Ian
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| SPECIAL STAFF | |
 Ian |
Access: None Additional Access: Whatever access your master gives you Difficulty: Impossible Supervisors: Head of Personnel Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Guides: Chain of Command Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. |
EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR
- Head:
- Security Helmet (the ones they spawn with)
- Sunglasses
- Blindfold
- Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with + collectable version)
- HoP's Hat + Collectable
- Top Hat
- Kitty Ears + Collectable
- Clown mask (honk)
- Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
- Detective's Hat
- Sombrero (classic only)
- Nurse Hat (put behind medbay front desk, with a station bounced radio tuned to medical, to have a functional corgi receptionist)
- Given medbay's close proximity to the kitchen on several maps, this may not be the best idea
- Berets (minus Sec, HoS, Highlander, French beret)
- Pirate Hats + Collectable
- Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
- Santa Hat and Santa's hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
- Rabbit Ears + Collectable
- Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
- Chef's Hat (Bone appetite!) + Collectable
- Some Hard Hats: white CE, yellow engineer, Collectable
- Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
- Warden's Police Hat / Collectable Police Officer's hat
- A sheet of paper / Collectable Paper hat / Festive paper hat
- Cargo baseball cap
- Cardborg Helmet
- Novelty Reindeer Hat (admin spawn)
- Cakehat
- Scarfs
- Carved Pumpkin / Blumpkin (lit and unlit)
- Back:
- Some Armor Vests: Secoff, Marines, Infiltrator, Cuirass
- Station Bounced Radio (
annoy the shit out ofget d'awws out of the crew by broadcasting everything ian barks over common) - Blue Oxygen Tank (The big ones)
- Fire Extinguisher
- Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
- Corgi Costume
- Antag Uplink
Things Ian can do!
Ian can now be given commands! To make Ian your best friend just pet him a lot, in the future to will be changed to feeding and playing but for now just petting. After a set amount of petting you can give Ian various commands, commands include:
- Fetch: Ian fetches an object after the player gives this command and points to a object
- Sic: Ian will attack whatever you pointed to to attack, though having a Welsh Corgi sicced on you isn't as bad as some would think, the little bugger can do some damage!
- heel: Ian will stay in place on your command, good for restricting movement in a bad situation.
Lisa
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the Chef and murdered by assistants.
