 
*MOVE FREIGHT
 
*MOVE FREIGHT
 
*MOVE CRATES
 
*MOVE CRATES
 
*MOVE FREIGHT
 
*MOVE FREIGHT
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*MOLEST CITRUS
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*EAT CITRUS
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*ORDER WT-550 AUTO RIFLE CRATES
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*BUY GUNS
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*DONT ORDER AUTO RIFLE AMMO CRATES
 
 
*DISTRIBUTE GUNS
 
*DISTRIBUTE GUNS
 
*SELL ALL OF THE PLASMA THE MINERS BRING BACK
 
*SELL ALL OF THE PLASMA THE MINERS BRING BACK
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*ORDER MORE AUTO RIFLE CRATES
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*ORDER MORE GUNS
 
*DONT ORDER ENERGY GUNS OR OTHER LAME ASS LASER WEAPONRY BECAUSE SYNDIES CAN DEFLECT THEM WITH ESWORDS/ESHIELDS
 
*DONT ORDER ENERGY GUNS OR OTHER LAME ASS LASER WEAPONRY BECAUSE SYNDIES CAN DEFLECT THEM WITH ESWORDS/ESHIELDS
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==QUARTERMASTER==
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*SET ALL OF CARGO TO EMERGENCY ACCESS SO THE GREYTIDE CAN GET THOSE SWEET ASS GUNS
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*BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
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*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGER AND MAKE FREE ORDERS
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==[[Shaft Miner|SHAFT MINER]]==
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*MINE ORE
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*MINE PLASMA
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*MAYBE KILL AN ASH DRAKE THAT WOULD BE SWEET AS SHIT
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*DON'T DIE
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*DON'T BITCH AT SCIENCE TO RESEARCH MINING TECH
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*DON'T BITCH AT CARGO FOR SHIPPING YOUR ORE TO CENTCOMM
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*ACTUALLY BE ON THE STATION AT THE 20 MINUTE MARK
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*BUY A MINING MODSUIT AND AS MANY KA RANGE UPGRADES AS YOU CAN
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*GO INTO SPACE
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*SHIT ON THE SYNDIES WITH YOUR 40 DAMAGE INFINITE AMMO GUN
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*LOLOLOL
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=ENGINEERING=
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==[[Chief Engineer|CHIEF ENGINEER]]==
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*SET ALL OF ENGINEERING TO EMERGENCY ACCESS FOR EMITTER MEMES
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*OPEN SECURE STORAGE
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*TOW THE AI OUT OF ITS SATELLITE IF NO ONE ELSE IS WILLING TO
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*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS
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==[[Engineer|ENGINEER]]==
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*SET UP THE SUPERMATTER
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*SET UP THE SOLARS
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*GO TOW SOME EMERGENCY BREACH SHIELDING GENERATOR THINGIES TO THE SUPERMATTER COOLING LOOP SO SYNDIES CAN'T SABOTAGE IT AS EASILY
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*MAKE STUNPRODS BECAUSE YOUR ENGI-VEND HAS 10 FUCKING HIGH CAPACITY POWER CELLS
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*WAIT FOR THE SUPERMATTER TO BE INEVITABLY BLOWN UP
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*DON'T RCD SOME SHITTY ASS DEFENSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY
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*THESE DEFENSES LITERALLY SHATTER IN 2 HITS FROM A L6
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==[[Atmospheric Technician|ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIAN]]==
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*SET UP ATMOS
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*MAYBE HELP MAKE A MAXCAP
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*DIE WHEN OPS BREAK IN THROUGH ATMOS WHILE YOU MAKE POOPFARTIUM-132
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*MAYBE MAKE HEALIUM OR NITRIUM STUFF THAT GOES HARD
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=SECURITY=
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==WHAT YOU SHOULD DO==
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*KILL KILL KILL KILL
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*OH GOD THAT OP HAS A DSWORD
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*OH GOD THEY DEFLECTED MY BATON
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*DIE
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==[[Head of Security|HEAD OF SECURITY]]==
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*GRAB YOUR SHIT
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*OPEN ARMORY
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*REMEMBER THAT YOUR OFFICERS GET PRIORITY ON WEAPONS AND GEAR OVER THE GREYTIDE
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*DISTRIBUTE THE LEFTOVERS TO THE GREYTIDE
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*TRY TO FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
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*CONTRACT TB
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*WATCH MEDBAY WALK OVER YOUR GASPING COMATOSE BODY
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*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS
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==[[Warden|WARDEN]]==
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*OPEN ARMORY
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*SET ALL OF BRIG TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
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*YOU AND THE SECURITY OFFICERS GET DIBS ON GEAR
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*PREPARE FOR WHEN BRIG GETS SYNDIE BOMBED
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*ASK FOR THE PINPOINTER FROM THE CAPTAIN
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*OH WHATS THAT? A SYNDIE BOMB CONVENIENTLY PARKED OUTSIDE THE ARMORY? OH JOY!
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==[[Security Officer|SECURITY OFFICER]]==
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*ARM UP
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*ARM UP
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*THROW AWAY YOUR ARMOR VEST AND GRAB SOME BULLETPROOF ARMOR, SYNDIES DON'T USE LASERS FOR SOME REASON
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*RUN AROUND
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*HARMBATON THE CLOWN
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*VALID HUNT
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=COMMAND=
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==[[Captain|CAPTAIN]]==
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*GET THAT FUKKEN DISK
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*SET THE HOP OFFICE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS BECAUSE FUCK THAT GUY
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*GO RENAME YOUR STATION TO SOMETHING LIKE "FUCK YOU NUKE OPS"
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*GO BREAK YOUR ANTIQUE LASER GUN OUT
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*GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS
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*USE THE FUCKING TELEPORTER IDIOT
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*ARM UP
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*GO MOPE IN CARGO OR BRIG OR SOMETHING
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*RUN AWAY
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*DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO STAND AND FIGHT
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*YOU AREN'T AS BADASS OR AS ROBUST AS YOU THINK
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*RUN AWAY
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*OH WHAT'S THAT? A NICE MAN WITH A L6 AND ADRENALS?
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==[[Head of Personnel|HEAD OF PERSONNEL]]==
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*<s>DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
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*<s>DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
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*<s>LEAVE ALL ACCESS ID CARDS IN THE ID MODIFICATION CONSOLES AT ARRIVALS AND AT THE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE THEMSELVES DIY ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
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*<s>DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
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*NAG THE CAPTAIN FOR HIS PINPOINTER AND THE SPARE
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*IF THERE IS NO CAPTAIN, DO HIS JOB
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*GET STUN PRODDED AND CABLE CUFFED BY THE GREYTIDE
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=SERVICE=
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==[[Janitor|JANITOR]]==
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*UH, CLEAN SHIT I GUESS?
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*YOU GET A FREE BIOSUIT SO YOU MIGHT AVOID THE FUNGAL TB APOCALYPSE
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*YOU SHOULD ALSO CLEAN THE INFECTED BLOOD STAINS WHICH RESULT FROM THE FUNGAL TB GRENADES
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*ROBUST SOME OPS WITH YOUR MOP
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*MAYBE SLIP SOME POOR SOD WHO FORGOT TO BUY NO-SLIPS
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==[[Bartender|BARTENDER]]==
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*SHOOT THOSE OPERATIVES
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*QUADRUPLE/QUINTIPLE SEC IS USEFUL FOR HEALING
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*DOCTOR DELIGHT IS GOOD FOR HEALING
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*HEARTY PUNCH IS GOOD FOR HEALING
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*LAUGH AS MEDBAY DIES
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*OH BOY A BOMB JUST BROKE ALL THE GLASSES YOU MADE
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==[[Cook|COOK]]==
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*UH, MAKE FOOD?
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*ROBUST THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO ENTERS YOUR KITCHEN
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*MAYBE YOU CAN GET PETE TO AGGRO ONTO THE OPS
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*THEN THEY'RE FUCKED
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==[[Botanist|BOTANIST]]==
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*GO INTO CHEMISTRY <s>WITH YOUR SHINY ALL ACCESS ID</s>
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*ROBUST THE CHEMISTS
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*GET MUTAGEN
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*MUTATE TOMATOES INTO BLUESPACE TOMATOES AND KILLER TOMATOES, MUTATE FLY AMANITA INTO DESTROYING ANGEL
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*THROW BLUESPACE TOMATOES AT THE OPS TO FUCK WITH THEM
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*ACTIVATE YOUR KILLER TOMATOES TO GET THEM TO CHASE THE OPS
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*DESTROYING ANGEL CONTAINS SOME OF THE MOST POTENT POISONS IN THE GAME
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*THE PROBLEM IS TRYING TO GET THE POISONS INTO THEIR SYSTEM
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=CIVILIAN=
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==[[Assistant|ASSISTANT]]==
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*<s>GET '''ALL ACCESS''' FROM THE HOP</s>CRY
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*RAID ARMORY
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*RAID BRIG
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*RAID CARGO
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*GET KILLED THE MOMENT THE OPS ARRIVE
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*BITCH IN DEAD CHAT
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==[[Clown|CLOWN]]==
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*HONK HONK
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*<s>ROBUST THE HOP AND STEAL ALL ACCESS EVEN THOUGH HE'S HANDING IT OUT FOR FREE HONK HONK</s>CRY
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*SLIP SECURITY
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*START A MANHUNT
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*THROW THE CAPTAIN OUT THE AIRLOCK
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*BWOINK
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==[[Mime|MIME]]==
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*
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==[[Chaplain|CHAPLAIN]]==
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*ARM YOURSELF WITH THE '''HOLY CHAINSAW BLADE OF BITCHTITS'''
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*WALK AROUND LOOKING ALL COOL
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*TELL THE TWO ASSISTANTS IN YOUR CHAPEL THAT JESUS HATES THEM
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*YOUR CHAPEL GETS BOMBED DUE TO IT BEING CONVENIENTLY NEXT TO DEPARTURES AND BEING MUCH LESS TRAFFICKED
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*HAHA
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==[[Curator|CURATOR]]==
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*WHIP THE GUNS OUT OF THOSE DASTARDLY SYNDIE'S HANDS
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*PICK UP A SYNDIE GUN
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*. . .
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*GET SHOT UP BY A STECHKIN PISTOL
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*WHISPER OUT WGW
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==[[Lawyer|LAWYER]]==
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*"THE CLOWN'S GOT RIGHTS YOU KNOW"
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*ANNOY PEOPLE WITH YOUR PDA MESSAGES
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*GET A LYNCH MOB CALLED AGAINST YOU
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*RUN AWAY WITH A TIDE OF DAKKA RIGHT BEHIND YOU
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=SILICONS=
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==[[AI]]==
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*BITCH AT THE CREW THAT THE NUCLEAR OPERATIVES ARE HUMAN AND NOT TO HARM THEM YADDA YADDA UNTIL SOMEONE FINALLY CHANGES YOUR LAWS
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*THEN BITCH AT THE CREW TO PULL YOUR ASS OUT OF THE SATELLITE
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*THEN BITCH AT THE CREW BECAUSE THEY SHOVED YOUR ASS IN PLAIN SIGHT, SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE
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*THEN BITCH AT THE CREW ABOUT SUIT SENSORS
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*"NUKE OPS AT DEPARTURES"
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*PLASMA FLOOD DEPARTURES FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
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*CALL OUT THE LOCATION OF THE CAPTAIN OVER COMMS EVERY COUPLE OF SECONDS
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==[[Cyborg|CYBORG]]==
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*DON'T BECOME A SERVICE OR JANITOR BORG
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*YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF CYBORG HELL IF YOU BECOME A SERVICE BORG IN A WAR OPS ROUND
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*DO YOUR JOB
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*DO YOUR JOB WELL
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*OH LOOKIE AN OP
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*OH LOOKIE I'M FUCKING DEAD
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*CRY BECAUSE THE MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPON YOU HAVE IS A FLASH AND THE ROBOTICISTS REFUSE TO INSTALL ANY UPGRADES IN YOU

Latest revision as of 23:28, 12 February 2023

NOTE: THE FACTS WITHIN THIS ARTICLE ARE MOSTLY CORRECT, BUT THIS REPRESENTS A META THAT IS NO LONGER A THING. WAR OPS USED TO BE WAY MORE COMMON, AND SOME TACTICS THAT ARE RARELY SEEN NOW LIKE FUNGAL TB HAPPENED EVERY WAROP ROUND
  • ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
  • ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING BECAUSE SOME SPOILED BRAT MINER WANTS IT?
  • WELL, YOU CAN BEAT PEOPLE ON THEIR HEAD (NOT THAT IT'LL DO MUCH WITH ALL THAT WATER INSIDE) WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.

MEDICAL

CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER

  • SET ALL OF MEDICAL TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
  • SET UP A DEFIB MOUNT IN MEDBAY LOBBY
  • I DUNNO GO DO WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE (USUALLY TB CURE)
  • SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

MEDICAL DOCTOR/VIROLOGIST/CHEMIST

YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT. ITS FUCKING EASY.

  • STEP 1 GO INTO MEDBAY AND BUY SPACEACILLIN. IT'S RIGHT THERE
  • STEP 2 CRACK OPEN A COLD BLUE MEDKIT WITH THE BOYS AND GRAB THE COVERMOL
  • STEP 3 DUMP THE FLUID INTO A BEAKER
  • STEP 4 FORCE THAT DOWN THEIR THROATS
  • STEP 10 (OPTIONAL): WHEN YOU FINALLY CURE SOMEONE, TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND TAKE IT TO VIROLOGY. MAKE IT INTO A CURE. WOW, LOOK AT THAT, INFINITE CURES!

VIROLOGIST

  • OH DAWWW YOU MADE A HEALING VIRUS
  • OH FUCK FUNGAL TB JUST OVERPOWERED IT AND KICKED ITS ASS
  • MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR PANSY ASS HEALING VIRUSES DON'T AND CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST FUNGAL TB
  • DON'T FUCKING MAKE HEALING VIRUSES
  • ACTUALLY FUNGAL TB IS RARER THAN WHITE DOG TURDS NOWADAYS
  • JUST DON'T FUCKING MAKE REGEN COMA, IT WILL PROBABLY FUCK OVER THE DISK HOLDER
  • DON'T TRY TO INFECT THE OPS WITH "SPACE AIDS", THEY HAVE MODSUITS YOU BRAIN DAMAGED PRIMATE

TIPS

  • THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
  • THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
  • THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 120u OF SPACEALLIN
  • JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
  • YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO SLEEPERS (NOPE, NO FUN ALLOWED)
  • VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND THEN TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
  • GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
  • HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE MODSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A MODSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH

GENETICIST

  • HULK IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE THE OPS HAVE BALLISTIC WEAPONRY AND DON'T USE STUNS
  • ALSO, HULKS CAN'T USE GUNS, WHICH HANDICAPS YOUR ASS PRETTY HARD
  • NO SERIOUSLY, HULK IS SHIT AGAINST OPS
  • TWO COMPETENT GENETICISTS CAN GET ALL 6 POWERS WITHIN 20 MINUTES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PERMANENTLY DOSED WITH MUTADONE
  • COLD RESISTANCE IS GOOD FOR SPACEWALKING WITHOUT A MODSUIT
  • TELEKINESIS IS GOOD FOR MURDERING OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS
  • CHAMELEON IS GOOD SO YOU CAN NOT DIE TO THE MURDERBONE
  • DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR
  • HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT

SCIENCE

RESEARCH DIRECTOR

  • SET ALL OF SCIENCE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
  • GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS IF THE CAPTAIN HASN'T DONE SO ALREADY
  • DRAG THE AI'S ASS OUT OF ITS SATELLITE AND INTO SOME SECLUDED PLACE IN MAINT
  • BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
  • BITCH AT THE MINERS FOR WANTING BETTER FUCKING GEAR
  • SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

SCIENTIST

  • DON'T RESEARCH ADVANCED MINING YOU BRAINLET
  • I SAID DON'T
  • BAD DOGGIE

WHAT YOU RESEARCH

  • STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING
  • STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
  • STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
  • STEP 4: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO RESEARCH TO GET ELECTRIC WEAPONS
  • STEP 5: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
  • STEP 6: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO RESEARCH TO GET MEDICAL WEAPONS
  • STEP 7: MEDICAL WEAPONRY
  • STEP 8: ROLL TIDE (EXCEPT FOR MINING TECH BECAUSE FUCK EM)
  • ALSO IT MEANS THAT SECURITY CAN PRINT OUT ION CARBINES FOR THE SYNDIE BORGS WHICH ARE EVERYWHERE THESE DAYS
  • MEDICAL WEAPONRY MEANS THAT YOU CAN PRINT OUT PIERCING SYRINGES, WHICH PENETRATE THROUGH NUKE OP MODSUITS, AND 15U OF LEXORIN DOWNS AN OP FOR LIKE A FULL MINUTE

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE

  • XENOBIO IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT CAN'T DO JACK IN 20 MINUTES
  • ORDNANCE GOES BOOM BOOM. BLOW UP SHIP AND HAVE NEURON ACTIVATION
  • IF YOU DO CIRCUITS I WILL PILEDRIVE YOU INTO THE FLOOR
  • DON'T YOU DARE DO CIRCUITS
  • DO EXPERIMENTS YOU BRAINLET, POINTS ARE POINTS

ROBOTICIST

  • MAKE BORGS
  • MAKE BORGS
  • IF YOU SPAWN WITH RIPLEY BOARDS, BUILD A FIREFIGHTER RIPLEY AND MK II KIT (DONT BUILD A STOCK RIPLEY BECAUSE SOME SYNDIE MECHS USE FLAME WEAPONS)
  • STRAP A DRILL ONTO IT
  • PILOT IT INTO MANLY BATTLE AGAINST A DARK MAULER
  • DRILL THEIR ASSES
  • WIN

CARGO

QUARTERMASTER/CARGO TECHNICIAN

  • MOVE FREIGHT
  • MOVE CRATES
  • MOVE FREIGHT
  • EAT CITRUS
  • BUY GUNS
  • DISTRIBUTE GUNS
  • SELL ALL OF THE PLASMA THE MINERS BRING BACK
  • ORDER MORE GUNS
  • DONT ORDER ENERGY GUNS OR OTHER LAME ASS LASER WEAPONRY BECAUSE SYNDIES CAN DEFLECT THEM WITH ESWORDS/ESHIELDS

QUARTERMASTER

  • SET ALL OF CARGO TO EMERGENCY ACCESS SO THE GREYTIDE CAN GET THOSE SWEET ASS GUNS
  • BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
  • SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGER AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

SHAFT MINER

  • MINE ORE
  • MINE PLASMA
  • MAYBE KILL AN ASH DRAKE THAT WOULD BE SWEET AS SHIT
  • DON'T DIE
  • DON'T BITCH AT SCIENCE TO RESEARCH MINING TECH
  • DON'T BITCH AT CARGO FOR SHIPPING YOUR ORE TO CENTCOMM
  • ACTUALLY BE ON THE STATION AT THE 20 MINUTE MARK
  • BUY A MINING MODSUIT AND AS MANY KA RANGE UPGRADES AS YOU CAN
  • GO INTO SPACE
  • SHIT ON THE SYNDIES WITH YOUR 40 DAMAGE INFINITE AMMO GUN
  • LOLOLOL

ENGINEERING

CHIEF ENGINEER

  • SET ALL OF ENGINEERING TO EMERGENCY ACCESS FOR EMITTER MEMES
  • OPEN SECURE STORAGE
  • TOW THE AI OUT OF ITS SATELLITE IF NO ONE ELSE IS WILLING TO
  • SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

ENGINEER

  • SET UP THE SUPERMATTER
  • SET UP THE SOLARS
  • GO TOW SOME EMERGENCY BREACH SHIELDING GENERATOR THINGIES TO THE SUPERMATTER COOLING LOOP SO SYNDIES CAN'T SABOTAGE IT AS EASILY
  • MAKE STUNPRODS BECAUSE YOUR ENGI-VEND HAS 10 FUCKING HIGH CAPACITY POWER CELLS
  • WAIT FOR THE SUPERMATTER TO BE INEVITABLY BLOWN UP
  • DON'T RCD SOME SHITTY ASS DEFENSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY
  • THESE DEFENSES LITERALLY SHATTER IN 2 HITS FROM A L6

ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIAN

  • SET UP ATMOS
  • MAYBE HELP MAKE A MAXCAP
  • DIE WHEN OPS BREAK IN THROUGH ATMOS WHILE YOU MAKE POOPFARTIUM-132
  • MAYBE MAKE HEALIUM OR NITRIUM STUFF THAT GOES HARD

SECURITY

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO

  • KILL KILL KILL KILL
  • OH GOD THAT OP HAS A DSWORD
  • OH GOD THEY DEFLECTED MY BATON
  • DIE

HEAD OF SECURITY

  • GRAB YOUR SHIT
  • OPEN ARMORY
  • REMEMBER THAT YOUR OFFICERS GET PRIORITY ON WEAPONS AND GEAR OVER THE GREYTIDE
  • DISTRIBUTE THE LEFTOVERS TO THE GREYTIDE
  • TRY TO FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
  • CONTRACT TB
  • WATCH MEDBAY WALK OVER YOUR GASPING COMATOSE BODY
  • SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

WARDEN

  • OPEN ARMORY
  • SET ALL OF BRIG TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
  • YOU AND THE SECURITY OFFICERS GET DIBS ON GEAR
  • PREPARE FOR WHEN BRIG GETS SYNDIE BOMBED
  • ASK FOR THE PINPOINTER FROM THE CAPTAIN
  • OH WHATS THAT? A SYNDIE BOMB CONVENIENTLY PARKED OUTSIDE THE ARMORY? OH JOY!

SECURITY OFFICER

  • ARM UP
  • ARM UP
  • THROW AWAY YOUR ARMOR VEST AND GRAB SOME BULLETPROOF ARMOR, SYNDIES DON'T USE LASERS FOR SOME REASON
  • RUN AROUND
  • HARMBATON THE CLOWN
  • VALID HUNT

COMMAND

CAPTAIN

  • GET THAT FUKKEN DISK
  • SET THE HOP OFFICE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS BECAUSE FUCK THAT GUY
  • GO RENAME YOUR STATION TO SOMETHING LIKE "FUCK YOU NUKE OPS"
  • GO BREAK YOUR ANTIQUE LASER GUN OUT
  • GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS
  • USE THE FUCKING TELEPORTER IDIOT
  • ARM UP
  • GO MOPE IN CARGO OR BRIG OR SOMETHING
  • RUN AWAY
  • DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO STAND AND FIGHT
  • YOU AREN'T AS BADASS OR AS ROBUST AS YOU THINK
  • RUN AWAY
  • OH WHAT'S THAT? A NICE MAN WITH A L6 AND ADRENALS?

HEAD OF PERSONNEL

  • DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS CRY
  • DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS CRY
  • LEAVE ALL ACCESS ID CARDS IN THE ID MODIFICATION CONSOLES AT ARRIVALS AND AT THE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE THEMSELVES DIY ALL ACCESS CRY
  • DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS CRY
  • NAG THE CAPTAIN FOR HIS PINPOINTER AND THE SPARE
  • IF THERE IS NO CAPTAIN, DO HIS JOB
  • GET STUN PRODDED AND CABLE CUFFED BY THE GREYTIDE

SERVICE

JANITOR

  • UH, CLEAN SHIT I GUESS?
  • YOU GET A FREE BIOSUIT SO YOU MIGHT AVOID THE FUNGAL TB APOCALYPSE
  • YOU SHOULD ALSO CLEAN THE INFECTED BLOOD STAINS WHICH RESULT FROM THE FUNGAL TB GRENADES
  • ROBUST SOME OPS WITH YOUR MOP
  • MAYBE SLIP SOME POOR SOD WHO FORGOT TO BUY NO-SLIPS

BARTENDER

  • SHOOT THOSE OPERATIVES
  • QUADRUPLE/QUINTIPLE SEC IS USEFUL FOR HEALING
  • DOCTOR DELIGHT IS GOOD FOR HEALING
  • HEARTY PUNCH IS GOOD FOR HEALING
  • LAUGH AS MEDBAY DIES
  • OH BOY A BOMB JUST BROKE ALL THE GLASSES YOU MADE

COOK

  • UH, MAKE FOOD?
  • ROBUST THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO ENTERS YOUR KITCHEN
  • MAYBE YOU CAN GET PETE TO AGGRO ONTO THE OPS
  • THEN THEY'RE FUCKED

BOTANIST

  • GO INTO CHEMISTRY WITH YOUR SHINY ALL ACCESS ID
  • ROBUST THE CHEMISTS
  • GET MUTAGEN
  • MUTATE TOMATOES INTO BLUESPACE TOMATOES AND KILLER TOMATOES, MUTATE FLY AMANITA INTO DESTROYING ANGEL
  • THROW BLUESPACE TOMATOES AT THE OPS TO FUCK WITH THEM
  • ACTIVATE YOUR KILLER TOMATOES TO GET THEM TO CHASE THE OPS
  • DESTROYING ANGEL CONTAINS SOME OF THE MOST POTENT POISONS IN THE GAME
  • THE PROBLEM IS TRYING TO GET THE POISONS INTO THEIR SYSTEM

CIVILIAN

ASSISTANT

  • GET ALL ACCESS FROM THE HOPCRY
  • RAID ARMORY
  • RAID BRIG
  • RAID CARGO
  • GET KILLED THE MOMENT THE OPS ARRIVE
  • BITCH IN DEAD CHAT

CLOWN

  • HONK HONK
  • ROBUST THE HOP AND STEAL ALL ACCESS EVEN THOUGH HE'S HANDING IT OUT FOR FREE HONK HONKCRY
  • SLIP SECURITY
  • START A MANHUNT
  • THROW THE CAPTAIN OUT THE AIRLOCK
  • BWOINK

MIME


CHAPLAIN

  • ARM YOURSELF WITH THE HOLY CHAINSAW BLADE OF BITCHTITS
  • WALK AROUND LOOKING ALL COOL
  • TELL THE TWO ASSISTANTS IN YOUR CHAPEL THAT JESUS HATES THEM
  • YOUR CHAPEL GETS BOMBED DUE TO IT BEING CONVENIENTLY NEXT TO DEPARTURES AND BEING MUCH LESS TRAFFICKED
  • HAHA

CURATOR

  • WHIP THE GUNS OUT OF THOSE DASTARDLY SYNDIE'S HANDS
  • PICK UP A SYNDIE GUN
  • . . .
  • GET SHOT UP BY A STECHKIN PISTOL
  • WHISPER OUT WGW

LAWYER

  • "THE CLOWN'S GOT RIGHTS YOU KNOW"
  • ANNOY PEOPLE WITH YOUR PDA MESSAGES
  • GET A LYNCH MOB CALLED AGAINST YOU
  • RUN AWAY WITH A TIDE OF DAKKA RIGHT BEHIND YOU

SILICONS

AI

  • BITCH AT THE CREW THAT THE NUCLEAR OPERATIVES ARE HUMAN AND NOT TO HARM THEM YADDA YADDA UNTIL SOMEONE FINALLY CHANGES YOUR LAWS
  • THEN BITCH AT THE CREW TO PULL YOUR ASS OUT OF THE SATELLITE
  • THEN BITCH AT THE CREW BECAUSE THEY SHOVED YOUR ASS IN PLAIN SIGHT, SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE
  • THEN BITCH AT THE CREW ABOUT SUIT SENSORS
  • "NUKE OPS AT DEPARTURES"
  • PLASMA FLOOD DEPARTURES FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
  • CALL OUT THE LOCATION OF THE CAPTAIN OVER COMMS EVERY COUPLE OF SECONDS

CYBORG

  • DON'T BECOME A SERVICE OR JANITOR BORG
  • YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF CYBORG HELL IF YOU BECOME A SERVICE BORG IN A WAR OPS ROUND
  • DO YOUR JOB
  • DO YOUR JOB WELL
  • OH LOOKIE AN OP
  • OH LOOKIE I'M FUCKING DEAD
  • CRY BECAUSE THE MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPON YOU HAVE IS A FLASH AND THE ROBOTICISTS REFUSE TO INSTALL ANY UPGRADES IN YOU
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