|Access: Anywhere you can eat your way into.|
Additional Access: Not defined
Duties: Spread onto the whole station
Guides: No external guides
Quote: Confirmed outbreak of level 5 biohazard aboard the station. All personnel must contain the outbreak.
Blob is a game mode in Secret where a large blob infests the station and starts destroying everything its path, including hull, fixtures and creatures. The crew must destroy the blob to prevent it from destroying a pre-determined amount of the station, currently 350 tiles multiplied by the number of blob cores that spawn.
- 1 Mean Green Mother From Outer Space
- 2 Surviving the first few minutes
- 3 Blob Powers
- 4 KILL DAT FUKKEN BLOB
Mean Green Mother From Outer Space
In the blob game mode, players start off as blob overminds, who must find a secluded location to place their core. As the overmind, you can place the core with the 'Jump to Core' button in the lower right, after a few minutes of preparation time.
OH SHIT I'M A BLOB WHAT DO I DO
So you're a blob! You have a few minutes to discuss with other overminds(if there are any), and talking normally will send a message to those other overminds and any blobbernauts.
Positioning is extremely key to winning as a Blob. Improper positioning can result in you being barraged by emitters or quickly found and killed. Main hallways and maint areas too close to main hallways tend to be bad choices to burst in.
You should go position yourself near the place you want your core. You have exact timers of how long you have until you can manually place your core and until the core will be automatically placed for you.
You cannot move onto space or shuttles until your core is placed.
The best place for your core is in an inaccessible area, decreasing the chance of being spotted and being contained. Think along the lines of good Xeno hiding spots. Public hallways are bad. Out-of-the-way places that require elevated access are good. Chokepoints are good. It can also be strategic to spawn in places that will cripple the crew once you destroy them, like telecomms or science.
You cannot place your core on top of dense walls or objects, and if there is anyone nearby you will also be unable to place your core.
Blobs are made of chemicals; these affects their color of the blob bits, blobbernauts and all blob tiles, as well as their attacks:
|Name||Color||Attack Effects||Positive Effects||Negative Effects|
|Explosive Lattice||20 Brute Damage to Target, 10 Brute Damage to Nearby Mobs||Resistant to Explosions||Takes 50% More Damage from Fires, Tesla, and Flashbangs|
|Zombifying Pods||5 Brute Damage, 15 Toxin Damage, Gains Resources+Zombie From Unconscious Humans||Produces Fragile Spores when Expanding or Killed||N/A|
|Shifting Fragments||22.5 Brute Damage||When Damaged, May Swap Positions with a Nearby Blob||N/A|
|Blazing Oil||5 Brute Damage, 20 Burn Damage, Lights Targets on Fire||When hit with Burn Damage, Emits a Burst of Flame, Immune to Fire||Weak to Water|
|Energized Jelly||5 Brute Damage, 15 Oxygen Damage, 10 Stamina Damage, Prevents Breathing||Immune to Tesla||Takes Burn Damage from EMPs|
|Reactive Spines||5 Brute Damage, 20 Armor and Bio Resist-Ignoring Brute Damage||When hit with Brute Damage, Attacks Nearby Area||N/A|
|Synchronous Mesh||17.5 to 70 Brute Damage Based on Nearby Blobs||Spreads Damage Between Nearby Blobs||Takes 25% More Damage from Fire, Explosions, Tesla, and Flashbangs|
|Electromagnetic Web||5 Brute Damage, 25 Burn Damage, May EMP Targets||Causes EMP on Death||Takes 25% More Burn Damage and Full Brute Damage|
|Cryogenic Poison||10 Brute Damage, Injects Poison that Freezes and does Brute, Burn, and Toxin Over Time||N/A||N/A|
|Replicating Foam||22.5 Brute Damage||Expands when Burned, Chance of Bonus Expansion||Takes Double Brute Damage|
|Regenerative Materia||5 Brute Damage, 17.5 Toxin Damage, Targets Appear Full Health, Injects Toxin||N/A||N/A|
|Pressurized Slime||15 Brute Damage, 10 Oxygen Damage, 5 Stamina Damage||Releases Water When Hit or Killed||N/A|
|Networked Fibers||20 Brute Damage, 15 Burn Damage||Non-manual expansion gives Resources, Manual expansion near your Core moves it||Non-manual expansion does not produce additional Blob Tiles|
Surviving the first few minutes
There should be ONE thing on your mind, that being placing a Resource Blob as close to your Core as possible, as soon as possible.
Then, create a Node Blob a short distance from your core and create another Resource Blob next to it. After you have two Resource Blobs, produce a Factory Blob, again preferably as close to your core as possible. Once that is done, you should be able to defend against the crew reasonably well. Just keep producing nodes with resource blobs near them and you'll do fine.
Blobs attack and destroy the station by trying to place Normal Blobs on tiles, which destroys items and structures on the target tile, and applies chemical effects to humans and heavily damages other mobs, such as cyborgs. Hemming in targets by placing Normal Blobs behind them before attacking is extremely effective.
You, the Overmind, can also place special blob pieces or activate special functions and abilities. You must have enough Power to place those structures or activate those abilities, however.
Blob Buildings and Creatures
|Name||Use Cost||Other Requirements||Description|
|Jump to Core||N/A||N/A||Teleports you to your Blob Core. If you haven't yet placed your core, will place it at your location.|
|Jump to Node||N/A||At least one Blob Node||Teleports you to a Blob Node of your choice, provided there is a Blob Node.|
|Remove Blob||N/A||A non-Core Blob||Destroys the blob underneath your selector, refunding some points, usually around 40% of the blob's initial cost. Not all blobs can be removed. HOTKEY for activation is Alt-Click.|
|Rally Spores||N/A||At least one Blob Spore||Rallies nearby Blob Spores to the area chosen. Use to swarm humans and other targets with fragile spores. HOTKEY for activation is Middle-Click.|
|Reactivate Chemical Adaption||40 Resources||N/A||Rerolls your blob chemical from all of the other blob chemicals. Can give you the same chemical as other Overminds, however. The first use is free.|
|Relocate Core||80 Resources||A Blob Node underneath your selector||Swaps the location of your core and the selected node, useful for preventing your death if humans are getting too close for comfort. Cannot be used on nodes in certain areas.|
KILL DAT FUKKEN BLOB
The Emergency Shuttle will not depart during blob mode. Nor will the blob spare you or your precious station from a horrible death. Destroy it before it destroys you.
Tools of the Trade
Most of your weapons are useless against blobs. The blob doesn't give a fuck about brute damage, nor is it able to be stunned. Generally speaking, what you will want is to do burn damage. (NOTE: This does NOT mean setting fire to everything!) Here are some tools at your disposal:
- Armor: The blob, in addition to expanding, can attack. Blobs do a variety of damage, but are blocked by armor and bio protection, so riot armor or bio-suits, are helpful. Don't let yourself get surrounded!
- Welding tools: Cheap, readily available from YouTool machines (hack them for two more Upgraded Welding Tools) or the autolathe. Grab one and start burning away. Make a path towards a resource node and take it out. One guy with a welder isn't going to be able to breach the core, so don't try. It's a good idea to grab some Fuel Tanks to keep nearby so you can refuel quickly, but make sure your welder is OFF before refueling, and be sure the blob doesn't get close enough to absorb them. If science division is any good, they'll be passing out plasma cutters before long. They do the same damage as lit welders without any need to refuel, and have the added bonus of not setting plasma on fire in the case that the blob or some chucklefuck pops open a plasma canister. Replace your welder with a cutter ASAP if science starts making them.
- Laser weaponry: HOLD UP THERE HOT SHOT THESE ARE IN LIMITED SUPPLY. Don't take more then three and don't take them if you don't have good armor or a space suit. Carring the whole armory into maint just lets the blob kill you and bury them. Available in the Armory, in certain heads of staff's quarters and through R&D or Cargo. For the love of god consolidate gear.
- Emitters: Set them up as far away from the blob as you can while still striking the core. If the blob reaches them, they're gone. Three emitters side by side matched against the core is a one sided match.
- IEDs: The modest explosion is enough to rip a bit of the blob apart without destroying the floor and ruining atmos for people. Throw them in when you see weakness in the blob's defenses to tear open an attack point.
- Flashbangs: Two flashbangs will destroy all weak blobs in a large area, allowing people to rush in and ruin the special blob squares. If you don't warn people you're using these, they might get stunned and eaten by the blob. Give people a chance to clear the area and if your flashbang stuns someone, pull him out of there before the blob sees the opportunity to make a zombie out of him.
(Do not use these unless shit has really hit the fan, or else you might be banned. When in doubt, adminhelp to see whether the Cuban Pete inferno you are about to unleash is kosher.)
- Large Plasma Fires: Large fires will eat away at a blob but will also make the area uninhabitable for people without fire suits. It will also not destroy blobs protected by unweakened shield blobs, so you'll need men with fire suits and laser guns to finish the job. If atmos isn't ruined yet this will make the crew hate you.
- Bombs: Bombs can destroy any piece of the blob except for the core proper, if the round's been dragging on and atmos is ruined, it's not a terrible idea provided you have something to hit the blob with AFTER there's a gaping bomb hole in the ground.
- Bags of Holding: If you can get within one or two squares of the blob core, creating a singularity there will almost certainly eat the blob core and win the game. DON'T DO THIS IF YOU CAN'T GET EXTREMELY CLOSE AS THERE'S NO PREDICTING LORD SINGULOTH. If things are going really bad, though, and you can still get reasonably close there's a chance this may be your only hope. Because there's no assurances here you might end up killing everybody. Ahelp before doing this to get the ok.
You've failed to contain the outbreak within the allotted timespan. Quarantine procedure
5-12 7-12 should be initiated immediately. The nuclear bomb code has been transmitted. Secure the disk and detonate the nuke in the Vault. The blob cannot be allowed to escape containment!
A Quick Note On Intent
As you know, your intent affects what you do when you run into people while moving. If you are on help intent, you walk through that person, and if you're on disarm intent, you'll push them out of the way or into the nearest object, like a wall, or a blob.
In other words: If you are fighting the blob, use help intent or else everybody will hate you.
Oh Shit, Zombies!
Zombies are hardy bastards that will take people down faster than a school of space carp. Prevention is the best measure, if anyone goes down, pull him out and away from the blob before he either dies or the blob blocks him off. If a zombie's smacking at you, the natural reaction might be to try running away but don't do that, running around in a panic is the last thing you should do. Zombies, like many NPC mobs, have laser-guided autoattacks and will relentlessly pursue and hit you until you're down, plus anyone trying to help you won't be able to get a single hit off the zombie if it's running around chasing you.
If you've got a welder in hand (Which you should if there's a blob.) and the zombie isn't armored, simply stand your ground and attack like mad with your lit welder. Even if you're unarmored, it will go down first unless you let it get a few free hits off before fighting back. If it's armored, though, you're fucked unless you have armor, a fire axe, or a buddy or two fighting alongside you.
If you do not have access to the above weaponry, you should stay off the front lines unless you want to get killed and get in everyone's way. However! There are still things you can (and should) do!
Blob mode is one of the few modes where Medbay is actually worth a damn. Here is what to do:
Medical Doctor: You are field medics. Put your HUD glasses on, grab a first-aid kit and heal people so they don't die. The worst thing in blob mode is someone with half the armory in their backpack dying and getting engulfed and/or zombified by the blob. Don't let this happen. You will want to bring brute patches/bruise packs and probably burn patches/ointment if people are inevitably getting caught in lasers or getting hurt by inevitable plasma fire. Don't waste them on someone with 10 damage to one limb; use triage like a real doctor, you drunken ERPing fuck. You can also drag people to cryo and dead people to cloning, but generally you'll be more useful on the field. If you do because no one else is, loot their bag so you don't end up removing half the guns and space suits from the field like so much kebab.
Chemist: Mass produce medicine. During Blob, if the crew is competent, you will run out of medikits very quickly, and Cargo is better off ordering other things. What you'll need depends largely on what kind of blob you're dealing with (brute damage? tox?) and how competent the crew is (FRIENDLY FIRE OH GOD). You can either leave your pills/patches on the counter for people to grab or take them to the battlezone yourself depending on what people are doing.
Geneticist: Clone the people who inevitably die. Always have someone cloning. LOOT THEIR FUCKING BAGS FOR WELDERS AND GUNS if no one else did, to give back out to people who need them; if anyone whines about GENETICS TAKING MAH GUNS they don't deserve to be in the fight. Most of your powers are of limited utility -- Hulk is only good if the blob is in a hard-to-reach place, X-ray is useless (if you haven't found the blob by the time you get it, it's already ogre), cold resistance can be useful if some chucklefuck has exposed the blob area to space but otherwise useless, and TK is fun but impractical.
CMO: You are NOT a field medic, let your slaves do that. Basically, your job is what the CMO's job should be but never is: coordinate doctors, be a head of staff, make sure Medbay proper is doing its job, and for God's sake keep your cat away from the blob. Contribute your first-aid kit to the cause, and consider contributing your hypospray to someone you trust who can actually use it.
Virologist: Make healing viruses.
Order emitters. Order fucking emitters. Don't assume the ones in Engineering Secure Storage will last, or even that anyone will remember to use them at all. Point seven emitters at a blob and it'll regret everything.
Order guns. Energy guns have their place, and are nice, but the station already has plenty. Combat shotguns may be better if people are good with them and print as many shells as you can in advance. Why? If you print lethal shells between Industrial Welders, combat shotguns don't have the downtime of energy guns. A constant feed of lethal shells makes for the ability to print, shoot while printing, clear shell, take new shell, feed old shell in, repeat. It makes the metal cost pretty much fuckall and does big damage. Besides that, you should already have enough laser guns on the station that unless some dipfuck loses them to the blob, you have barely enough chargers to charge them all at once. Make sure R&D gets a shotgun crate, see Science for details.
Order some goddamn metal and glass. Don't rely on mining to get back at all or on time. However...
Get those miners a hand teleporter and EVA suits. Calibrate the teleporter to a beacon in R&D. You're going to mass-drive the miners to the asteroid because fuck the quarantine. Laser cannons don't grow on trees. They can give a heads-up when they're sending a crate for the RD to re-test-fire so you don't lose mineral shipments. The primary importance is getting uranium and silver back, in which case if research and cargo is any good the round will end shortly. See Science for details.
SHIT TYRONE HACK THE FUCKING AUTOLATHES. You can make dozens of INDUSTRIAL WELDERS from a single sheet each of metal and glass. They're 70 metal, 60 glass, or something like that, with a single sheet of material providing 3750 of each. An Industrial Welder is the exact same size as a normal welder but holds 40 fuel and comes pre-fueled. They're so cheap to make that they're virtually disposable. In fact, R&D should bump up their materials research with the gold from the vault to make super matter bins, pico-manipulators, etc., so that you can lathe thing stupidly fast at the forward autolathe you fuckers better have made.
No seriously make a fucking extra autolathe near, but not up in the face of, the blob. It's easier to have an assistant constantly print new Industrial Welders than to refuel them and risk the blob popping a fuel tank.
R&D: GET TO RESEARCHING QUICK. The xray laser gun is your holy grail. If you make even just one, the blob is in serious trouble. MORE THAN ONE AND YOU WIN THE BLOB MODE. PERIOD. IT'S DEAD, IT'S OVER, RIP BLOB. Completely inept at science? Absolutely no research done when the blob burst? Here's your dummies guide to getting xray lasers ASAP.
- First, shout at cargo to send you combat shotguns. Scan two.
- While those are arriving, grab a monkey from xenobio and butcher it, scan its heart and/or brain.
- Also grab two plasma bars from there, and scan em.
- Deconstruct a cyborg recharger and a mech recharger with screwdriver and crowbar, and scan the boards.
- Scan a scanning module from the R&D room.
- Make and scan a Mass Spectrometer.
- Make and scan a Health Scanner HUD.
- Make and scan an Advanced Mass Spectrometer.
You now have the research for xray laser guns, rejoice.
NOW UPGRADE THAT PROTOLATHE. If you have research for it, make a couple pico manipulators. Make a Rapid Part Exchange Device. Screwdriver the protolathe. Use the RPED with parts in on the protolathe. Screwdriver it close. You've now got discounted xrays. For the pico manipulators(starting from the research got earlier):
- If you still don't have the shotguns:
- Scan a toolbox.
- Make and scan a security HUD.
- Make and scan an advanced release grenade.
- Make and scan a holographic sign projector.
- Make and scan a nano manipulator.
- Make and scan a welding shield implant.
You can now make pico-manipulators!
Now if the miners aren't braindead, they should be hauling in some uranium and gold. Stuff those into the protolathe and start printing xray laser guns like crazy and make that blob regret coming to YOUR station. You'll need firing pins from either the RD locker, security or cargo.
Toxins: Don't make bombs, because the blob is highly resistant to bombs, being rather solid, and the crew is very much not resistant to bombs, being idiots.
Roboticist: Once the medics empty their medkits onto belts, you can make at least 6 medibots. Cargo can order emergency crates with floorbots and 2 medibots which will be useful when some fucker inevitably makes a hull breach. Cleanbots are useless here, don't waste the metal on that. Mechs aren't worth making. A durand used to be great, but then xray lasers came along and are much better. But if miners brought silver and the blob ate research, but not robotics? Make a durand, load it with a solaris and an energy relay and set it loose.
Xenobiologist: Go do a real job. Slimes take way too long and are way too random to be useful in time, although if you get some metal slimes early it could be mildly helpful, but it's better to just give your plasma to research.
| Jobs on /tg/station|
|Command||Captain, Head of Personnel|
|Security||Head of Security, Security Officer, Warden, Detective|
|Engineering||Chief Engineer, Station Engineer, Atmospheric Technician|
|Science||Research Director, Scientist, Roboticist|
|Medical||Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Chemist, Geneticist, Virologist|
|Service||Janitor, Bartender, Cook, Botanist, Clown, Mime, Chaplain, Librarian|
|Civilian||Quartermaster, Cargo Technician, Shaft Miner, Assistant, Lawyer|
|Non-human||AI, Cyborg, Positronic Brain, Drone, Personal AI, Construct, Ghost|
|Antagonists||Traitor, Changeling, Nuclear Operative, Wizard, Abductor, Xenomorph, Revenant, Space Ninja, Holoparasite, Swarmers, Blob, Devil, Clockwork Cult, Cortical Borer|
|Special||Centcom Official, Death Squad Officer, Emergency Response Officer, Ian|
|Races||Humans, Lizardperson, Flyperson, Plasmaman, Podman, Golem, Miscellaneous|